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Sh!t-stirring

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  • 17-04-2010 5:18pm
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    peasant
    Registered Users Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭


    is great!

    Been doing it all day.

    Poking around with flexible rods in a manhole filled with unspeakable things, hoping for the bloody drain to clear while permanently on the verge of puking into said hole.

    Great way to spend a Saturday


    How sh!tty has your day been?


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    mike65
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    I had to listen to Manchester Utd win.


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    peasant
    Registered Users Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    mike65 wrote: »
    I had to listen to Manchester Utd win.

    Not even on the same scale that ...it's only a game, don't you know :D


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    You must smell like crap OP, a Bluebottle has settled on your avatar.


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    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Think some Moderator's kid has logged into his dad's account folks.

    Anyone got his phone number? :)


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    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Wow OP , in this weather that must have been some fun.

    Me, I have had a great day


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    anniehoo
    Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    Had a big fry cooked by the oul lad cos i stayed at home last night..sat out in the sun until lunchtime catchin up on how the week went. Strolled on Malahide beach for an hour (beautiful) and now chillin with a glass of vino!

    Could be worse ;)


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    746watts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭746watts


    I'm shovelling 24 tons of gravel, (not right now of course, having the spuds).
    Half way done, must go back to it.

    Remember not to bite your finger nails peasant. lol


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    I was minding my own business in my cess-pit when some baxtard came along with a big pole... It's not really so bad once you get used to it.


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    Drake66
    Registered Users Posts: 329 ✭✭Drake66


    peasant wrote: »
    is great!

    Been doing it all day.

    Poking around with flexible rods in a manhole filled with unspeakable things, hoping for the bloody drain to clear while permanently on the verge of puking into said hole.

    Great way to spend a Saturday


    How sh!tty has your day been?

    Nothing like getting stuck in and clearing a blocked drain. Proper manly work. The whiff at the start is pretty bad though.

    Make sure the threads of the rods are nice and undamaged. I made a poor mistake once. I wanted to give it one more woosh so I added a final rod whose thread was a bit damaged: poor decision on my part. Two pushes later it detaches itself at the joint and the whole thing goes into the drain. I had to get up close and personal with the sewer, roll up the sleeve and stick the arm down into it to get it back.


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    orourkeda
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    peasant wrote: »
    is great!

    Been doing it all day.

    Poking around with flexible rods in a manhole filled with unspeakable things, hoping for the bloody drain to clear while permanently on the verge of puking into said hole.

    Great way to spend a Saturday


    How sh!tty has your day been?

    You meant actual sh*t stirring as opposed to metaphorical sh*t stirring.

    Nice. Have fun


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    mikom
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    peasant wrote: »

    Poking around with flexible rods in a manhole filled with unspeakable things, hoping for the bloody drain to clear while permanently on the verge of puking into said hole.

    Expect a friend request from the Bantam shortly.


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    drunkmonkey
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    I've been hungover all day, way 2 much black pudding sandwiches and vodka last night, had a tbone for luch and fell asleep on the couch for the afternoon, I've had more productive days!


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Think some Moderator's kid has logged into his dad's account folks.

    Anyone got his phone number? :)

    Who? The Dad or the kid?


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    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    i had a snickers.

    i might have a second one.


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    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Least you're outside OP, I'm in work all day looking at the many Facebook updates from friends depicting a joyus scene of cold beer drinking in a sunny beer garden.

    This sucks or 'FML' as I believe is the new phrase.


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    cloneslad
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    I have had a great day today.

    Korean classes from 9:30 to 1:30.

    came home and chatted to the g.f for a while, had a power nap and a bit to eat.

    went out for a run on the island I live on. ended up doing 12.5km which also involved running up a mountain and stopping for a refreshing splash of water at a waterfall.

    ran home, had a shower.

    G.f made me my dinner and I watched united win against city.

    Now I'm lying in bed watching the chelsea game and malouda just had a goal disallowed as I typed this.

    So, all in all, quite a good day.


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    banquo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    Once our drain got blocked and I had to remove two weeks of back-up ****. Had to drain it all to get to the blockage.

    52 litres, measured in milk cartons. 52 litres of ****. By hand.


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    peasant
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    banquo wrote: »
    Once our drain got blocked and I had to remove two weeks of back-up ****. Had to drain it all to get to the blockage.

    52 litres, measured in milk cartons. 52 litres of ****. By hand.

    You win ! :D


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    Fizman
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    peasant wrote: »
    How sh!tty has your day been?

    I should have been in Fuerteventura today!!! Flights cancelled. :mad:

    Instead of feeling sorry for myself though.....

    I woke up about 12. Had some breakfast and watched some football. Took a spin to Ballybunion and lay for 3 glorious hours on the beach. Just back now and sipping on a tasty pre-workout choc shake before an hour in the gym. Get home and have dinner about 8.30. Shower and meeting a load of mates tonight for drinks. Good times. All going well the holiday will happen next weekend!


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    peasant
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    Fizman wrote: »
    IAll going well the holiday will happen next weekend!

    nope ..next weekend is when MY holiday will (not) happen :D


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    galwayrush
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    mike65 wrote: »
    I had to listen to Manchester Utd win.

    Add that to Chelsea losing 2-0 atm, it's been a fasntastic day so far.:)


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    HyperSkypeWiper
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    mike65 wrote: »
    I had to listen to Manchester Utd win.

    I had to listen to Leeds United lose


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    HyperSkypeWiper
    Registered Users Posts: 536 ✭✭✭HyperSkypeWiper


    cloneslad wrote: »
    I have had a great day today.

    Korean classes from 9:30 to 1:30.

    came home and chatted to the g.f for a while, had a power nap and a bit to eat.

    went out for a run on the island I live on. ended up doing 12.5km which also involved running up a mountain and stopping for a refreshing splash of water at a waterfall.

    ran home, had a shower.

    G.f made me my dinner and I watched united win against city.

    Now I'm lying in bed watching the chelsea game and malouda just had a goal disallowed as I typed this.

    So, all in all, quite a good day.
    :eek: Sounds like paradise Mongolia does! :D


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    whadabouchasir
    Registered Users Posts: 942 ✭✭✭whadabouchasir


    HyperSkypeWiper wrote: »
    I had to listen to Leeds United lose
    You would think that you'd be used to it by now.


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    EL_Loco
    Registered Users Posts: 901 ✭✭✭EL_Loco


    had my usual lie in of a saturday.

    got up, paid a guy for a nixer (tiling), went and got paid for a nixer (computer repair).

    tackled the big mountain of statements, bills, and various other crap that had built into a nice pile beside my computer here. Still not finished. drinking tea right now, and about to get back to it. i have lever arch folders god damn it and I'm going to use them. oh, and an A4 hole punch.

    now that may sound very organised but it only happens twice a year. :cool:


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    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    mikom wrote: »
    Expect a friend request from the Bantam shortly.


    Hmmm.... sluiced out a ripe lad this am, circa 0830, nothing but net, sphinct. snapped shut like an airplane door, pressed the plunger and off she went happy as larry.

    That lad needs to check his diet, too much stodge can weigh down the stool and it becomes a 'bottom dragger' , hard to get rid of, those cnunts, and clog the system especially in hot weather when there can be a bit of expansion in the pipes.

    Also it is not too good to break up the load, better dealing with one bolus, rather than a load of soft sludge.

    Hope it didn't spoil his day and he will be bunting out nice lightweight well formed stools before long.

    regards Mik.


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    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    If FlutterinBantam can't give expert advice on stools and such matters, then no one can. A wise sage of 'Dump' if there ever was one.


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    Posy
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 27,539 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    I had a lie-in until 11.30, had a fry-up, then the plans I had for today got cancelled so I stayed home instead watching my 'Glee' DVD and eating Galaxy minstrels. :)


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