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Your band name

  • 04-04-2019 11:11am
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    artvanderlay
    Registered Users Posts: 2,198 ✭✭✭


    If you were in a band, what would you call it and why? I would like to be in a band called "The Loose Motions". It sounds like a great funk/R&B band name, and it's also a way of saying diarrhoea in India. So we would be funky but pretty ****ty :)


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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    Drimble Wedge and the Vegetations.

    Fictional band in a satire, I'm making it a reality.


  • #3
    McMurphy
    Registered Users Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭McMurphy


    **Royle family answer**

    Exit.

    Because everywhere we play, our name would be up on lights.


  • #4
    ArtyC
    Registered Users Posts: 1,504 ✭✭✭ArtyC


    The pheasant pluckers


  • #5
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,745 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Big Syringe and The Mainliners.


  • #6
    lc180
    Registered Users Posts: 1,998 ✭✭✭lc180


    I went to Tokyo a couple years ago. A friend asked if I stayed in one of those 'Japanese **** Pods'. 😂

    Always thought it would make a great name for a hipster indie electro band


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  • #7
    phater phagan
    Registered Users Posts: 786 ✭✭✭phater phagan


    The Hurricanes.


  • #8
    Agricola
    Registered Users Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    The Squeaky Bum Times


  • #9
    decky1
    Registered Users Posts: 975 ✭✭✭decky1


    when i was young we had a band called 'Missing Cat' in fact some of the posters are still up.


  • #10
    steinbock123
    Registered Users Posts: 601 ✭✭✭steinbock123


    And Many More

    We'd be support act everywhere !!


  • #11
    rapul
    Registered Users Posts: 1,038 ✭✭✭rapul


    Yourmuda


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  • #12
    saintsaltynuts
    Registered Users Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭saintsaltynuts


    The Cats Eye's. We'd play middle of the road type stuff.


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    Tomahawk Toting Toerags

    Two fellas & a gal singing with the backdrop of a filthy Double Decker - this is their winnebago in fact

    on Tour in

    Waterford / Cork / Dublin / Galway


  • #14
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,601 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    The Spondulix.

    Might attract some gelt.


  • #15
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    Free Beer


  • #16
    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    The Brown Trout Fishermen


  • #17
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    The Angry Gowls

    The Piss Blasters

    picsorgtfo


  • #18
    pawdee
    Registered Users Posts: 548 ✭✭✭pawdee


    Bat Flattery And The Non-Starters


  • #19
    GBX
    Registered Users Posts: 11,895 ✭✭✭✭GBX


    Scutter jack and the skidmarks


  • #20
    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,217 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    steinbock123 wrote: »
    And Many More

    We'd be support act everywhere !!

    Always thought "Special Guests" would be a good name.


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    Don't talk sh|t about our pills


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  • #22
    Ian OB
    Registered Users Posts: 359 ✭✭Ian OB


    Heston Blumenthals Bum.

    Our debut album would called "The Sound Of"


  • #23
    Tacklebox
    Registered Users Posts: 419 ✭✭Tacklebox


    The Saracen Crucaders

    Just for the irony


  • #24
    smilerf
    Registered Users Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭smilerf


    Brexit


  • #25
    ArchXStanton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭ArchXStanton


    The Fartz... Because this fcuking world stinkz


  • #26
    Billcarson
    Registered Users Posts: 1,503 ✭✭✭Billcarson


    The cats hole.


  • #27
    artvanderlay
    Registered Users Posts: 2,198 ✭✭✭artvanderlay


    I was going to write The Rimjobs, but there is already a band with that name. They sound pretty much like what a band called The Rimjobs should sound like



    https://therimjobs.bandcamp.com/




    The Saddle Sniffers?


  • #28
    RWCNT
    Registered Users Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭RWCNT


    I was in a band back in the day and we were called "Desecrate The Day".

    MEEETAAAALLLLLL :mad::mad::mad:


  • #29
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    No Dice

    as its a phrase often used in the states in the showbiz industry to indicate that there is no chance of success...........so if my band is successful it would kinda be ironic in a cool way :cool:


  • #30
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Jacinta and the jizz guzzlers.


    Few suggestive posters, place would sell out in no time.

    Lot of disappointed punters when a bunch of baldy auld lads stagger out on stage with not the slightest idea of how to play any intruments and a singer who sounds like an alley cat being bummed by a gorilla.

    But fúck them, suggestive poster clearly states no refunds:D


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  • #31
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,174 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Praying Mantis and the Legitimation of Woo Woo.


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