Originally Posted by Redneck Reject71
Was quite a few over the years. But the one that stands out involved a neighboring ranch who stole one of are stallions. And instead of giving him back, they shot him dead in the field. And while I won't post what ensued after, he did pay dearly.
It's a regular occurrence, really. There's something fascinatingly satisfying about perfectly calculated revenge, and it's very true that the longer the gap between incitement and comeuppance, the better. For the sake of legalities, an example that never happened would be the poisoning of a particularly **** housemate, the resulting schadenfreude during, followed by the ultimate payoff of "it was me". Delicious. The more complicated stuff? *licks lips*
By what duration has your longest fart exceeded sensible expectations? And if you could assign a colour to that expulsion, what characteristic colour would you fancy it to have been, red and angry and impetuous, or perhaps green and sickly and slow-release?