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Enough with the Mary Harney jokes!

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09-11-2009 5:33pm

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Tea-a-Maria

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They weren't funny the first time and they sure as hell aren't funny now.At least try to make an original joke ffs.

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#2 09-11-2009 5:33pm
My name is URL

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I agree, but did it need a thread?

You're gonna make people make jokes you know

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#3 09-11-2009 5:34pm
rizzee

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Fat bitch

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#4 09-11-2009 5:35pm
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Mary Harney is a bit overweight and I find it quite amusing.

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#5 09-11-2009 5:36pm
Jay P

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Ranting and Raving forum tbh.

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#6 09-11-2009 5:36pm
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#7 09-11-2009 5:36pm
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She's not fat she's just festively.....no wait she's just fat.

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#8 09-11-2009 5:36pm
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Take it back to YouTube Crocker...

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#9 09-11-2009 5:37pm
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R&R -> http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1193

Have to agree tho!!

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#10 09-11-2009 5:37pm
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Tea-a-Maria wrote: »

They weren't funny the first time and they sure as hell aren't funny now.At least try to make an original joke ffs.

I would, but mary harney ate them all :pac:!

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#11 09-11-2009 5:38pm
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Mary Harney's fat

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#12 09-11-2009 5:38pm
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Tea-a-Maria wrote: »

They weren't funny the first time and they sure as hell aren't funny now.At least try to make an original joke ffs.

Hi Mary

etc.

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#13 09-11-2009 5:39pm
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I'm horny for Harney.

Paid for by the Harney jokes are not funny association.

-Funk

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#14 09-11-2009 5:40pm
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Tea-a-Maria wrote: »

At least try to make an original joke ffs.

Ok....Mary Harney and Tea-a-Maria walk into a bar. One of them is a fat c*nt.

Thats the joke

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#15 09-11-2009 5:40pm
rizzee

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Tea-a-marya

You can't fool us.

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#16 09-11-2009 5:41pm
Tea-a-Maria

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:eek:I've been found out!:P

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#17 09-11-2009 5:43pm
rizzee

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Nice legs

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#18 09-11-2009 5:45pm
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I was actually saying this to somebody over the weekend.

I've made cracks myself, but she seems to have become a by-word for incomparable obesity and ugliness. To me , she's an admittedly overweight, average looking woman but the sheer opprobrium and comment that her appearance attracts seems a little OTT.

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#19 09-11-2009 5:46pm
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Its funny cos she's fat

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#20 09-11-2009 5:47pm
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could you imagine mary harney naked and rolled in flour ?

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#21 09-11-2009 5:49pm
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Mary Harney walks into a bar
the barman says "Why the long tits?"

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#22 09-11-2009 5:51pm
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Ah yes. The passing of old jokes through AH. If only people would realise when they are old.

Yore Ma
I for one welcome....
3) ????
4) Profit!
Thread about ugly hideous creature - Insert Harney joke here.

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#23 09-11-2009 5:52pm
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mary harney could be considered a guilty pleasure to

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#24 09-11-2009 5:53pm
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Snow-Monkey wrote: »

could you imagine mary harney naked and rolled in flower ?

She actually has to be to have sex..
That way you can aim for the wet spot..

Without the flour it would take three days to find the vag under all the folds.

Or so I hear

<_<
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#25 09-11-2009 5:53pm
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gaz wac wrote: »

Its funny cos she's fat

She's FAT. WE know. There certainly are no skeletons in the rest of the cabinet

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#26 09-11-2009 5:54pm
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Do you know what would be really funny?
If she was like Minister for Health. What with her being morbidly obese it'd be hilarious and really ironic and stuff.

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#27 09-11-2009 5:56pm
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Wazdakka wrote: »

She actually has to be to have sex..
That way you can aim for the wet spot..

Without the flour it would take three days to find the vag under all the folds.

Or so I hear

<_<
>_>

Yeah but he said flower

I think he has fantasies of her lying atop roses a la American Beauty

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#28 09-11-2009 5:58pm
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OP is right: they're not funny!

Here's another unfunny notjoke:

The Minister for Health is going to tackle the obesity epidemic.

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#29 09-11-2009 5:58pm
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WindSock wrote: »

Yeah but he said flower

:eek: :pac:
Wow.. I must have read that to myself out loud in my head or something..

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#30 09-11-2009 6:00pm
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Wazdakka wrote: »

:eek: :pac:
Wow.. I must have read that to myself out loud in my head or something..

Maybe because you have the flour fantasy

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#31 09-11-2009 6:01pm
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Exactly. You'd never have a crook as finance minister, would you?

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