"Dublin Housewives"...would you appear on something like this?

ibarelycare · 17-05-2012 12:26pm #1

http://www.tv3.ie/shows.php?request=dublinhousewives

Dublin Housewives Virginia Macari, Roz Flanagan, Lisa Murphy, Jo Jordan and Danielle Meagher are living the dream with handsome husbands, beautiful children, immaculate homes and a fabulous wardrobe.

We get a glimpse into their lives as they shop and lunch their days away before spending their evenings sipping cocktails - and there is no better disguise for bleary eyes than Gucci sunglasses!

Dublin Housewives airs Monday - Thursday from 28th – 31st May 2012 at 9.30pm on TV3

Even more cringe-inducing stuff from TV3. I guess they have to fill the void until the next series of Tallfornia returns. Why are these people willing to open themselves up to so much hatred and ridicule by going on these shows?! Would you go on one of these shows or do you know anyone who has?

FatherLen · 17-05-2012 12:28pm

3 of those women look like ladyboys. that is all.

John Doe1 · 17-05-2012 12:28pm

Why doesnt TV3 just kill itself

kfallon · 17-05-2012 12:28pm

TV3 has to be the worst TV station of all time, if you ever want a laugh go to the TV section of any paper/site and take a look at the programmes they air at prime time every evening! :rolleyes:

stupidusername · 17-05-2012 12:30pm

It's a bit of a pisstake as far as I can tell. The people involved probably want to be famous,as their lives are probably quite empty and boring. The programme makers realise it's car crash tv potentially

phasers · 17-05-2012 12:31pm

Desperate losers in attention seeking shocker.

Fiona · 17-05-2012 12:31pm

I just know I am going to throw something at the tele when I watch this........

*well actually I mean laptop I have no tele

FatherLen · 17-05-2012 12:32pm

Mum to baby Thor, Virginia with her partner Kaste

baby thor???

virginia and kaste had stupid names so now their child must!

hairyprincess · 17-05-2012 12:33pm

I don't think there is anything more I hate in this world than TV3 :mad:

Logical Fallacy · 17-05-2012 12:33pm

Jaysus, the chops on yer wan in the orange and black!

Ruralyoke · 17-05-2012 12:33pm

Sweet christ on a sh1tty stick.

I knew TV3 were cheap and nasty but this is a new low.

dmcronin · 17-05-2012 12:36pm

Christ one of thems got a kid called 'Thor', will the next one be Spiderman?

17-05-2012 12:36pm

more fake ****e from TV3.

Defiler Of The Coffin · 17-05-2012 12:36pm

Lisa Murphy a housewife? Well I never!

17-05-2012 12:37pm

more fake Sh1te from TV3.

SEPT 23 1989 · 17-05-2012 12:38pm

Only if it turned into a porn film

Jaxxy · 17-05-2012 12:40pm

FatherLen wrote: »

Mum to baby Thor, Virginia with her partner Kaste

baby thor???

virginia and kaste had stupid names so now their child must!

Maybe they had one of those "If this page gets one million likes I will name my child Thor/Batman/Megatron" Facebook groups. Seems like an attention whorey please pay attention to me I can't justify or validate my own existence type of thing their ilk would do.

AnonoBoy · 17-05-2012 12:42pm

Attention seekers that go on these pointless reality programs are fairly much off my radar.

Their dreams consist of having husbands and a big wardrobe? Jaysus - you go girl!

MistyCheese · 17-05-2012 12:50pm

Grand sure, no problem at all with this. Damn straight they can come into my home and film me and my life, put it on the telly and make me a supastarr!

I can even give you all a little preview:

08:30 Roll outta bed groaning. Light up first fag of the day.
08:35 Take off "sleeping" pyjamas. Put on fresh pyjamas.
08:40 Bang on Jaycinta and Anto's bedroom doors to get them up for school. Have sneaky second fag of the day before it all kicks off.
08:45 Reheat last night's Dominos for Jaycinta and Anto's breakfast.
08:50 Stagger up to the school gates with the kiddies.
09:00 Natter with the other local mums at the school gate about that posho b*tch who thinks she's all better than us like coz she wear heels to drop the kids off! What a cow like! I'll spit on her if she tries to talk to me.
09:30 Arrive back home. Watch a bit of Jeremy Kyle. Have fifth and sixth fags of the day.
10:30 Shuffle off to the Post Office to collect my dole and children's benefit. Have a natter with other local mums about how expensive the kids' school books are. Disgrace of a country it is. Won't someone think of the children? and all.
12:00 Stop off for bottle of vodka and fags in Dunnes/Tesco.
12:30 Arrive back home. Watch a bit of Loose Woman. Have ninth fag of the day.

I'll stop there so as not to ruin it for everybody. Yis'll have to watch the show. Now, where can I get in touch with "Now" or "Heat" or something so I can tell them about what happened to me when I was eight years old?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 17-05-2012 12:51pm

Honestly, if any TV programme could be used to promote mass-sterilisation that would be it.

stoneill · 17-05-2012 12:53pm

My Ma was a Dublin Housewife - you'd want to see the way she could scrub the front step and go to the shops for milk and bread!

John Doe1 · 17-05-2012 12:56pm

stoneill wrote: »

My Ma was a Dublin Housewife - you'd want to see the way she could scrub the front step and go to the shops for milk and bread!

she sounds hot;)

Monty Burnz · 17-05-2012 12:56pm

Now a new Mum to baby Thor

Thor, eh? Zeus seemed a bit too megalomanic?

Cee-Jay-Cee · 17-05-2012 1:01pm

Oh sweet jeezis...I used to hate RTE passionately but that has now shifted to TV3, they really are the gutter press of TV.

Pherekydes · 17-05-2012 1:02pm

dmcronin wrote: »

Christ one of thems got a kid called 'Thor', will the next one be Spiderman?

Baldur, possibly.

17-05-2012 1:08pm

jaysus, duckface lady and leopard print lady look scary

danniemcq · 17-05-2012 1:09pm

heard the danelle one getting interviewed on tioday fm, apparently Lisa was there too but only managed about 2 words in the 10 minutes

she was on the news too and made it a massive point to tell everyone that she is financially independant thinks being called a female Simon Cowell is a good thing and that she isn't looking for brains in a guy as she has brains enough for 3.

She can f*ck right off

ejmaztec · 17-05-2012 1:11pm

FatherLen wrote: »

baby thor???

Yeth, from the nappy rash.

Auvers · 17-05-2012 1:18pm

I deleted TV3 from my EPG last year, so don't have to endure five seconds of these type of shows while flicking through the channels

so problem solved

MoodeRator · 17-05-2012 1:18pm

bluewolf wrote: »

jaysus, duckface lady and leopard print lady look scary

I agree with your scary statement, however I am not convinced that your use of the word "lady" is correct in this instance.

In fact I am not convinced that at least 2 of these are not fellas!

Where To · 17-05-2012 1:24pm

Look like normal everyday Dubliners to me...

krudler · 17-05-2012 1:27pm

TV3 is just gash, if its not crappy "reality" shows its shock docs like "The Girl With A Whale For A Head" or something.

TheSpecialOne · 17-05-2012 1:28pm

TV3 is a really trying to be the cheap cousin of Channel 4...utter ****e coming out of that station the past 5-6 years.

i57dwun4yb1pt8 · 17-05-2012 1:28pm

does TV3 = Transvestite 3 ?

Jen Pigs Fly · 17-05-2012 1:28pm

The absolute state of that.

darrcow · 17-05-2012 1:31pm

money grabbing tramps

Daniel S · 17-05-2012 1:33pm

Stiffler's mom on the top right.

JustAddWater · 17-05-2012 1:34pm

FatherLen wrote: »

3 of those women look like ladyboys. that is all.

I count 5

toexpress · 17-05-2012 1:36pm

ibarelycare wrote: »

http://www.tv3.ie/shows.php?request=dublinhousewives

Even more cringe-inducing stuff from TV3. I guess they have to fill the void until the next series of Tallfornia returns. Why are these people willing to open themselves up to so much hatred and ridicule by going on these shows?! Would you go on one of these shows or do you know anyone who has?

I would so do it as the token gay!

Jen Pigs Fly · 17-05-2012 1:39pm

toexpress wrote: »

I would so do it as the token gay!

I would actually be tempted to watch it then haha you'd have to be extra catty though!

Immaculate Pasta · 17-05-2012 1:41pm

"Aah sweet bejaysus that fecking culchie's made a right focking mess tarmacing me drive like."

Gripping tv so :cool:

smash · 17-05-2012 1:42pm

Bitch and moan all you want, the truth is that half of you will probably watch it so you can come back and bitch and moan about it here again about how crap it is

Tv3 loves to prey on wanna be famous socialites and if those wannabes really want to lead their lives in that direction then let them.

MaxSteele · 17-05-2012 1:43pm

Just imagine every TV channel is represented in a room full of new born babies.

TV3 is the siamese one with two heads, struggling to stay alive.

Stimpyone · 17-05-2012 1:43pm

With Bill gone off our screens I can't wait for this... it's gonna be an epic car crash.. E.P.I.C!!:eek:

Kolido · 17-05-2012 1:45pm

Fiona wrote: »

I just know I am going to throw something at the tele when I watch this........

*well actually I mean laptop I have no tele

Why watch it then?

babo9 · 17-05-2012 1:48pm

danniemcq wrote: »

heard the danelle one getting interviewed on tioday fm, apparently Lisa was there too but only managed about 2 words in the 10 minutes

she was on the news too and made it a massive point to tell everyone that she is financially independant thinks being called a female Simon Cowell is a good thing and that she isn't looking for brains in a guy as she has brains enough for 3.

She can f*ck right off

Haha, I heard that too, she sounded like she enjoyed her own company alright!

Darcy : so what was the problem with the other women?
Danelle: Well, I mean like I've got 3 degrees so...

Who goes around saying that, I've got loadza qualifications so it makes me better than the rest of ye!

Lionel Messy · 17-05-2012 1:48pm

As soon as i saw "Dublin housewives" my mind just went to sex right away.

5ftGiant · 17-05-2012 1:51pm

Thank you so much tv3! Finally something to fill that massive cringe void in my life missing since the end of Tallafornia & Take Me Out. Looks like they've also stepped up the % of pieballs staring in their shows.

Dont you all realise this is a clear sign that TV3 have an amazing sense of humor and go to extreme lengths and costs to entertain us? I do

kfallon · 17-05-2012 1:52pm

Lionel Messy wrote: »

As soon as i saw "Dublin housewives" my mind just went to sex fapping over the ould wans on the stalls in Moore St. right away.

FYP

smash · 17-05-2012 1:52pm

One of them called her son Thor... Oh man this show will be hilarious.

toexpress · 17-05-2012 1:52pm

MistyCheese wrote: »

Grand sure, no problem at all with this. Damn straight they can come into my home and film me and my life, put it on the telly and make me a supastarr!

I can even give you all a little preview:

08:30 Roll outta bed groaning. Light up first fag of the day.
08:35 Take off "sleeping" pyjamas. Put on fresh pyjamas.
08:40 Bang on Jaycinta and Anto's bedroom doors to get them up for school. Have sneaky second fag of the day before it all kicks off.
08:45 Reheat last night's Dominos for Jaycinta and Anto's breakfast.
08:50 Stagger up to the school gates with the kiddies.
09:00 Natter with the other local mums at the school gate about that posho b*tch who thinks she's all better than us like coz she wear heels to drop the kids off! What a cow like! I'll spit on her if she tries to talk to me.
09:30 Arrive back home. Watch a bit of Jeremy Kyle. Have fifth and sixth fags of the day.
10:30 Shuffle off to the Post Office to collect my dole and children's benefit. Have a natter with other local mums about how expensive the kids' school books are. Disgrace of a country it is. Won't someone think of the children? and all.
12:00 Stop off for bottle of vodka and fags in Dunnes/Tesco.
12:30 Arrive back home. Watch a bit of Loose Woman. Have ninth fag of the day.

I'll stop there so as not to ruin it for everybody. Yis'll have to watch the show. Now, where can I get in touch with "Now" or "Heat" or something so I can tell them about what happened to me when I was eight years old?

You're from the Northside aren't you? Donneycarney maybe??

"Dublin Housewives"...would you appear on something like this?

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