Where can I have sex???

SEXTC · 24-02-2010 1:05am #1

Hey Im a broke student living at home!! Ive recently become involved with a mad woman who must have sex all the time. Im obviously very happy, just adjusting, basically she is an au pair living with family. Her place is a no go, my house is always full of family nosing around. All hotels in Dublin appear to be around 40-50e at best for the night which is steep, this relationship is burning a serious hole in my pocket but its the greatest thing ever. How can I continue it without resorting to crime?? Im being genuine here, any tips/bargain hotels?? Is there sex hotels in Dublin? Hostels with private rooms?

All suggestions and attacks much appreciated....

Stark · 24-02-2010 1:09am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkE20sH2ez8

phill106 · 24-02-2010 1:10am

the toilets of your local fast food outlet! classy!

Freemasonry · 24-02-2010 1:10am

My house, threesome, all night. w or w/o cameras. preferably with. vaseline required.

dlofnep · 24-02-2010 1:10am

Nudey booth.

mahamageehad · 24-02-2010 1:11am

Behind a bush

oppenheimer1 · 24-02-2010 1:11am

Love hotel?

Biggins · 24-02-2010 1:11am

LOL I smell something fishy going on here with this thread.
New to the boards are we? LOL

SomeFool · 24-02-2010 1:11am

the park.

Nevyn · 24-02-2010 1:11am

Love hotels, nope, hostels with private rooms, some but tbh it's not much better price wise then a travel lodge for the night.

Time to fall back on the old saying, Man who take woman camping have one in tent.

Shzm · 24-02-2010 1:12am

There's a guy over in the motors section that has a car he doesn't know how to use, perhaps you could borrow it.

lcrcboy · 24-02-2010 1:12am

haha you legend enjoy it while it lasts, cant give you advice about cheap places

:D:D

L.Jenkins · 24-02-2010 1:12am

Dublin you say, poor student you! I hear the docks is a great place for dogging! Never mind paying for it when you can add a thrill to a night out and do it outside!

Biggins · 24-02-2010 1:13am

Where's me ex-wife when she is needed! LOL

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Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 24-02-2010 1:13am

Confessional box in your local chruch. Go on you kinky fecker, you know you want to.

bazmaiden · 24-02-2010 1:13am

bus??:)

PCPhoto · 24-02-2010 1:14am

I for one would like to meet this horned up au pair

Tail Wagger · 24-02-2010 1:14am

SEXTC wrote: »

Hey Im a broke student living at home!! Ive recently become involved with a mad woman who must have sex all the time. Im obviously very happy, just adjusting, basically she is an au pair living with family. Her place is a no go, my house is always full of family nosing around. All hotels in Dublin appear to be around 40-50e at best for the night which is steep, this relationship is burning a serious hole in my pocket but its the greatest thing ever. How can I continue it without resorting to crime?? Im being genuine here, any tips/bargain hotels?? Is there sex hotels in Dublin? Hostels with private rooms?

All suggestions and attacks much appreciated....

I'd say it's burning a hole in more than your pocket!

AnonoBoy · 24-02-2010 1:15am

In the ass?

m@cc@ · 24-02-2010 1:15am

PCPhoto wrote: »

I for one would like to meet this horned up au pair

Sounds too much like oul pair.

Nevyn · 24-02-2010 1:16am

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Confessional box in your local chruch. Go on you kinky fecker, you know you want to.

Way too cramped...

m@cc@ · 24-02-2010 1:16am

Tail Wagger wrote: »

I'd say it's burning a hole in more than your pocket!

He clearly meant 'clowns pocket' :rolleyes:

brendansmith · 24-02-2010 1:19am

In her arse

GavinDoyle · 24-02-2010 1:20am

in the car

Crann na Beatha · 24-02-2010 1:22am

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Wazdakka · 24-02-2010 1:24am

Wheely Bin..

oppenheimer1 · 24-02-2010 1:25am

D4 hotels €40 a night... best I can think of. Probably pay the same for a private room in a hostel.

m@cc@ · 24-02-2010 1:30am

If you're getting it on a regular basis, surely you'd be better renting on a monthly basis as opposed to nights in hotel rooms.

minidazzler · 24-02-2010 1:33am

Freemasonry wrote: »

My house, threesome, all night. w or w/o cameras. preferably with. vaseline required.

Vaseline will burn the bollix off you! Seriously, petroleum jelly is NOT lube.

Sea Sharp · 24-02-2010 1:35am

pretend like you're incredibly gay and the au pair's family will think you're up listening to music.

smellslikeshoes · 24-02-2010 1:36am

Move out of your parents.

Biggins · 24-02-2010 1:36am

minidazzler wrote: »

Vaseline will burn the bollix off you! Seriously, petroleum jelly is NOT lube.

LOL Is this from the voice of experience? :pac:

thecornflake · 24-02-2010 1:36am

where to have sex ? the traditional place is the spot between her legs

The_Kew_Tour · 24-02-2010 1:36am

Hi Tiger Woods

thecornflake · 24-02-2010 1:38am

adrian280582 wrote: »

Hi Tiger Woods

yh , do it in woods ?

Toots · 24-02-2010 1:39am

smellslikeshoes wrote: »

Move out of your parents.

o_O

argosy2006 · 24-02-2010 1:40am

a farm, in the barn,on the straw, just bring a blanket,
think this is only good answer posted lol

seanybiker · 24-02-2010 1:40am

bout a eyar or two ago on me home from town with hte lack I dragged her to the step of a taxi place that had closed down. I was on the step and she was jumping up and down on me.
I was fecking morto when a taxi came along and me man jumped over me and walked into the taxi office. I thought the place was closed down.
Said to the taxi chap, ah **** sorry. ill head off now.
he just said, "ah jaysus your grand boy, I wont be out for another 5 minutes. Sure work away"
I may aswell have been drinking a cup of the the way the taxi man reacted. some laugh the rest of the way home.

bud1970 · 24-02-2010 1:40am

on the beach??? bit rough if ye get sand in yer foreskin tho.......

minidazzler · 24-02-2010 1:43am

Biggins wrote: »

LOL Is this from the voice of experience? :pac:

Yup, I could right a book called Masturbation Most Foul on ways I have screwed up alone time!

Also, it was bad for me on the outside....I shudder to think what a woman would feel!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Abi · 24-02-2010 1:44am

You ask AH, you get AH.

Tail Wagger · 24-02-2010 1:45am

In the back of the 45 from Dublin to Bray bus upstairs on the 11 at night, sure there doesn't be anyone on the bucking thing. I hope you live in Bray because I don't know how you'll get back home?

littlefriend · 24-02-2010 1:50am

Tail Wagger wrote: »

In the back of the 45 from Dublin to Bray bus upstairs on the 11 at night, sure there doesn't be anyone on the bucking thing. I hope you live in Bray because I don't know how you'll get back home?

Reminds me of this story:

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/woman-admits-sex-on-the-dart-1046485.html

hitlersson666 · 24-02-2010 1:53am

Ann doyles bathroom?

seanybiker · 24-02-2010 1:54am

i normally find her mouth or her fanny to be the best place to be perfectly honest.

thecornflake · 24-02-2010 2:01am

seanybiker wrote: »

i normally find her mouth or her fanny to be the best place to be perfectly honest.

can't beat the armpits , french armpits . . . . . . mmm

Tail Wagger · 24-02-2010 2:04am

littlefriend wrote: »

Reminds me of this story:

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/woman-admits-sex-on-the-dart-1046485.html

That was a cracker, What a scamp. Looking at her would you want to be
looking at that on the rant? I doubt it, some people will do [anyone ] for notice?

Sharpshooter · 24-02-2010 2:09am

SEXTC wrote: »

Im being genuine here, any tips/bargain hotels?? Is there sex hotels in Dublin? Hostels with private rooms?

All suggestions and attacks much appreciated....

You can have sex just about anywhere as long as you aren't caught.;)

But in this case,Google is your friend OP.

Where can I have sex???

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