Most unhealthy breakfast you've had?

Lionel Messy · 29-04-2012 6:23am #1

Its 20 past 6 in the am and if i could have a vindaloo now, i would. My most unhealthy breakfast is nothing sexy, it was probably a beef curry from the micro.

blackdog2 · 29-04-2012 6:44am

Mine would have to be a 4x4 from the flying pan in Hong Kong. A place so greasy that my shirt yellowed and I smelt like rasher for 2 weeks after

echo.lima · 29-04-2012 10:49pm

Mine would probably be a big fry up,a few slices of toast drenched in real butter and a few beers...

and i'm only 21.. luckily I burn it off

Whispered · 01-05-2012 11:29am

We were away and had a problem with our bank cards. So we had very little cash for the first 2 days and by the time the bank unlocked our cards we were starving. We finally ate properly on the 3'rd morning at about 11.30.

My brekkie was a veggie burger, chips, portion of coleslaw, a bread roll, vanilla milkshake, 2 cups of coffee and a bottle of coke.

My husbands..... a quarter pounder, chips, tuna cheese melt roll, chicken dippers, coleslaw, bread and a beer.

We both slept for half the day after it.

saintsaltynuts · 01-05-2012 11:35am

Large Wetherspoons breakfast 2 eggs,2 sausages,3 hash browns,2 rashers,black pudding,tomato,beans and toast all washed down with 3 pints of John Smith's bitter.Yes.

mongdesade · 01-05-2012 3:21pm

Microwaved Mexican taco from the night before, breakfast beer & a roll-up

uch · 03-05-2012 3:51pm

I had two Weetabix once,, Horrid

cynder · 03-05-2012 3:55pm

Ice cream and taytoes

Mr. Presentable · 03-05-2012 3:58pm

Orange juice and bran flakes. Had the shizz all day

leggit · 03-05-2012 4:00pm

2 Chicken Shish Kebabs From Zaytoon..... and the chips! Washed down with 2 cans of coke!

Conall Cernach · 03-05-2012 4:02pm

Cold curry from a Chinese with a skin on top.

donegal_man · 03-05-2012 4:11pm

A 'breakfast' pizza, basically pizza with bacon, sausage and chopped egg washed down with warm beer

Sleepy · 03-05-2012 4:13pm

Most likely one at a festival: a warm beer and a smoke.

NS77 · 03-05-2012 4:20pm

The Gut Buster at the Market Diner, Brighton...hmmmm!
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Lionel Messy · 07-05-2012 6:20pm

mongdesade wrote: »

Microwaved Mexican taco from the night before, breakfast beer & a roll-up

If your still alive, i'm telling you rule, brother.

uch · 10-05-2012 2:35pm

Woke up face down in a plate of Chicken Balls and curry sauce once, me sh1te was I wasting good Chicken Balls so I had them cold for Breakfast.

grindle · 11-05-2012 1:58pm

A bottle of Buckfast, a yoke and a joint...
Oh, to be 21 again.

Gillo · 11-05-2012 2:04pm

Microwaved Chinese from the night before.

I did have a yoke & a milky way washed down with warm beer at six am but considering I hadn't slept I have to rule that out. The worrying thing is; what possessed me to bring a bag of Milky Ways to a rave in the arse end of Wicklow????
Christ I wish I was twenty one again

Mr. CooL ICE · 11-05-2012 6:56pm

I once made a breakfast lasagne. It served 8 people and cured their stomachs. Headaches still remained, so next time I might crush a panadol in there too

admiralofthefleet · 12-05-2012 11:41pm

a chicken tikka masala and keema naan bread that id fell asleep eating. years ago now

BIG BAD JOHN · 07-06-2012 10:24am

It's hard to get past an Ulster fry - heart attack on a plate as the cliche says.

demanufactured · 20-06-2012 12:37am

A mars ice cream

gypsy_rose · 20-06-2012 12:44am

Cocktail sausages and jam doughnuts. What a perfect day.

TwoShedsJackson · 21-06-2012 2:57pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18490459

8 eggs, 12 rashers, 12 sausages, potatoes, hash browns, mushrooms, beans, 12 slices of bread.

6000 calories, weighs 9 lbs.

Haven't had it, might try it if hadn't eaten in a couple of days.

echo.lima · 22-06-2012 1:33am

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18490459

8 eggs, 12 rashers, 12 sausages, potatoes, hash browns, mushrooms, beans, 12 slices of bread.

6000 calories, weighs 9 lbs.

Haven't had it, might try it if hadn't eaten in a couple of days.

Fuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhcckkk now that is some serious man v food territory right

BIG BAD JOHN · 22-06-2012 1:17pm

The bit I like best is when the owner of Jesters Diner says - 'Some people have asked why we don't serve tea or coffee with the breakfast. But these drinks contain caffeine which is very bad for you so we chose not to include them in the deal.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...6-minutes.html

Mairzydoats · 22-06-2012 1:21pm

I had a can of Tyskie for breakfast every day for the last 2 weeks! Does that count?

uch · 22-06-2012 3:52pm

Mairzydoats wrote: »

I had a can of Tyskie for breakfast every day for the last 2 weeks! Does that count?

Thats a Continental Breakfast!

Degsy · 23-06-2012 12:15pm

12 cans of beer,half a bottle of jack and some cold spit-roasted pig that had been sitting in my garden all night.

CodyJarrett · 25-06-2012 12:55am

Half a Tesco (reduced price) iced lemon strawberry sponge cake, two packets of ready salted crisps, washed down with flat Club Orange.

I_smell_fear · 25-06-2012 6:22pm

Went through a phase of having this every morning during one college year for about 4 months:

3 waffles
4 rashers
1/4 tin of beans
2 fried eggs

All in between 2 pieces of toast with ketchup and salt. It was a defining time in my life.

Most unhealthy breakfast you've had?

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