Fock your Earls and Mafi, I've got Dorce Outside.

thomond2006 · 13-01-2011 7:32pm #1

I play in blue for Leinster, they call me Jonny Ten
I'm lookin for a chance to beat those Munster boys again
I know it won't be easy, it won’t come as a gift
The loikes of Isa, Drico, Luke & Shags will hafta shift
But they aint getting nowhere without lineout scrum & maul
The loikes of Leo, Jamie, Cian & Sean to win the ball
And when I get that pass from Reds, and see what’s in my way
I’ll drop my shoulder, chorge ahead and this is what I’ll say
I’ll say…

Fock your Strings & Warwick
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Tuitupou
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Earls & Mafi
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
When I’m lookin for a try
I’ve got the Dorce outsoide

He went to school in Clongowes, then at Lansdowne he was great
He stepped up to the interpros in 1998
Tackles like a demon, blessed with blinding pace
When he got that try at Croker I slagged Ronan to his face!
We’ve got world class backs, down the OarDeeEsh
And our droive for foive showed em all who’s best!
So when we get to Thomond, and I’m facing Wian du Preez
I’ll look that loose-head up and down and give ‘im one of these

I’ll say…

Fock your Bull & Quinny
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Paul O’Connell
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Fla & Leamy
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
When I’m lookin for a try
I’ve got the Dorce outsoide

C’mon Gordon D’Arcy, cross that loine
Let’s play those fockers off the pork for yet another toime
And if you think my taunting makes me sound a cruel bloke
Don’t worry; when we all wear green we’ll laugh and have a joke
Cos if rugby had no banter, it wouldn’t be the same
Its fans know how to keep control unlike some other games!
And if Munster thinks they own this tune, they don’t and here is why -
I’ve just got these four words for them - “The Fields of ATHENRY”???!!!

EVERYBODY…
Fock your Strings & Warwick
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Tuitupou
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Earls & Mafi
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
When I’m lookin for a try
I’ve got the Dorce outsoide
He's gonna move inside...
He's gonna cross that line...
He's gonna beat yiz down in Thomond Pearrrrrk (Limerick accent)

Lyrics © JL Pagano 2011
tune by Rubberbandits

To the tune of "Horse Outside" by the Rubberbandits, narrated obviously by Johnny Sexton! Not sure who wrote the lyrics, but fair ****s to them.

Brilliant IMO!

:D

durkadurka · 13-01-2011 8:05pm

Very funny, glad it was you who posted it!!

chucken1 · 13-01-2011 8:07pm

Very good!!
And fair play for posting it OP.

Bassfish · 13-01-2011 9:09pm

I'm a die hard Munster man but fairs fecks, that's hilarious. Now to get writing a rebuttle

Quint2010 · 13-01-2011 9:09pm

Ha very good. Can see it being sung in Kielys at the weekend. Roysh?

CouchSmart · 13-01-2011 9:24pm

Quint2010 wrote: »

Ha very good. Can see it being sung in Kielys at the weekend. Roysh?

Horse Show House, keep with the times!

[Jackass] · 13-01-2011 9:29pm

Ross O'Carroll Kelly'isims are SO 1998.

Good lyrics though.

Quint2010 · 13-01-2011 9:47pm

Quint2010 wrote: »

Ha very good. Can see it being sung in Kielys at the weekend. Roysh?

Not at all-Kielys still the spiritual home!

almighty1 · 14-01-2011 10:22am

And if you think my taunting makes me sound a cruel bloke
Don’t worry; when we all wear green we’ll laugh and have a joke
Cos if rugby had no banter, it wouldn’t be the same
Its fans know how to keep control unlike some other games!

Great lines. Sums up rugby etiquette quite eloquently.

Tim Robbins · 14-01-2011 10:26am

[Jackass] wrote: »

Ross O'Carroll Kelly'isims are SO 1998.

Good lyrics though.

+1
Who on the Leinster team has a D4, dortspeak accent, right now?
It's the equivalent of making out the Munster team are all extras on Killnaskully and thieving Limerick nackers!!!

Still mildly funny - I'll give you that :-)

smurphy29 · 14-01-2011 10:44am

Tim Robbins wrote: »

+1
Who on the Leinster team has a D4, dortspeak accent, right now?
It's the equivalent of making out the Munster team are all extras on Killnaskully and thieving Limerick nackers!!!

Still mildly funny - I'll give you that :-)

Ah, here it's only a bit of fun. The dortspeak is surely the perfect mirror image of the thick Limerick accent the original is sung in? It just shows we're able to take the mick out of ourselves as well as our southern brethren.

14-01-2011 11:16am

Tim Robbins wrote: »

+1
Who on the Leinster team has a D4, dortspeak accent, right now?

Come on miaow, there's a few!

Its pretty impressive to be honest

Quint2010 · 14-01-2011 11:46am

Tim Robbins wrote: »

+1
Who on the Leinster team has a D4, dortspeak accent, right now?
It's the equivalent of making out the Munster team are all extras on Killnaskully and thieving Limerick nackers!!!

Still mildly funny - I'll give you that :-)

Sexton, Shaggy has one, Drico is no stranger to one, Cullen definately has one, Jennings being a Mary's boy has one, and I would venture that Ryan and McLoughlin have one seeing as they went to Gonzaga. Heaslip and Darcy have D4asized accents too..

davidpfitz · 14-01-2011 12:01pm

Quint2010 wrote: »

Sexton, Shaggy has one, Drico is no stranger to one, Cullen definately has one, Jennings being a Mary's boy has one, and I would venture that Ryan and McLoughlin have one seeing as they went to Gonzaga. Heaslip and Darcy have D4asized accents too..

Cullen? He's a mucksavage from Wicklow :-)

Quint2010 · 14-01-2011 12:02pm

davidpfitz wrote: »

Cullen? He's a mucksavage from Wicklow :-)

He boarded in 'Rock and definately has a D4 accent

14-01-2011 12:02pm

davidpfitz wrote: »

Cullen? He's a mucksavage from Wicklow :-)

Its still the southside. Just a little further south is all.

davidpfitz · 14-01-2011 12:59pm

Quint2010 wrote: »

He boarded in 'Rock and definately has a D4 accent

It's a new affectation, then - he didn't have a D4 accent back in school.

Maybe he does not, though. It's amazing what you can achieve when you apply yourself! :P

Tim Robbins · 14-01-2011 1:13pm

Quint2010 wrote: »

Sexton, Shaggy has one, Drico is no stranger to one, Cullen definately has one, Jennings being a Mary's boy has one, and I would venture that Ryan and McLoughlin have one seeing as they went to Gonzaga. Heaslip and Darcy have D4asized accents too..

Are you mad?

Sexton, Drico, Jennings no way.

Shaggy a bit but didn't he go to a public school? He talks a bit through his nose though.

Haven't heard Ryan or McLoughin.

I think you are confusing a middle class accent with the D4 accent. D4 pronouces A as O, as Dort, and uses loads of fillers such as "like" and "so". Even within the middle class accents, there's about 3 different version of that. There's at least 10 accents in Dublin. D4 is very unique but not much of Leinster team have. You'll hear a few at the games with it.

14-01-2011 1:17pm

Increase thickness of your skin Tim. It's a joke ffs!

It's probably written by a Leinster Fan!

CouchSmart · 14-01-2011 1:19pm

Do accents matter? It's a Rugby forum after all...

Quint2010 · 14-01-2011 1:24pm

Tim Robbins wrote: »

Are you mad?

Sexton, Drico, Jennings no way.

Shaggy a bit but didn't he go to a public school? He talks a bit through his nose though.

Haven't heard Ryan or McLoughin.

I think you are confusing a middle class accent with the D4 accent. D4 pronouces A as O, as Dort, and uses loads of fillers such as "like" and "so". Even within the middle class accents, there's about 3 different version of that. There's at least 10 accents in Dublin. D4 is very unique but not much of Leinster team have. You'll hear a few at the games with it.

Look whatever. Its a joke.

Tim Robbins · 14-01-2011 1:35pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Increase thickness of your skin Tim. It's a joke ffs!

It's probably written by a Leinster Fan!

Yeah I get it is a joke; I was just going off on a tangent about accents in general.

You'd have to come up with something a lot more hardcore to ruffle my feathers :-)

TheHighRoad · 14-01-2011 1:38pm

Hilarious well done to whoever wrote it! O/T but I think all references to Leinster and D4 should be banned on this forum. It was funny in 1998 when Ross O'Carroll Kelly came out but now its just getting tedius

14-01-2011 1:45pm

TheHighRoad wrote: »

Hilarious well done to whoever wrote it! O/T but I think all references to Leinster and D4 should be banned on this forum. It was funny in 1998 when Ross O'Carroll Kelly came out but now its just getting tedius

Don't agree.

Everyone should listen to that lad from the rubberbandits defending himself on Joe duffy's yoke. He explains very well how the irony of the joke is lost on most people. It holds true for all this D4 craic too.

The people who get ruffled/annoyed by it in particular should listen to it, available on YouTube.

Essentially, thicker skins, better humour, less defensiveness and this forum will be far easier to navigate IMO.

TheHighRoad · 14-01-2011 1:51pm

Its really not the same though when the majority of people poking fun at the D4 stereotype are opposition supporters. Its different when the fans themselves joke about it. Besides it just sends the completely wrong impression that rugby is still elite in Leinster when its not. I never understood the comments that rugby was elite in Leinster considering 80% of Munsters first panel seem to come from 2 private Cork schools and nearly all of Ulster's are from private....Leinster though seem to get the stick. There is no player on the Leinster team actually from D4 which makes it even stranger.

TheHighRoad · 14-01-2011 1:51pm

Anyway lets leave it there dont want to hijack a hilarious thread with such ramblings

JL Pagano · 17-01-2011 12:01pm

Thanks for all the feedback lads! Enjoyed putting it together, never dreamed it'd get this much attention! Cheers!

http://www.harpinonrugby.net/2011/01/harpinbandits.html

gcgirl · 17-01-2011 9:05pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Its still the southside. Just a little further south is all.

His from Newhown mt Kennedy

South side my arse

twinytwo · 17-01-2011 9:21pm

Another funny one..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfSifJFEz18

sock puppet · 17-01-2011 10:43pm

twinytwo wrote: »

Another funny one..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfSifJFEz18

That's absolutely atrocious.

RMD · 18-01-2011 12:53am

TheHighRoad wrote: »

Its really not the same though when the majority of people poking fun at the D4 stereotype are opposition supporters. Its different when the fans themselves joke about it. Besides it just sends the completely wrong impression that rugby is still elite in Leinster when its not. I never understood the comments that rugby was elite in Leinster considering 80% of Munsters first panel seem to come from 2 private Cork schools and nearly all of Ulster's are from private....Leinster though seem to get the stick. There is no player on the Leinster team actually from D4 which makes it even stranger.

In fairness other than Horgan and O'Brian, the vast majority of the Leinster players has come through the Rugby schools system Ie the various private schools in Dublin and then Clongowes + Newbridge. D4 is a small enough area but it's where all this poxy posh attitude originated from so it's the perfect stereotype to label us as. I hate the D4 stereotype as much as anyone, and I extremely hate these fúckwits who show up at Leinster games in their season ticket scarves yet couldn't name the 5 of the biggest names on the starting 15. As Roy Keane called them there is a serious "prawn sandwhich" brigade following when it comes to Leinster, I've seen it with Munster to but arguably Leinster does have a decent few of these supporters, they couldn't fúck about the game or the team, they just go along for the "social" aspect. They can usually be found in the Anglesea stand ready to hit Kielys after.

I don't mind this being sung in a D4 accent, it's taking the piss out of the usual stereotype for us, the same way the Rubberbandits original version is sung in the stereotypical accent for Limerick, so give it a rest with "we're not all D4s lads" stuff and just laugh lads.

Fock your Earls and Mafi, I've got Dorce Outside.

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