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  • #32
    Bandana boy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭Bandana boy


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    I remember my first, it never really leaves you.

    Defiling moment in my life.

    FYP


  • #33
    Bandana boy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭Bandana boy


    BrianD3 wrote: »
    I think Billy Connolly has a gag about **** to get his heart started when he wakes in the morning. It is like a magic drug, helps you sleep at night and wake up in the morning hence why 2 a day is a good idea.

    One concept that I'm unsure about though is that of the Wisdom **** and the related Post **** Clarity.

    When is the best time to make a decision

    1) Shortly before unloading
    2) Shortly after unloading
    3) Midway point between unloading and the next instalment

    I think I'd go with option 3?

    Definitely 2 !

    Never ever make any decisions at 1


  • #34
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Lads when your **** do you stop tugging until when the juice is about to flow or keep at it?


  • #35
    BrianD3
    Registered Users Posts: 8,270 ✭✭✭BrianD3


    Bandana boy wrote: »
    Definitely 2 !

    Never ever make any decisions at 1
    I agree about choice 1 but I think choice 2 might be the opposite extreme and that you need a certain level of horniness and tension to make a good decision. Hence choice 3.


  • #36
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Niner leprauchan wrote: »
    If you masturbate a lot it can reduce the feeling and ability to cum during normal sex. However, I think when they say 'a lot' they mean more than a few times a week

    What you're describing is more so down to, what is someone doing. If one is masturbating at a higher rate more than having sex, it's going to be less responsive to sex, because one isn't doing it.
    Greyfox wrote: »
    I reckon this is very common and for some it only takes a few times a week. It's very easy to get addicted to porn.

    "Your Brain on Porn" was nothing more than trying to shame people about what they found desirable. It's the Corn Flakes of today.


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  • #37
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    What you're describing is more so down to, what is someone doing. If one is masturbating at a higher rate more than having sex, it's going to be less responsive to sex, because one isn't doing it.



    "Your Brain on Porn" was nothing more than trying to shame people about what they found desirable. It's the Corn Flakes of today.

    Agree with that, your penis becomes conditioned to a different sort of stimulation. I do find though during sex the pressure to preform does slow things down


  • #38
    greenspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 10,215 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    I remember my first, it never really leaves you.

    Defining moment in my life.

    yes...
    that was a long shower ! :D:D:D :D
    247469249_2017413731748359_7675802031635703098_n.jpg

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... "



  • #39
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    One thing that bothers me a bit about sex toys is when your a guy that’s not into girls your choice is a bit limited


  • #40
    Glebee
    Registered Users Posts: 6,580 ✭✭✭Glebee


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Lads when your **** do you stop tugging until when the juice is about to flow or keep at it?

    This has to be post of the year 2020 on Boards.ie


  • #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    Glebee wrote: »


    This has to be post of the year 2020 on Boards.ie

    Surely covered by Mr feng already


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  • #42
    dinorebel
    Registered Users Posts: 2,266 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    Niner leprauchan wrote: »
    Surely covered by Mr feng already
    He's a w*nker alright.


  • #43
    Rikand
    Registered Users Posts: 20,336 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Lads when your **** do you stop tugging until when the juice is about to flow or keep at it?

    Contrary to what the guys at Whitest Kids say, you always finish!



  • #44
    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,408 ✭✭✭Stigura


    1:11; I almost choked to death on my beer!!! :D Thanks!


  • #45
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I really true masterbater can switch hands without missing a stroke, when you have achieved this you will become a really true fully fledged Wanker like me.

    So lads you need to get into training. It might help you get rhythm if you chant
    1 for the money
    2 for the show
    3 to get ready
    Now go go go


  • #46
    greenspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 10,215 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    This thread came to a premature end …………

    Come on lads/Lasses … Don't let it finish early, it better for it to have a happy ending.
    247469249_2017413731748359_7675802031635703098_n.jpg

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... "



  • #47
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    greenspurs wrote: »
    This thread came to a premature end …………

    Come on lads/Lasses … Don't let it finish early, it better for it to have a happy ending.

    I'm just about to empty my sacck for thiis threD alllonnee


  • #48
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Kylta wrote: »
    I'm just about to empty my sacck for thiis threD alllonnee

    Using just your hand or a toy?


  • #49
    worded
    Registered Users Posts: 4,532 ✭✭✭worded


    greenspurs wrote: »
    This thread came to a premature end …………

    Come on lads/Lasses … Don't let it finish early, it better for it to have a happy ending.

    We are holding a charity concert for people who struggle to reach an orgasm.

    Please let us know if you can’t come.......


  • #50
    jimbojazz
    Registered Users Posts: 827 ✭✭✭jimbojazz


    Maitland Ward.......... say no more, and get a grip


  • #51
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Using just your hand or a toy?

    Ah just the one hand, the other hand had a naked picture of arlene forster, no wait i'm joking it was tersea may, oh fu¢k thats a joke it was actually mary lou mcdon, wait no it was boris johnson. Ah fuu¢k I confess it was a picture of dolly the cloned sheep. Don't you all judge me on my **** material, now where's that photo of I made of joan Bruton and Donal trump I need to lie down, whoa i've a secret semi now, it's that much of secret I'm not suppose to know about it. Have my photo loosen up my wrist now lads i'm gonna be busy for a bit


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  • #52
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My cock just died, some heartless c%nt place the head of Michael Martin on my picture of my beloved sheep. How sick and cruel can folks be


  • #53
    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,408 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Is this thread ready for this? :D






  • #54
    Faze11
    Registered Users Posts: 218 ✭✭Faze11


    Stigura wrote: »
    Is this thread ready for this? :D





    Somehow, I think so.


  • #55
    jmlad2020
    Registered Users Posts: 691 ✭✭✭jmlad2020


    OP doesn't have a girlfriend


  • #56
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    jmlad2020 wrote: »
    OP doesn't have a girlfriend

    Just wait till you have a wife.


  • #57
    Jimmy Twotimes
    Registered Users Posts: 43 ✭Jimmy Twotimes


    I'm one month into nofap and I feel great. I'm being way social at work, I'm more confident. I'm feeling more motivated and more 'clear headed'.

    Aiming for at least 90 days. I want to undo the damage porn has done to my brain.


  • #58
    worded
    Registered Users Posts: 4,532 ✭✭✭worded


    Zascar wrote: »
    Just wait till you have a wife.

    I never thought a platonic relationship could
    work until i got married.


  • #59
    PsychoPete
    Registered Users Posts: 8,535 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    Jimmy Twotimes wrote: »
    I'm one month into nofap and I feel great. I'm being way social at work, I'm more confident. I'm feeling more motivated and more 'clear headed'.

    Aiming for at least 90 days. I want to undo the damage porn has done to my brain.

    I'd love if it undone the damage to my computer


  • #60
    jmlad2020
    Registered Users Posts: 691 ✭✭✭jmlad2020


    Jimmy Twotimes wrote: »
    I'm one month into nofap and I feel great. I'm being way social at work, I'm more confident. I'm feeling more motivated and more 'clear headed'.

    Aiming for at least 90 days. I want to undo the damage porn has done to my brain.

    Good man. Keep it up. Don't be a wanker


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  • #61
    completedit
    Registered Users Posts: 2,639 ✭✭✭completedit


    I don't see how men don't get burnt by porn; especially men whose whole youth and idea of sex is based off rubbing one out to some hot babe with huge tits. Trying to go nofap myself but then I think of some hot porn babe and I'll give in


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