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What sort of 'personalities' do you fill a cr@p radio station.

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  • 22-10-2014 8:04am
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    gugleguy
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    Let's start with the declaration that this radio station has 'something for everybody.':rolleyes:
    Come on boardsies. What sort of cr@ppie programs would this station have. What would the goon presenters say? What kind of ads would go on it? What would be this stations slogan?


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    Annasopra
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    Isnt there a marketing/surveys forum?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    The Backwards Man
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    I'd bring back all the 252 DJs that have sadly disappeared into obscurity, Sandy Beech, Dusty Rhodes, Robin Banks, Rick O'Shea. I wonder what became of them all.


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    whiskeyman
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    gugleguy wrote: »
    Let's start with the declaration that this radio station has 'something for everybody.':rolleyes:
    Come on boardsies. What sort of cr@ppie programs would this station have. What would the goon presenters say? What kind of ads would go on it? What would be this stations slogan?

    Are you the MD of 98fm / 104fm and looking for new ideas?


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    gugleguy
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    Good suggestion whiskeyman, I'm not but maybe I'd like to be one of those actors employed to ring in as a consultant expert whatever.


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    gramar
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I'd bring back all the 252 DJs that have sadly disappeared into obscurity, Sandy Beech, Dusty Rhodes, Robin Banks, Rick O'Shea. I wonder what became of them all.

    The last I heard is Sandy Beech is all washed up, Dusty Rhodes went nowhere, Robin Banks is in jail and Rick o'Shea is in a mental home bouncing off the walls.


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    The Backwards Man
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    gramar wrote: »
    The last I heard is Sandy Beech is all washed up, Dusty Rhodes went nowhere, Robin Banks is in jail and Rick o'Shea is in a mental home bouncing off the walls.

    Witty AND pertinent, very good.


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    weemcd
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    Whoever that dickhead they have on 2fm in the morning would be a great start. Anyone on cool fm as they are all terrible. That pick Grimshaw from BBC R1, he has a very appropriate name because his show is fūcking GRIM.


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    L1011
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    Rick O'Shea is on 2fm, Dusty is trying to push for a DAB launch.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I'd bring back all the 252 DJs that have sadly disappeared into obscurity, Sandy Beech, Dusty Rhodes, Robin Banks, Rick O'Shea. I wonder what became of them all.

    Hopefully given the Romanov treatment.


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    razorblunt
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    They should all be allowed fondle themselves on airplanes.

    Hi Neil!


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    kneemos
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    Just hire everyone on 2FM and have them talk gibberish all day.


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    gramar
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    kneemos wrote: »
    Just hire everyone on 2FM and have them talk gibberish all day.

    ...so tell them to keep doing that they're doing then?


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    cml387
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    A two hour program in the morning for housewives, with human interest stories, recipes, a weekly survey of supermarket prices.
    I have a presenter in mind who lives in Howth.

    A daily soap opera set in a hotel.

    Absolutely no ex member of any boy band to be let within 1 mile of the studio.


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    gugleguy
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    cml387 wrote: »

    A daily soap opera set in a hotel.
    Pier Palace?


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    chrysagon
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    id prefer no talk just music..who cares about the low level IQ thrash they spout out!!


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    Birneybau
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    There's always a D.J. for whom every moment is joy, every song is amazing!


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    kneemos
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    Birneybau wrote: »
    There's always a D.J. for whom every moment is joy, every song is amazing!

    All served with a laugh in their voice.


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    Joe Duffy! Especially if it got him off RTE.


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    stoneill
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    You're tuned to Sh1tbag FM 1 oh 9 and the time now is 3:16am.

    For all you truck drivers out there, thanks for listening and this is Bachman Turner Overdrive.


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    gugleguy
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    For advertising purposes, hand out a one size fits all grotty green t - shirt saying with manky brown

    "This T - Shirt gives me authority to shout down
    anybody who dares to mention any radio station other than
    shyet 1o9

    "


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    weemcd
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    Forgot to add Hugo Duncan & Stephen Nolan.

    Radio djs really are cretins. One in ten is tolerable


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    gugleguy
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    nearly forgot about the Roadcaster vehicle.

    This is a dirty, 1990's Leyland Doubledecker.


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    superglue
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    Niall Boylan all day long.

    Grim.


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    WILL NEVER LOG OFF
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    does anyone else suspect Ruth Scott has no time for that Paddy fella, at all?

    Ruth Scott is great, very naturally funny.


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    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    I think that 2FM's frequency should be taken over, so you tune into this schtinker instead.:)


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    chrysagon
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    id rather listen to re-runs of the angelus than to some of the DJs on radio


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    Sh1tbag OToole
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    stoneill wrote: »
    You're tuned to Sh1tbag FM 1 oh 9 and the time now is 3:16am.

    For all you truck drivers out there, thanks for listening and this is Bachman Turner Overdrive.

    I have my own radio station now?


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    RayCon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭RayCon


    I dont listen to music Radio stations at all ... but was stuck in a doctor's waiting room yesterday and subjected to that bloke from westlife's show on 2FM for about 45mins.

    JESUS ****IN CHRIST.


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    PizzamanIRL
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    Someone that can talk ****e for a few mins in between songs and the half hourly news updates.


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    gugleguy
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    Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »
    I have my own radio station now?

    So.....nominate your dj's . And chat show hosts.......why not boardsies that annoy you.
    except me.:P....shouldn't be that difficult. Pirate stations found leccy power easily enough..


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