Your first shift!

off.the.walls · 02-03-2011 2:11am #1

So as this is a musicians forum i thought this would be rather funny! My first shift with a girl was when we were listening to plug in baby by muse. Was 14 she was very well endowed.... now let the beans be spilt who was your first shift and what song were ya listening to!

Malice · 02-03-2011 9:32am

I don't think this is entirely appropriate for the Bands & Musicians forum so I'm moving it to After Hours.

After Hours Mods: Feel free to delete or move as necessary.

Gary4279 · 02-03-2011 9:47am

Yore Ma!!

*sorry but this is after hours

02-03-2011 9:48am

My first shift was interesting.... I brought one girl to the cinema and duly fingered her for an hour. Then thought she was too hideous to kiss so went straight home. Had my first kiss with her less hideous best friend a week later outside Dunnes Stores.

So yea, I fingered a girl before I kissed a girl and I didn't even kiss the girl I fingered.

Gary4279 · 02-03-2011 9:49am

Deleted User wrote: »

My first shift was interesting.... I brought one girl to the cinema and duly fingered her for an hour. Then thought she was too hideous to kiss so went straight home. Had my first kiss with her best friend a week later outside Dunnes Stores.

So yea, I fingered a girl before I kissed a girl and I didn't even kiss the girl I fingered.

So technically your still a virgin......snigger

FatherLen · 02-03-2011 9:49am

in the gaelteacht in the midlle of the cheili.(dunno how it is spelt)

jester77 · 02-03-2011 9:58am

Shift

My first shift was in a factory when I was 17 and it started at 8 AM and finished at 5 PM. Crappy 2 punts an hour it was!

FatherLen · 02-03-2011 10:02am

jester77 wrote: »

Shift

french kiss, meet, eatin the face off each other ya know, the wet one.

bonerm · 02-03-2011 10:09am

Ah I remember it well. It was right about Xmas time one year and I whilst I don't know how I'd got that way I do remember being locked and seeing this beautiful tanned thing in front of me. I couldn't be sure but I reckoned the shift was on. So I said feck it, threw all caution to the wind and got right to work on her. Right before my eyes EVERYTHING STARTED TO APPEAR IN CAPITAL LETTERS. TO SAY I WAS AMAZED WOULD BE AN UNDERSTATEMENT! IT WAS THE FIRST SHIFT OF MY LIFE (AND POSSIBLY THE FINEST).

Commodore 64. The king of computers.

W.Shakes-Beer · 02-03-2011 10:10am

Well it would have been about 2005 in an old Volkswagen Passat.

I just remember the gearbox being in bits and i could smell the clutch burning.

Good shift though. Didn't cut out.

GrizzlyMan · 02-03-2011 10:22am

mine was to a girl who is now a lesbian, kinda says it all:(

Sanjuro · 02-03-2011 10:28am

Mine was in Stillorgan Shopping Centre in the carpark. I had to go home, but before I left, she dragged me into the carpark. Not sure, but she may have been hoping I'd get run over. When that didn't happen, she pulled me close, said 'I really like you,' and stuck her tongue down my throat. I burst out laughing and she just looked at me. I sheepishly said 'I'm sorry.' And she replied, 'don't worry, you can make it up to me.' Kissed me again and I went home. The innocence of youth!

Duggy747 · 02-03-2011 10:39am

My 1st shift was to an utter mule.

I was nearly caught by the farmer too :pac:

fakearms123 · 02-03-2011 10:42am

My first kiss came at the tender age of 13, there was no real music, just the intense sound of saliva being slapped together by the furious motion of two tongues, very sloppy and "cat drinking milk" like

jester77 · 02-03-2011 10:54am

FatherLen wrote: »

french kiss, meet, eatin the face off each other ya know, the wet one.

Ah right.

Young lad at a Smokie gig, down the back in a corner on the floor next to the cigarette machine. Crowd were getting angsty and only wanted to hear "living next door to Alice". Someone knocked a pint from the top of the cigarette machine on top of us and we were soaked. Picked ourselves up only to see someone else throwing an empty pint glass on stage at the band. Band were rightly pissed, walked off, wouldn't come back and no one got to hear who the f*ck Alice was.

herisson · 02-03-2011 10:55am

i got the shift for the first time when i was 12 from my first boyfriend i only got with earlier that day it was a friday and then we broke up the monday
very sloppy altogether Jaysus he was like a washing machine if im being honest :pac:
ah young love

MagicSean · 02-03-2011 10:56am

At the disco. Might as well have kissed a hoover with teeth.

stovelid · 02-03-2011 10:57am

Down a coal mine for twelve hours at 12 years-old. It didn't do my emphysema much good, I can tell you, but it kept the wolf from the door.

antodeco · 02-03-2011 12:11pm

Saturday 5th March - Dublin - O'Reilly's Sub Lounge - 8:05pm

Ledger · 02-03-2011 12:19pm

Aged 14 behing a ditch while mates were on the other side of the ditch waiting, looking back now it's so utterly cringeworthy and laughable all at the same time.

Dante · 02-03-2011 12:21pm

Still waiting for mine, anyday now...

Einstein · 02-03-2011 12:25pm

New years eve in our newly converted attic...I was 13 I think...and a dare...

orourkeda · 02-03-2011 12:27pm

FatherLen wrote: »

in the gaelteacht in the midlle of the cheili.(dunno how it is spelt)

At least we know how to spell middle.

Captain_Generic · 02-03-2011 12:27pm

Spin the bottle unfortunately, but she was WAY out of my league so I didn't really care

Vicxas · 02-03-2011 12:28pm

Truth or dare when i was 8 or 9 i think

orourkeda · 02-03-2011 12:30pm

k_mac wrote: »

At the disco. Might as well have kissed a hoover with teeth.

Once it wasn't a gee with teeth

Mr. CooL ICE · 02-03-2011 12:34pm

Mine was a classmates older sister as a dare.

All I could hear was other people laughing

Krieg · 02-03-2011 12:38pm

12, though it was one of these truth or dare type ones so I dont really count it.
First proper one was when I was 16, absolutely smashed on vodka, down at the spanish arch, dont even remember her name, How romantic....

Devil08 · 02-03-2011 1:20pm

Deleted User wrote: »

My first shift was interesting.... I brought one girl to the cinema and duly fingered her for an hour. Then thought she was too hideous to kiss so went straight home. Had my first kiss with her less hideous best friend a week later outside Dunnes Stores.

So yea, I fingered a girl before I kissed a girl and I didn't even kiss the girl I fingered.

bet you spent the day smelling your finger right?

orourkeda · 02-03-2011 1:48pm

Deleted User wrote: »

My first shift was interesting.... I brought one girl to the cinema and duly fingered her for an hour. Then thought she was too hideous to kiss so went straight home. Had my first kiss with her less hideous best friend a week later outside Dunnes Stores.

So yea, I fingered a girl before I kissed a girl and I didn't even kiss the girl I fingered.

Did she squirt?

candy-gal1 · 02-03-2011 2:16pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYC2FUutdKA

McGarnagle92 · 02-03-2011 2:55pm

In a very shifty lane in Artane at about 14 I think....reminds me of it every time I walk through it

starlit · 02-03-2011 3:31pm

I was probably quiet young while at playschool, just before starting school. First proper kiss was when I was a good bit older at the age of 19...late developer in the love stakes as had little interest in boys and dating when I was younger. I was at a nightclub at the time, a randomer, didn't know his name, a bit sloppy but passionate I suppose not the best kiss but my kissing technique has improved since

lol! Think we were dancing to a dance tune can't remember but think the song was poision or something. Never met him since! Was too drunk to remember his face ha ha ha!:o

Devil08 · 02-03-2011 4:45pm

My first shift was with a sock

UglyBolloxFace · 02-03-2011 5:17pm

off.the.walls wrote: »

Was 14 she was very well endowed....

Your first shift...she...she had a penis?

AFC_1903 · 02-03-2011 5:48pm

Aged 13, outside a mill in the countryside, for a truth or dare. Wasn't chasing skirt then (late starter), so wasn't mad to do it.

With whom?

With twins a couple of years older than me! :eek:

Ledger · 02-03-2011 5:50pm

AFC_1903 wrote: »

Aged 13, outside a mill in the countryside, for a truth or dare. Wasn't chasing skirt then (late starter), so wasn't mad to do it.

With whom?

With twins a couple of years older than me! :eek:

TWINS!? Talk about running before you can walk.

AFC_1903 · 02-03-2011 6:41pm

I know, the next one shift took a while to happen too. As memory serves me best it was a woman from my work. Not sure how much older than me she was. One part of my brain is telling me she was about 10 years older, the other is telling me there's no way that could be right!

admiralofthefleet · 02-03-2011 7:00pm

my first was 4pm to 10pm i pub. i started 8 hour shifts after that

senorwipesalot · 02-03-2011 7:39pm

Devil08 wrote: »

My first shift was with a sock

woz that your wanksock?

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 02-03-2011 7:45pm

In the cinema when I was 11. I think she was like 17.:pac:
I was forced into it(by a mate) and the "If you can't lift it, don't shift it" rule would've came in handy at the time.:P

off.the.walls · 02-03-2011 10:12pm

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Your first shift...she...she had a penis?

No man she had a balcony ya could do shakespear off! biggest tits i've ever seen in my life with the fittest body!

fudgie101 · 02-03-2011 10:13pm

Your sister! She was wet in the drawers!

Aoifey! · 03-03-2011 12:43am

A game of dares when I was 12 at a friend's party. We all vowed we wouldn't be friggits by the end of the night.

Son Of A Vidic · 03-03-2011 12:50am

off.the.walls wrote: »

Was 14 she was very well endowed.

You mean she was a chick with a dick? :eek:

cackhanded · 03-03-2011 12:56am

baz2009 wrote: »

In the cinema when I was 11. I think she was like 17.:pac:
I was forced into it(by a mate) and the "If you can't lift it, don't shift it" rule would've came in handy at the time.:P

The "child molestation" rule would've been handier!

A19B1C12 · 03-03-2011 1:01am

At a disco when I was about 11..

Can't say I was too proud.

03-03-2011 6:59am

Devil08 wrote: »

bet you spent the day smelling your finger right?

Had to wash the hands straight away... Didn't want Mam smelling it in the car on the way home.
I could have blamed it on fish and chips but she knew I was broke.

EraseAndRewind · 03-03-2011 11:54am

Mine was at 13 with the local don juan...up against a tree and the fecker gave me a love bite i didnt even realise i was so innocent

my mother was happy when she spotted thaton my neck i can tell you

TheMilkyPirate · 03-03-2011 12:05pm

I was 9 or 10 with a girl i still know quite well, Didn't have another one then till i was 13 or that at a disco got 3 in one night fuck yeah!!

Sprrratt · 03-03-2011 12:33pm

McGarnagle92 wrote: »

In a very shifty lane in Artane at about 14 I think....reminds me of it every time I walk through it

Interestingly, +1

Your first shift!

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