SEX

SO YOU’VE DECIDED TO TAKE IT UP THE ASS…

Well, Granny is here to help.



First of all, you need to relax. And I don’t mean your ass (we’ll get to that shortly). I mean your head. At this stage you’ve built it up into this huge thing (you should be so lucky!) and that’s not going to help. Remember, millions of people take it up the ass everyday (lucky bastards!) and although you’re special in very many ways Chicken, there is nothing special about your ass, and you too can get ****ed and love it. So stop worrying about it. The more you build it up the harder it’ll be to relax and enjoy it. And you will enjoy it. Getting ****ed can be an incredible experience, physically and mentally.



Physically, you feel a kind of intense pleasure that is unique and can’t be replicated any other way. It’s a kind of pleasure that you don’t even know your body can give you yet. In the same way that your dick gives you pleasure in a way that no other part of your body can, so can your ass, and it’s not something you should be afraid of. You should be excited and looking forward to it.



Mentally, getting ****ed can also be an intense and glorious feeling. Sometimes, when someone’s dick is inside you, when another person is actually inside you, it can feel like the two of you have in a way, become one person. Rather than being just you, with all your weaknesses and insecurities, you are now part of a bigger, more powerful organism. Of course when you’re ****ing with someone you love, that feeling is most intense. You’re actually joined to the other person. Literally ‘joined at the hip’. But even with a random trick, (especially if you’re high!) you can get that feeling. I don’t know if you’ve ever heard the expression “the beast with two backs” to describe sex, but sometimes when you’re getting ****ed, that expression makes total sense.



I know you’re worried about it being painful, but if you take your time and don’t get scared, it shouldn’t be painful at all. However, it will be uncomfortable. And it should be! But it’s the kind of discomfort that comes with feeling anything intensely. You know when you’re stiff and tired and you have a big s-t-r-e-t-c-h. It’s a little uncomfortable, your muscles might even hurt for a second, but it’s a pleasurable kind of discomfort that goes hand-in-hand with the pleasure. Feeling anything at all is a kind of discomfort and getting ****ed is the same. But it shouldn’t be painful, and if it is painful, it means you should stop for a moment, relax, and the slowly continue. Of course with experience, you’ll get to know your ass and your body better, and then sometimes you’ll recognise the kind of pain it is and know whether you need to stop, or whether you can just push through it because you know it’ll be gone in a second. As with everything, practice makes perfect Chicken!



So, where do you begin?



First, you need to get to know your ass. Go to the loo so it’s clean. (If you have a detachable shower attachment you could douche gently with luke-warm water too). Then squat, or lie down on your side if you prefer. Lube your ring and your middle finger, and then slowly and gently ‘soften’ your ring with gentle circular motions, and gently add pressure till your finger slips into your bum. Concentrate on relaxing your hole.



Your bum has two ‘rings’ or sphincters. These are two doughnut shapes muscles. The outside one is the ring you’re familiar with and it’s fairly easy to relax. Test it on your finger. Squeeze and relax. Concentrate on what your doing with the muscle and how you’re doing it. Breath deeply and let your ring go loose. Your body isn’t used to letting your ring relax when you’re not pushing crap out so you need to concentrate on it. You know when you really need to crap and you rush to the toilet and you sit down and you need to go so badly that you don’t need to push at all? You just relax your hole and your **** just rushes out on its own? That kind of relaxing is what you’re aiming for. Move your finger in and out and around in circles slowly, all the time letting your ass be relaxed and loose. Gently push out to the sides as you’re making circular motions and you’ll feel it getting looser. Take your finger out and use your index finger instead. Make sure it’s well lubed too! Then when you feel ready, use both. (Using your thumb can be good too because it gently gets wider at the base.)



And always concentrating on relaxing remember!



Once you’re comfortable in there, if you push in a few inches, you’ll (probably) find a block. This is your other sphincter. It’s basically the same as your outside ring. This one is harder to relax consciously, because we’re not used to it. Finger it gently and similarly try to push through it. Here’s where you really need to be as relaxed as possible because we don’t usually even think about this muscle, let alone try to use it consciously. You’re probably thinking this all sounds like a lot of trouble, but it’ll be much easier if you know exactly what you’re asking your body to do. And you may feel silly when you’re doing it but so what? And remember, the rewards are worth it!

Of course this is where poppers help too!



You might feel some soreness as you stretch your hole, but go slowly and be confident that it passes very quickly as your ring loosens. With plenty of lube, slowly **** yourself with your fingers, in and out, twisting… always relaxing.

You should try to enjoy this ass play, but sometimes it helps to be kind of clinical about it. Like you’re a medical student exploring and learning about the ass and how it works.

And remember to concentrate on relaxing your ass! Breath. Slow deep breaths. As you breath out, really relax inside.



Now, when it comes to the deed itself.



It may be a bit un-sexy, but to be practical, a trip to the toilet is a good idea first. Having to stop because it’s getting messy can be a real passion killer.



First off, don’t be shy, and tell the guy you’ve never been ****ed but want to be. This will not put him off. It’ll be exciting for him. Cherries always are Chicken! Tell him you need to go slowly and gently and that you need to be warmed up.

And you need to trust him to go slowly. When it hurts, say so, and he’ll go gently. If you’re afraid or anxious you won’t be able to relax. And remember that it will be a little sore at times as he works it, but the soreness is always temporary if you relax. It passes quickly as your hole stretches, and you need to be confident of that. But if there’s a sharp pain, stop for a second, relax, and try again gently.



Get him to open you up slowly. Plenty of lube. Using his fingers. Playing with your ass. And don’t be shy about using your own fingers to get you started if you want. You can do it while you’re kissing him or sucking him. Use poppers if you want, but don’t go crazy. You don’t want to go too fast.



When you’re ready to try taking his dick, you might want to sit on him at first so you have the control. However this position can be harder to relax your ass in because you have you use your leg muscles when astride him. If you trust him, ass in the air might be easier. But often, to start with, it’s good to be on top and be able to control everything.



When his knob first goes through your outside sphincter, it’ll probably hurt a little, but if you’re relaxed, warmed up, and lubed up, it won’t hurt bad and will be very fleeting. Your ring accommodates very quickly. The same with your inner sphincter. Get him to go slowly. You need to let his cock slowly inside you through the inner ring. This is where a big deep breath will help while concentrating on letting him in. I find that pushing out like you’re having a crap can help because that tells your body to open up. You know sometimes if you’re having a really big, firm crap and as it starts to come out of you, it can kind of hurt for a second, and you take a breath in and almost kind of quiver as it stretches you as it’s coming out? Well a cock going in can feel the same. It hurts a little for a second, you stretch out to accommodate it, and then it slips in smoothly with a big groan of relief.



Remember, go slowly, as slow a s you want, plenty of lube, relax, and enjoy it! It’s not a trial, it’s a joy. It feels amazing Chicken. You’ll love it! And have confidence that if you go slowly and gently, any soreness will pass in a couple of seconds if you relax through it. With practice it gets much easier, and some of that is getting used to controlling your sphincter, but it’s also getting to know with confidence that the soreness of stretching out passes in seconds, and even getting to enjoy the discomfort as part of the pleasure. Sometimes, your body will feel some pain and will automatically contract/clench. When that happens, don’t freak out. Breath and relax into it. Relax the muscles. Picture your ring in your head and relax it. Porn stars make it all look so easy, but they’ve had plenty of practice, and more importantly, they’ve been well stretched and douched before we see them.



So remember,

Go slowly

Lube

Finger play

Relax

Really concentrate on relaxing your ass muscles

Be confident that any soreness will pass in seconds if you go gently

Love it

It’s a whole new world of pleasure Chicken that keeps on giving as you keep on taking. Remember, there’s nothing special about you when it comes to getting ****ed Chicken. There are millions of people taking it up the ass right this second Lover, and they’re loving it! So will you.

RuehlTheWorld wrote: »

Not trying to be mischievous, it's a (relatively, though some may disagree) important question. I've been seeing a guy for a little while, and we've gotten close enough to the point of sex being a serious consideration. I'm completely unexperienced but also know that I'm ready, and we're ready as a couple.

So, as a bottom, are there any preparatory measures to consider in terms of hygiene, shall I say? I hope you can catch my drift here. It's just I've not much of an idea what to expect, and what's required.


If this in anyway inappropriate (I don't think so, though) just delete away.

Sir Ophiuchus wrote: »

Em, no. What exactly disgusted you about a fun yet medically complete discussion of anal sex between two men?

zinx wrote: »

Did anyone here ever do "The hamster and condom" act? or is it an urban myth?