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30-03-2011, 19:20   #1
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Dirty stories from teenage discos

The tribunal asks,in a daily mail type way,have you witness or heard what little johnny or mary get up to at teenage discos..
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i dunno, but it brings me back to the time i got fingered up the pisser and was too polite to say anything. tears rolled down my face with the pain. still piss crooked to this day. true story.
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I got a hand job on a disco floor of the paddock club when i was in college.

Man she was a minger.

A head on her like side show bob


Granted her nimble hands were able to reach in there without opening a button.
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Not this sh1te again
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Tried to give this one my finger in one when I was younger.. All I found was Phil Lynotts afro
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This thread is very distasteful.......

I'll keep a close eye on it
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i dunno, but it brings me back to the time i got fingered up the pisser and was too polite to say anything. tears rolled down my face with the pain. still piss crooked to this day. true story.
Reminds me of the first time i got milked.

She was obviously a virgin to the territory too.

She decided after much shuffling to slap downward on my weener with an open palm, naturally i yelped with pain, she thought it was a scream of enjoyment - and continued. At that age i was so happy to have a hand on my micky other than my own i didnt want to say stop!

I told the lads of course and a few years later i walk into a pub in Sligo and one of the lads was the barman - he turns to everyone and says - hey this is Brian from Athlone - i kid you not, the hole bar turned to me doing the palm slapping motion and started laughing.

I never shared secrets again with this man lol
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i used to go to wesley so fill in the gaps yourself
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I got a hand job on a disco floor of the paddock club when i was in college.

Man she was a minger.

A head on her like side show bob


Granted her nimble hands were able to reach in there without opening a button.
That was my sister and she said there was plenty of empty space in there!!!
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That was my sister and she said there was plenty of empty space in there!!!
You'd admit that your sister is an ugly skank just to try and make fun of the size of someones wang when they were adolescent?
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i used to go to wesley so fill in the gaps yourself
You got a handjob off your best mate?
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i dunno, but it brings me back to the time i got fingered up the pisser and was too polite to say anything. tears rolled down my face with the pain. still piss crooked to this day. true story.
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You'd admit that your sister is an ugly skank just to try and make fun of the size of someones wang when they were adolescent?
It's AH, we'd sell her to make fun of someone.
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