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Face kicker

  • 27-03-2009 1:02pm
    #1
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭


    A troll with less than 10 posts back in 2005. But what posts *swoons*
    Returned in 2008 with a single post

    Legend? 500 votes

    Yes
    1% 5 votes
    No
    80% 403 votes
    Who?
    8% 44 votes
    I'll kick YOU in the face!
    9% 48 votes


Comments

  • #2
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    Facekicker is my favourite boardsie ever :D


  • #3
    Red Crow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,139 ✭✭✭Red Crow


    Who?


  • #4
    Effluo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭Effluo


    Magnus wrote: »
    A troll with less than 10 posts back in 2005. But what posts *swoons*
    Returned in 2008 with a single post

    One question....
    Are you Face kicker?


  • #5
    KamiKazi
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,201 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    Those two face kickers aren't the same person ;) Not saying how I know this :pac:


  • #6
    Max Power1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    BEST POSTER EVER!!


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  • #7
    AssaultedPeanut
    Registered Users Posts: 806 ✭✭✭AssaultedPeanut


    Funniest posts ever.

    Thread: "Free O2 phone"

    Facekicker: "Will the phone kick you in the face?"

    :D


  • #8
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,522 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    why are there only 4 posts left?


  • #9
    rizzee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Mention him on this last nite or the night before when I was drunk. He's a legend alright.Whoever ''he'' is.


  • #10
    geeky
    Registered Users Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    The funniest troll I've ever read, bar none.


  • #11
    Crow71
    Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭Crow71


    We should get a petition started to get him unbanned. Wat a legend!!


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  • #12
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    should unban him for the craic...


  • #13
    Stevecw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭Stevecw


    Hadn't known about him till now, but he is a true legend of here surely.
    So so funny! Should never have been banned!


  • #14
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    He deserves it more than anybody else


  • #15
    Bajingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 889 ✭✭✭Bajingo


    KamiKazi wrote: »
    Those two face kickers aren't the same person ;) Not saying how I know this :pac:

    Its not the person behind the name you vote for..its the legend that was created..


  • #16
    Jamiekelly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭Jamiekelly


    Of course he's a legend!
    He was only a part of Boards for 6 whole minutes and managed to get over 360 thanks.


    6 minutes = 360 seconds. 360 thanks. He literally got thanked every second he was on Boards.


  • #17
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    What is a troll? Is it a real threat? To Humanity? To peoples senses?

    Oh ya...Facekicker is ONLY a legend cos you people talk about him-her.

    He or she is probably actually living the high life now....maybe not but...


  • #18
    James2693
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭James2693


    FaceKicker!! wrote: »
    I kicked this poll in the face.

    boooooooooooooooooo


  • #19
    johnmcdnl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭johnmcdnl


    Crow71 wrote: »
    We should get a petition started to get him unbanned. Wat a legend!!

    which ever mod banned him should be banned for abusing his position of power


  • #20
    old_aussie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    Over the top knee-jerk reaction in banning him for asking such a simple question.

    Obviously 360 people thought it was a great thread.

    Afterall, it was in After Hours.


  • #21
    gerbear1
    Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭gerbear1


    I know who he was...


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  • #22
    kippy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,781 ✭✭✭✭kippy


    Why they fcuk did over 300 people thank that post?
    Was it around the time of some comical facekicking elsewhere or something?


  • #23
    kkdela6
    Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭kkdela6


    kippy wrote: »
    Why they fcuk did over 300 people thank that post?
    Was it around the time of some comical facekicking elsewhere or something?

    yea i dont get what was so funny about it..

    like if i started a thread now asking if someone wanted to get stabbed in the gut would anyone like it?


  • #24
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Will he log on again to offer a kick in the face to people?

    We need people like that round these parts.....


  • #25
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    kkdela6 wrote: »
    yea i dont get what was so funny about it..

    like if i started a thread now asking if someone wanted to get stabbed in the gut would anyone like it?

    That would be entirely different.


  • #26
    Sea Devils
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,066 ✭✭✭Sea Devils


    kkdela6 wrote: »
    yea i dont get what was so funny about it..

    like if i started a thread now asking if someone wanted to get stabbed in the gut would anyone like it?

    I think posting something as bizarre as Facekicking is pretty funny tbh.


  • #27
    tightropetom
    Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭tightropetom


    Why was he banned?


  • #28
    Choc Affair
    Closed Accounts Posts: 54 ✭✭Choc Affair


    AssaultedPeanut wrote: »
    Funniest posts ever.

    Thread: "Free O2 phone"

    Facekicker: "Will the phone kick you in the face?"

    :D



    hilarious!!!!:D:D:D


  • #29
    Da Shins Kelly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,048 ✭✭✭Da Shins Kelly


    The randomness of it is what makes it hilarious. I want to shake the hand of the person behind this legend, because I'm sure they're mental.


  • #30
    swordofislam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭swordofislam


    kippy wrote: »
    Why they fcuk did over 300 people thank that post?
    Was it around the time of some comical facekicking elsewhere or something?
    Comical facekicking? There is nothing funny about facekicking


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  • #31
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I had forgotten I had 1st reply in a Face Kicker thread. Feels good, man.


  • #32
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    swordofislam wrote: »
    Comical facekicking? There is nothing funny about facekicking


    even in flip flops?


  • #33
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Absolutely yes! Why not unban him?


  • #34
    thetonynator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    Fago! wrote: »
    Absolutely yes! Why not unban him?

    Because it wouldn't be funny trolling if it was repetitive.


  • #35
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,012 ✭✭✭uch


    We need a Gee or Bollix kicker (now thers a hint) to liven things up

    21/25



  • #36
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    thetonynator wrote: »
    Because it wouldn't be funny trolling if it was repetitive.

    No like unban him for like a few hours and see what mischeif he gets upto. Then ban him again! Just for teh lulz.


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  • #37
    stephen_k
    Registered Users Posts: 449 ✭✭stephen_k


    Love his prison thread www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=294021
    :D:D


  • #38
    dulpit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,408 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    This thread made me giggle more than once. Obviously this face kicking fellow is a fine chap, and as such is a proper legend.


  • #39
    Hayte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 485 ✭✭Hayte


    "Thanked 587 Times in 5 Posts"

    And all 5 of them were insincere. In some circles, people would say thats art.


  • #40
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I relly dont get teh fasination with dis tard. oblivious toll is oblivious


  • #41
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,012 ✭✭✭uch


    4RbfjV.jpg

    21/25



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  • #42
    Spring Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,087 ✭✭✭Spring Onion


    biko wrote: »
    A troll with less than 10 posts back in 2005. But what posts *swoons*
    Returned in 2008 with a single post

    I only see 5 posts?


  • #43
    Reiver
    Registered Users Posts: 782 ✭✭✭Reiver


    I crack up everytime I see this. Bring him back!

    Best ones I've seen so far asides from him are Dave Hopper and Cena.


  • #44
    Reiver
    Registered Users Posts: 782 ✭✭✭Reiver


    I crack up everytime I see this. Bring him back!

    Best ones I've seen so far asides from him are Dave Hopper and Cena.


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