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16-10-2020, 11:38   #1
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Final inscription

If you were to put the final inscription on your headstone what would put on it. I'm torn between

Will you Fu¢k off and leave me alone

Have you no friends you have to bug me

Yer man in the next grave is your father

So if you had the last word what would you put on your headstone?
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16-10-2020, 11:42   #2
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It’d be like posting your final thread.

Don’t give Fegalian ideas...
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16-10-2020, 11:43   #3
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Finally free ,
From the ****e threads of AH.
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I'm genuinely torn between "He lived, laughed and loved," or "Died raging with everyone around him."
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Uosdwis R Dewoh
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"Your Ma is in here too".
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Spike Milligan's headstone reads 'I told you I was sick'

Written as gaeilge as the he was refused permission to have it in English.
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16-10-2020, 12:20   #9
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Well,I'm planning to be cremated so on my urn/coffee jar/paint tin/handiest container will be a list of all the instructions ever printed on containers such as "best before/stack no more than three high/may contain nuts/approved by the FDA/Reg.Pa.Dept. Agr./not suitable for infants....
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16-10-2020, 12:21   #10
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well, if I've just been cremated, the best one is "Caution! Filling is hot!"
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I should have worn the mask
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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When you die, your someone else's problem
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Spike Milligan's headstone reads 'I told you I was sick'

Written as gaeilge as the he was refused permission to have it in English.
It's nice of you to reference a comedian in your own epitaph, selfless really. Could start a trend showing a piece of silly trivia on each gravestone......
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Deady, deadside, dead.

A fact and a nod to the wherers thread.
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