Irish English and Scottish man jokes

All the paddys were staying in a small hotel when they lost the keys to the room. They went down to the reception room to find that the woman wasent there but a number to ring. There was no phone around so they called into a nearby house.
A strange looking woman answered and siad come in. When they went into the room it was covered in d1cks, lots.They asked could they use her phone. She replied only if you do me a favour first. She asked paddy english man what was your fathers job? he was a butcher so she cut his d1ck off with a machety and hung it on the wall.
Next was paddy scot mans question, what was your father, oh he was a barber so she cut his d1ck off with a sissor then she hung it up. finally paddy irish man, what was your father? smiling he siad he was a lolly pop man and the rest is history.

joejoem wrote:

Did anyone else find them hard to read?

My head hurts...

paddy irish man , paddy english man ,paddy french man and paddy china man were all on a plane flying to greece
as they fly over ireland paddy irishman says there goes ireland,
as they fly over england paddy english man says there goes england,
as they fly over france paddy fench man says there goes france ,
5 minutes later paddy china man jumps up crying ,
paddy irish man askes whats the matter ,
he replies were never gona pass my country ,
paddy irish man grabs 2 plates ,
throws them out the window ,
and says There Goes China