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21-03-2011, 18:56   #1
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Awkward Erections

Ever have one? Is there some sort of female version? i tell ya having a penis isnt easy. My story today begins with a female work collegue who is in the premier league of babes, the type of women that just gives a penis a mind of its own! We were talking and not for the first time el jonny began his 'ascent' and I was powerless to stop him. luckily i had the defence of a desk to hide my shame but that didnt stop other bodily tell tale signs I thought were giving the game away, like mad hand gestures pointing to other things in the room, anything to take her possible gaze away from my grochal area! I been told this is the best way of counteracting this phenomena...?...

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21-03-2011, 18:59   #2
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Bet you have other premature awkward situations to.
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21-03-2011, 19:00   #3
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oh yeah all the time!
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The worst is getting one on a bus just before your stop. Not fun.
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21-03-2011, 19:02   #6
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Girls get "wide ons" (™ Wibbs) and slide off our chairs
This one really me laugh a bit to much.
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Its only awkward if you make it awkward.
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21-03-2011, 19:03   #8
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Yes there is a female version. Its when a fanjo bangs together like a cricket and can be heard for miles. Very embarrassing for the ladies.

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Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts..

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Tuck it behind your belt until it subsides.
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21-03-2011, 19:06   #11
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This one really me laugh a bit to much.
Not funny when you turn into a human suction cup!
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Its only awkward if you make it awkward.
Yes you should celebrate it. Maybe tie a string to the top with some bunting and invite other members of the office to dance round it.
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The worst is getting one on a bus just before your stop. Not fun.
Wear normal pants, not tracksuits.
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You can tell when a girl gets a wide on. If you are talking to her and you hear a slight echo. Then you know she likes you.

Well that and she might be twiddling her hair while talking to you.
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I don't wear tracksuits, ever.


Quite lightweight jeans move in the same way
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