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What do you keep in your pockets?

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  • 11-07-2012 11:51pm
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    supernova84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭


    I keep some tissue paper in my pocket on a daily basis but nothing else. What kind of things do you have in your pockets generally?


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    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    phone, wallet and keys.


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    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    supernova84 wrote: »
    I keep some tissue paper in my pocket on a daily basis but nothing else. What kind of things do you have in your pockets generally?


    My hands but only with the chinos with the holes


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    Sar_Bear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,555 ✭✭✭Sar_Bear


    Coins, phone, lighter & cigarettes.


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    Dunny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Rockets


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    Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime
    Registered Users Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime


    FatherLen wrote: »
    phone, wallet and keys.

    that's all the non smoking males right there


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    Al Capwned
    Registered Users Posts: 5,721 ✭✭✭Al Capwned


    Check list as I walk out the door.......


    Wallet, Keys, Phone, Inhaler.


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    Lima Golf
    Registered Users Posts: 794 ✭✭✭Lima Golf


    An orange...I don't take it out to peel it either.


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    amacca
    Registered Users Posts: 6,805 ✭✭✭amacca


    frequently: wallet, phone , bunch of keys, some coins

    occasionally: knife (for cutting twine etc), high power torch

    recently: ragworth I picked so it cant go to seed

    once: some pretty pebbles I picked up at the beach


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    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    A ball of string.

    Fish hooks.

    A Swiss army knife

    A catapult.

    A mouse.

    A flint strike.

    Needle and thread.

    A mobile phone.

    LED torch.

    Plasters.

    Handkerchief.


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    #11
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    coins and phone in right pocket, smokes and lighter in left pocket. wallet in right back pocket and receipts in left back pocket


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    nungesser
    Registered Users Posts: 145 ✭✭nungesser


    Change, swiss army knife, and in my other pocket I have a pocket watch


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    Muir
    Registered Users Posts: 948 ✭✭✭Muir


    I nearly always have foxes mints in my pocket because they're great for a stomach ache, and usually my phone & keys.


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    Sauve
    Registered Users Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Bits of paper with important information on them.

    Phone numbers, email addresses, to-do lists, anything else vital.
    Then I was the pockets with the bit of paper still in them and curse myself for not making full use of my many gadgets designed to take care of all of these pieces of into for me :(


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    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Phone

    Keys

    Chewing Gum

    Money.

    Standard stuff.


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,908 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Thief, thief, thief! Baggins! We hates it, we hates it, we hates it forever!
    It stole our precious, yessss it did, and when we catches it, we'll squeeze it!


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    #17
    amacca
    Registered Users Posts: 6,805 ✭✭✭amacca


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    coins and phone in right pocket, smokes and lighter in left pocket. wallet in right back pocket and receipts in left back pocket

    I let receipts build up in my wallet until it is bulging to capacity

    then I do a receipt purge...carefully checking if any of them are important and need to be held onto

    they usually never are

    this has led me to a new paradigm in personal receipt retention behavior for minor everyday items of expenditure (PRRBMEIE tm) - I now discard them as soon as possible when leaving the premises or having left it - I still feel a little apprehensive that someone will accost me and accuse me of stealing and I will have no way of proving my innocence that doesn't involve a highly dubious story about the receipt being in the bin honest injun


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    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    An ACME flick hatchet.


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    Gee Bag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    Fake ID
    Can of Cider
    Box of 20 John Player Blue
    Drugs
    Knife
    Swedish House Mafia ticket stub


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    ChunkyLover54
    Registered Users Posts: 564 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover54


    A packet of condoms thats been there since 2005.

    Also some cryptonite


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    GastroBoy
    Registered Users Posts: 863 ✭✭✭GastroBoy


    I keep everything in my shoe, don't trust my pockets, they know why..........


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    #22
    amacca
    Registered Users Posts: 6,805 ✭✭✭amacca


    Gee Bag wrote: »
    Fake ID
    Can of Cider
    Box of 20 John Player Blue
    Drugs
    Knife
    Swedish House Mafia ticket stub

    surprised it took this long tbh


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    amacca
    Registered Users Posts: 6,805 ✭✭✭amacca


    ChunkyLover54 wrote: »
    A packet of condoms thats been there since 2005.

    Also some cryptonite

    I'm confused.....you wont be able to get it up and even if you did the johnny wouldn't work

    I'm missing something here aren't I?


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    starviewadams
    Registered Users Posts: 6,116 ✭✭✭starviewadams


    A kitten that I'm very allergic to,which I sniff from time to time as punishment for my sins.


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    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    My phone and a tissue. The rest goes into my man bag.


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    ChunkyLover54
    Registered Users Posts: 564 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover54


    starviewadams wrote: »
    A kitten that I'm very allergic to,which I sniff from time to time as punishment for my sins.

    Ah, so I see your'e on the Mattie Hislop programme too


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    #27
    somegirl2009
    Registered Users Posts: 182 ✭✭somegirl2009


    Nothing ever in my pockets, i keep everything in my handbag..


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    #28
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    House keys, car key, wallet, phone, small change.


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    #29
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in my pockets but knives and lint.


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    Osmosis Jones
    Registered Users Posts: 19,608 ✭✭✭✭Osmosis Jones


    7 highly trained xenophobic wookie eggs and a book on the whereabouts of men with names beginning with letters from A-J


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    ChunkyLover54
    Registered Users Posts: 564 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover54


    amacca wrote: »
    I'm confused.....you wont be able to get it up and even if you did the johnny wouldn't work

    I'm missing something here aren't I?

    The cryptonite refers to a hit single from the 90's by the spin doctors. Also, I'd like you not to make light of my impotence problem


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