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Ruining a wedding

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    #122
    Ash.J.Williams
    Registered Users Posts: 20,929 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    remember the thread about the guest sh1ttin himself all over the hotel?


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    #123
    Lesalare
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    Ash.J.Williams wrote: »
    remember the thread about the guest sh1ttin himself all over the hotel?

    Link was posted up a few pages back.


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    #124
    bigmac3
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭bigmac3


    I was at a wedding about 10 years ago, best man was making his speech, he mangled it. He meant to say that the brides father used to put her to bed with a dummy, now she’s going to bed with a dummy again. What he said was "brides father used to put her to bed with a dummy in her mouth, now she’s going to bed with something else in her mouth"


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    #125
    MyLove4Satan
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    cena wrote: »
    Has anyone here ruined a wedding or been to a wedding that was ruined? Let us say, someone has stood up during the mass service and said that this person should not marry him or she.


    I can think of few things in this life I hate with a passion more than a wedding reception.

    It is as if some dark, evil anti-human force created the concept with the very idea of getting as many people into one place and making them as uncomfortable and miserable as possible while pretending they are enjoying themselves.

    You want to find something that is completely devoid of love - it's a wedding reception.

    I loved the way the sheer dysfunctional hell of the experience was brilliantly portrayed in the movie Melancholia. The world ending was actually being a relief compared to the wedding reception said it all.


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    #126
    mmc2010
    Registered Users Posts: 145 ✭✭mmc2010


    I was at a massive wedding in Donegal a couple of years ago and the groom had a serious opinion of himself. The bride's family were much more down to earth and obviously thought the groom was a bit of a d*ck. The father of the bride stood up and obviously thought this was his opportunity. He told everybody to look under their chairs where there was a photo of the groom dressed in drag as a joke. It was seriously cringe.


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    #127
    Sky King
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    I was at a wedding once where I was at a long, boring ceremony in a magic House, followed by waiting around, followed by mediocre fare and hackneyed, poorly delivered speeches, laboured conversation with people I hardly know, and sh!t music, followed by trying to drink the pain away, followed by the worst hangover ever and being 500 bucks worse off.....


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    #128
    ShyMets
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    I have a cracking tale of a ruined wedding. But na, you guys wouldn't be interested.

    It's more a Shelbyville story


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    #129
    SSeanSS
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    MyLove4Satan wrote: »
    I can think of few things in this life I hate with a passion more than a wedding reception.

    It is as if some dark, evil anti-human force created the concept with the very idea of getting as many people into one place and making them as uncomfortable and miserable as possible while pretending the are enjoying themselves.

    You want to find something that is completely devoid of love - it's a wedding reception. I love the way the sheer dysfunctional hell of the experience was brilliantly portrayed in the movie Melancholia. The world ending was actually a relief compared to the wedding reception said it all.

    I like them. Think most people do genuinely enjoy themselves. Having said that i like this thread. Something funny about drama at a wedding because there is way too much focus on everything going right on that day.


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    #130
    dowhatyoulove
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    My husband worked in a hotel where the best man went off with the bride that night and the groom stood downstairs and paid for the hotel with the wedding cards.

    Prob about 10 years ago now


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    #131
    Louis Friend
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    I was at one where a guest spiked some people drinks with drugs and then they beat him to a pulp when they found out. They weren’t drug users.


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    #132
    StupidLikeAFox
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    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    We'll all gatecrash roaring drunk and talk about a contentious topic, then start asking for the report button and mods.

    Everytime the best man makes a joke everyone just says "Thanks"


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    #133
    Louis Friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 590 ✭✭✭Louis Friend


    I was also at a very good one where an aunt of the groom got p..sed and started heckling the bride’s father while he spoke. She was saying “we’re simple people, we don’t need to listen to your sh..e.”

    Cool as you like, he said “Wow, and here’s me thinking alcoholics are meant to be anonymous...”


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    #134
    Ash.J.Williams
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    Louis Friend wrote: »
    I was at one where a guest spiked some people drinks with drugs and then they beat him to a pulp when they found out. They weren’t drug users.

    lucky them


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    #135
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 16,330 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Louis Friend wrote: »
    I was also at a very good one where an aunt of the groom got p..sed and started heckling the bride’s father while he spoke. She was saying “we’re simple people, we don’t need to listen to your sh..e.

    Cool as you like, he said “Wow, and here’s me thinking alcoholics are meant to be anonymous...”

    Classic comeback! :D
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php

    >>> Staying Alive <<<



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    #136
    lisasimpson
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    A wedding where the bride pooed in her dresses


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    #137
    mfceiling
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    I was best man at my mates wedding.
    Proper full on church of Ireland wedding...very little fun, prim and proper types. Minister in the church talking about not going to bed on an argument. "As Elton John said" *shouts loudly* " and I certainly don't agree with his lifestyle" *long silence* "don't let the sun go down"
    Great craic altogether.

    Years ago I was at a wedding in a large Midlands hotel. Went out for a breath of fresh air with another lad who was going outside for a cigarette. We were both well oiled at this stage. Walked back in and the function room door opened as a couple of kids came out. We strolled in and made our way to the bar. Ordered a couple of pints and started supping again and chatting away. A few minutes later the bride comes to the bar and nods at us. We raise our glasses in a kind of "howya" way at her and then suddenly realise we are in the wrong function room and this isn't our wedding.
    Casually strolled out and found our own wedding and kept on going!!


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    #138
    [Deleted User]
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    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    We'll all gatecrash roaring drunk and talk about a contentious topic, then start asking for the report button and mods.

    I'd love that! :pac:


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    #139
    banie01
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    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    I, for one, shall indignantly protest my innocence. :p

    I for two...
    Shall defend your right to protect your innocence!
    I may also strip and helicopter the lad!


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    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 16,330 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    banie01 wrote: »
    I for two...
    Shall defend your right to protect your innocence!
    I may also strip and helicopter the lad!

    See? It's going to be an epic wedding!
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php

    >>> Staying Alive <<<



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    #141
    99nsr125
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    kildare lad wrote: »
    I was at a wedding for a bloke I worked with . Him and his family are working class Dubs while the wife's side of the family thought they were a bit well to do. Anyway best man giving the speech says " I'm delighted derek met a beautiful woman like yvonne because he's been with a far few mingers in his day" everyone starts laughing except the mother in law . He then says" I don't know what everyones laughing at , there's a few of those mingers sitting in this room " . The mother in law storms off and the bride and her dad run off to console her. Thankfully she back after a few minutes and everything passed of peacefully .

    That's a great joke ðŸ˜


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    #142
    99nsr125
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    bigmac3 wrote: »
    I was at a wedding about 10 years ago, best man was making his speech, he mangled it. He meant to say that the brides father used to put her to bed with a dummy, now she’s going to bed with a dummy again. What he said was "brides father used to put her to bed with a dummy in her mouth, now she’s going to bed with something else in her mouth"

    Brilliant just absolutely brilliant


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    #143
    CoBo55
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    17larsson wrote: »
    I spilled red wine on the brides dress.

    For weeks later I thought it was just a drunken dream and didn't think I did actually spill red wine on a brides white wedding dress, until they said it in passing one day.

    They are a sound couple and laughed about it. She said she was on her way up to change anyway.

    I'm just glad my memory of that evening is empty

    Oh Jesus the dreaded flashback...


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    #144
    kildare lad
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    My friend was at a wedding and the brides aunt was caught riding the best man in the toilet . It wouldn't have been to bad except her husband was at the wedding aswell. He said there was murder for about half an hour but luckily enough it was near the end of the night so it didn't ruin the wedding and gave people lots to gossip about the next day


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    #145
    Leg End Reject
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    99nsr125 wrote: »
    Brilliant just absolutely brilliant

    Freudian slip!
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php

    >>> Staying Alive <<<



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    #146
    CoBo55
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Savour looking at all those yellow and red cards.

    I'd say I'd be favourite to get the first straight red:pac:
    I've been very good lately, must be the new meds;)


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    #147
    Louis Friend
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    I remember when I was younger (maybe 12) I was at my cousin’s wedding.

    I was walking behind some people from one room into another.

    They stopped and so did I, but unbeknownst to me the bride was walking behind me and carrying a drink.

    She walked into me and spilled a little bit of it on her dress.

    I was quite upset though when she said “you little f..ker!” with real anger and hatred in her eyes.

    Poor form in my view.


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    #148
    Large bottle small glass
    Registered Users Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭Large bottle small glass


    My brother told me of a Dublin wedding where father of bride didn't like his new son in law.

    At the speeches he kept getting hassled to do a speech; he really just wanted for thing to be over and get out. A few kept at it; "go on Christy say a few words" etc etc

    He stood up and said "today I lost a daughter and gained a gobsh1te" and sat down. Was a quite affair after that I believe


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    #149
    happyoutscan
    Registered Users Posts: 5,958 ✭✭✭happyoutscan


    Stovepipe wrote: »
    I was at a wedding in Mayo, one time and the meal was quite late so everyone had plenty of time to drink. The first loud argument was at about 7 pm, the first fight at about 9 and it went downhill from there. It's where I heard the classic line from a drunken wife to an equally drunk husband, who was rolling back his jacket to get stuck in, " Don't hit him,Francie! You'll mark him for life!". The next day, it was declared a great success by many. I thought I was doing well to get out in one piece.

    Was this a Shrule/Kilmaine wedding? (Not held in Shrule obviously!)


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    #150
    Ubbquittious
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    Pyr0 wrote: »
    Why bother even saying anything then? :confused:

    So people will buy my book when it comes out


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    #151
    Northernlily
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    Large bottle small glass wrote: »
    My brother told me of a Dublin wedding where father of bride didn't like his new son in law.

    At the speeches he kept getting hassled to do a speech; he really just wanted for thing to be over and get out. A few kept at it; "go on Christy say a few words" etc etc

    He stood up and said "today I lost a daughter and gained a gobsh1te" and sat down. Was a quite affair after that I believe

    LOL. Some absolute gems of stories in this thread. Haven't been so lucky to go to one of these spectacular weddings. Every wedding I've been too has been tame enough.


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