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17-10-2020, 19:28   #16
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Well,I'm planning to be cremated so on my urn/coffee jar/paint tin/handiest container will be a list of all the instructions ever printed on containers such as "best before/stack no more than three high/may contain nuts/approved by the FDA/Reg.Pa.Dept. Agr./not suitable for infants....


Just add water and microwave for 4 mins (900w).

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Some class poetry from "China's' basest warlord" Zhang Zongchang.

“Poem About Bastards”

You tell me to do this
He tells me to do that
You are all bastards
Go f*ck your mother

https://thissiteisbestviewed.com/201...ang-zongchang/
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2020 Redo from start
2021 GoTo Line 2020.

Pretty BASIC really.
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Pretty BASIC really.
Did it take you long to COBOL that together?
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They can draw a crude sketch of an ejaculating penis on it for all I care. I'll be dead.
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he is now closer to hell than heaven
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i left my wife all the money and all i got was this
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A lovely one...

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