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17-10-2020, 23:21   #6466
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Been taking cod liver oil capsules for the aul creaky knees. Have to say they're working wonders for the engine room. Just shunted out a large thick log. Nice smooth action. No struggling. Like a shipwreck in the pan, with its bow protruding proudly above the waves.
Anything in it worth salvaging? A pea maybe? Hopefully no seamen. Dear Lord, this Stella's a hoor.
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17-10-2020, 23:26   #6467
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I heard Fr Paudgie Downey (also known as Fister) from Ballyhaunis paid a visit too.... Poor nev.
Fister Downey's big into the re-enactment and roleplaying.
Probably a Bond(age) themed weekend: -
Nevin say Never Again
Or
Never stay Nevin Again.

Poor Nev, hard station on d'aul parsnip.
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Just released a very easy going slithery scutther, barely felt it on the way out, very pleasent.
But jaysus the size of it, and the smell.... It would knock out a horse....
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18-10-2020, 16:43   #6469
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Very frothy today.
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18-10-2020, 18:28   #6470
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It's been officially renamed "non-consensual seed" E. Just so you know.

Plenty posters on the Motors forum who are into "claying" their cars, maybe you can help them out.
"Claying their cars" ?

What's that ? Taking a sh1te in the back seat ??
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18-10-2020, 18:37   #6471
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Textbook evacuation.
Everything went smoothly.
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Good thread getting ruined here.
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Indeed. I've deleted a number of posts that are way over the line. Leave the bedroom talk out of it, focus on your evacuations and this thread can continue.

If not, it's running the risk of being closed for being absolutely vile and something we don't want in After Hours.

Cheers.
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18-10-2020, 18:58   #6473
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"Claying their cars" ?

What's that ? Taking a sh1te in the back seat ??
Was about to ‘clay’ my hoop after a ‘cloudburst’ evacuation Parsnipp

Good clean out and a ‘dry hand’ buff to bring up the ‘snas’

Shift the ‘bet in ‘chandlers and clackers too.

You should try it, dude.
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18-10-2020, 21:06   #6474
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Oh here we go.. The newish animals have attracted the mods attention..
Ffs, hope they won't cling to this like flies do to sh1te.

And I came here for a moment of reflection whilst on the potty..
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18-10-2020, 21:15   #6475
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Oh here we go.. The newish animals have attracted the mods attention..
Ffs, hope they won't cling to this like flies do to sh1te.

And I came here for a moment of reflection whilst on the potty..
Let’s hope not.....not welcome.
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19-10-2020, 00:14   #6476
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Was wondering how long it would be before some bound up spotty faced geek would be in here pronouncing that the most natural of human activities, an essential daily human bodily function, was somehow vile. Ignorant comment. Very ignorant.

Anyway, they don't pop by here too often so let's hope they piss orf out of here back to their Doritos and anime.

Dropped a very unpleasant bolus off this evening. Was very sticky. Sort of the consistency of peanut butter but a much darker richer colour. Like a dark burnt gravy colour but as I said, smooth peanut butter consistency.

Had bought cheap bogroll which ended up gettinh all torn up in the cleanup.
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Was wondering how long it would be before some bound up spotty faced geek would be in here pronouncing that the most natural of human activities, an essential daily human bodily function, was somehow vile. Ignorant comment. Very ignorant.

Anyway, they don't pop by here too often so let's hope they piss orf out of here back to their Doritos and anime.

Dropped a very unpleasant bolus off this evening. Was very sticky. Sort of the consistency of peanut butter but a much darker richer colour. Like a dark burnt gravy colour but as I said, smooth peanut butter consistency.

Had bought cheap bogroll which ended up gettinh all torn up in the cleanup.
Never get stingy when it comes to the bog roll Paddy. Cushelle is the TP of choice at the moment in my gaff. Fairly robust, and deals with all consistencies with aplomb. No fear of tearing and "smudged" fingers afterwards.
I'm surprised we haven't got a survey going of the best TP on the thread yet to be honest.
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19-10-2020, 00:49   #6478
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On and off the pot all day, extractor fan earning its crust.
Have to say, I'm beginning to understand Jimmy de Frenne's reasons for bailing out, blood supply does get cut below the knees quite easily on prolonged visits.

Pressure on the gasket finally abated for the night hopefully.
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Does anybody every require a digital evacuation?

I never bough toilet paper. I help myself to a freesupply when in public toilets. I learned this trick from my beloved mother who was great at saving money even though she was loaded.lord rest her soul.
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Does anybody every require a digital evacuation?

I never bough toilet paper. I help myself to a freesupply when in public toilets. I learned this trick from my beloved mother who was great at saving money even though she was loaded.lord rest her soul.
My own mother took issue with "Mansize" tissues back in the 80s. Thought they were a gimmick. The ould lad had a head cold shortly after and "evacuated" a good wad of snot into the new "feminine" brand she bought instead. "There's more snot in the palm of me hand than there is in the tissue. Don't ever buy them fcukin things again".
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