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Cavan man

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  • 15-08-2009 3:44pm
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    Ronin247
    Registered Users Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭


    Cavan man returns home to find his house burgled,he calls the local garda who duly arrives and inspects the carnage.

    " Well Shamie, what did they steal" he asks

    " Ah sure there was feck all in the house worth stealing Garda" replies Shamie "but the feckers trashed me house,I had a pot of stew on the fire and one of the bastards went and sh*t in it...........I had to throw half of it out"


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    :eek: say nothing :eek:


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    #3
    CORRO77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭CORRO77


    aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh


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    frobisher
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    I like it!


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    JohnThomas09
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    Here is a few Cavan Man jokes,Fell free to add your own.

    Q: Why did the Cavan Man put double glazing to the front of his house only and not the back or sides?
    A: So the kids wouldn't hear the ice cream van pass by!

    Q How was copper wire invented?
    A Two cavan Men fighting over a penny!


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    dilallio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    Cavan Obituary

    A mean Cavan farmer goes into the offices of his local newspaper to
    place an obituary for his just recently deceased wife. Being a mean
    Cavan farmer he has only 33c on him for the obituary to his wife.
    He checks with the girl at the counter what the price is for such
    an add.
    31c per word mister she replies.
    But I've only got 33c on me, he replies.
    Well you can only have 3 words so. What 3 words would you like?
    The mean Cavan farmer thinks for a minute and replies
    "Mary Clarke died".
    He pleads with her if she can bend the rules and allow him more
    words.
    The girl being sympathetic decides to check with the boss if they
    can do anything for the poor farmer.
    Rules are rules replies the boss, 31c per word.
    The girl returns to the Cavan farmer with the news.
    He pleads with her again, stating the he has only 33c.
    She realises that a 3 word obituary would be a laughing stock for
    the newspaper's reputation and so agrees to plead with the boss again.
    He finally agrees to help out the farmer and so says that he can
    have 6 words for the 33c.
    The girl hapily returns to the Cavan farmer with the good news,
    and asks him what 6 words would he like.
    The Cavan farmer thinks for a minute and replies:
    "Mary Clarke died, hay for sale"


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