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The Funny Side of Religion

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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,208 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


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    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 26,928 Mod ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,609 ✭✭✭Flamed Diving


    Panel three made me roar.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Iranian holyman says that naughty wimmins make god make earthquakes:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8631775.stm
    The Beeb wrote:
    Promiscuous women are responsible for earthquakes, a senior Iranian cleric has said.

    Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told worshippers in Tehran last Friday that they had to stick to strict codes of modesty to protect themselves. "Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he said.

    Tens of thousands of people have died in Iran earthquakes in the last decade. Mr Sedighi was delivering a sermon on the need for a "general repentance" by Iranians. "What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes," he said.

    Young Iranians sometimes push the boundaries of how they can dress, showing hair under their headscarves or wearing tight fitting clothes. Mr Sedighi also referred to violence following last year's elections, which occurred when thousands of - mostly young - Iranians protested against the result, as a "political earthquake".

    "Now if a natural earthquake hits Tehran, no one will be able to confront such a calamity but God's power, only God's power. So lets not disappoint God." More than 25,000 people died when a powerful earthquake hit the ancient town of Bam in 2003.

    Seismologists have warned that the Iranian capital Tehran is situated on a large number of tectonic fault lines and could be hit by a devastating quake soon. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has said many of Tehran's 12 million inhabitants should relocate. There are plans to build a purpose built new capital near Qom.
    The ground must never have moved for him.


  • Registered Users Posts: 500 ✭✭✭Mr_A


    robindch wrote: »
    Iranian holyman says that naughty wimmins make god make earthquakes:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8631775.stm

    The ground must never have moved for him.

    Sounds like them Iranian slappers could do with losing a bit of weight ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,780 ✭✭✭liamw


    robindch wrote: »
    Iranian holyman says that naughty wimmins make god make earthquakes:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8631775.stm

    The ground must never have moved for him.

    Humans are dumb


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Think mass is boring?

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    You aint the only one...


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    ^^ Those guys on the left and right must be the papal "fluffers".


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Nice.



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,149 ✭✭✭ZorbaTehZ


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    :eek:


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  • Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 26,928 Mod ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


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  • Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 26,928 Mod ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


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  • Registered Users Posts: 576 ✭✭✭pts


    I don't think this is meant to be funny, but I find it highly amusing.
    Stephen Baldwin is broke and being mocked ("where is your god now" style) so he has hatched an ingenious plan to shut up the neigh sayers and give glory to Jebus.
    Give Stephen your money!

    YT trailer:


    For more info and to donate see:
    http://www.restorestephenbaldwin.org/


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    I was certain that was satire up until near the end. /\

    How about restoring some medical centres in Africa or help people out of poverty, nope, lets make a former millionaire who couldn't handle his money a millionaire again.:rolleyes:


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


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  • Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    pts wrote: »
    I don't think this is meant to be funny, but I find it highly amusing.
    Stephen Baldwin is broke and being mocked ("where is your god now" style) so he has hatched an ingenious plan to shut up the neigh sayers and give glory to Jebus.
    Give Stephen your money!

    YT trailer:


    For more info and to donate see:
    http://www.restorestephenbaldwin.org/

    I can't believe it's not satire!! :pac:

    Surely comparing himself to Job like that is blasphemy?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭Wacker


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    ^^ ROFL!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭iUseVi


    I am offended.


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    iUseVi wrote: »
    I am offended.

    Indeed. How dare they make fun of the FSM like that, polluting him with all that Islamic nonsense! :mad:


    Anyone see Ricky Gervais last night? There was a very good bit about Noah's Ark.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,780 ✭✭✭liamw


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Anyone see Ricky Gervais last night? There was a very good bit about Noah's Ark.

    Ye, I was there. Hilarious :)


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,208 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


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    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,609 ✭✭✭Flamed Diving


    Wacker wrote: »
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    I suddenly feel the need to behave like an overly-sensitive, psychotic drama queen.


  • Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 26,928 Mod ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit




  • Registered Users Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    patrickk wrote: »

    ROFL, check out the 'did you know' section, french mystic indeed!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    The brilliant comedy podcast Teknikal Diffikulties did an episode on religion last year. Some great attacks on creationism and religious stupidity in general (and also a swipe at atheism, but hey, I'm sure you're all grown up enough to take that :) ). It's a half-hour episode, but well worth it.

    Link.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    patrickk wrote: »
    Whence:
    My child, tell my people that there will be signs in the skies in the heaven above Knock and all over Ireland north and south east and west leading up to the day of my visit on the 11th May 2010.

    Man Predicts "Signs in the Skies" During Volcanic Dust Cloud Shocker!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭MikeC101


    Ah yes. Multiple messages spammed across many forums - about as effective as making an appearance up in Knock.

    Edit:


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    Is dat d'apparish-un, Joe, is it?


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Right folks, time for a caption competition!

    Small, dark-skinned girl in the front row: "Help!"


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