Satan invented Evolution

The Bible, the best book to have ever existed, has been undermined to the point were we now are meant to believe it is all one big metaphor. This is wrong, the Bible is the book of God, it is infallible. Can we answer how God created the Heavens and the Earth in seven days? Certainly not, this is because it is incomprehensible for a human to be able to fatham such a wonder.

It is funny in a disturbing sort of way that Evolution has become so acceptable, to the point I was nearly indoctrinated by the Atheists that Evolution was indeed happening. We all know evolution is nothing but pure lies. Let us take a closer look shall we?

Chemical Evolution- Is this even worth even bringing up? In real science, you know the one that passes all three tests to the set criteria, it is proven hydrogen can not be turned into an other element.

Cosmic Evolution- Ah the 'big bang.' The something from nothing. We as Christians are called stupid because we believe that something great formed the planet in which we live today, the Evolutionists believe that we came from a.......DOT. Well, I guess it makes perfect sense that a dot would be able to create the amazing planet we live today..surely? .Oh wait no actually.
I believe God is responsible, you believe in a dot. They are both Religion, the only difference is that it makes sense that an intelligent creator would create a world with intelligence,as opposed to a dot that could create anything.

Its not hard to grasp boyos, just think about it, why would a dot create something so amazing as our planet? Why not just a few specs of dust?

Explain the dot can you?;) Have a good time with your magical fairytale. I think I might just stick with God.

Macroevolution This is the idea that one animal can magically change into another. Come on people even Pokemon makes more sense than this, at least if follows a coherent pattern. When was the last time a dog gave birth to a goat?
This idiocy of an idea can be debunked quite simply, Macroevolution is not Science, it is impossible. It can not be observed, it cannot be tested and it is not repeatable. Fail again.

Now we have gone through the Religous aspects of Evolution, this is you have to believe in them.

However this is the funny part.This aspect of Evolution is possible Micro-Evolution. The funny thing is that this is actually mentioned in the Bible. Makes sense? It should God created the Bible.
Micro-Evolution - A human comes from a human. A dog comes from a dog. A goat comes from a goat. A cat comes from a Cat. Yes there will be differences, but they are the same thing. A human is a human. An ape is an ape. I really can't see where the confusion lies.

The only reason Atheists believe in Evolution is because they don't want to believe in God. This is because Atheists cannot accept the fact that there is something more powerful than themselves. Their view is that Evolution is taking place, don't lie, what is the evidence, the actual evidence.

Anyway is anyone really concerned with what Atheists have to say? The last time I checked, I didnt really care about the opinion of a monkey.

Peace and God bless.