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Farm Sayings

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  • #32
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,192 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    An ounce of breeding,is worth a ton of feeding


  • #33
    kerry cow
    Registered Users Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭kerry cow


    he/she is like the cat that got the cream .


  • #34
    keepalive213
    Closed Accounts Posts: 685 ✭✭✭keepalive213


    'If you want bad neighbours, buy sheep'
    'Ceannaigh sean rud is beidh gan aon rud'
    'the curse a f**k to ya'

    It's a strange place


  • #35
    kerry cow
    Registered Users Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭kerry cow


    the apple doesn't fall far from the tree


  • #36
    Say my name
    Registered Users Posts: 11,042 ✭✭✭✭Say my name


    April showers bring May flowers.
    A wet and windy May fills the barns with corn and hay.

    The ash before the oak, we're in for a soak.
    The oak before the ash, we're in for a splash.

    Cuckoo corn - barley, wheat, oats, sown in May.


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  • #37
    Little Miss Fairy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭Little Miss Fairy


    Around here it's often said that someone "fell in for some land" when they are gifted it. The first time I heard the phrase I took it up wrongly and asked were they okay thinking that they'd had an accident!


  • #38
    memorystick
    Registered Users Posts: 1,577 ✭✭✭memorystick


    Great drying day. Twould dry the dung in a dog.


  • #39
    White Clover
    Registered Users Posts: 4,557 ✭✭✭White Clover


    A poor drying day, "it wouldn't dry shirt buttons"


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Get up the yard. There’s a smell of Bengy off ya!


  • #41
    degetme
    Registered Users Posts: 767 ✭✭✭degetme


    If there was work in the bed, he would sleep on the floor


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  • #42
    amen
    Registered Users Posts: 2,781 ✭✭✭amen


    You made a right pigs breakfast of that.


  • #43
    machiavellianme
    Registered Users Posts: 12,400 ✭✭✭✭machiavellianme


    There'd be more growth on your face...


  • #44
    The Rabbi
    Registered Users Posts: 329 ✭✭The Rabbi


    He's as much use as tits on a bull


  • #45
    ruwithme
    Registered Users Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭ruwithme


    You'll never plough a field by turning it over and over in your head


  • #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Horses and sheep never stop eating

    In the country there is no such thing as a big farm or a small rat


  • #47
    Sneak
    Registered Users Posts: 103 ✭✭Sneak


    A horse of a man if only he could ****e walkin


  • #48
    kerry cow
    Registered Users Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭kerry cow


    he's /its as useful as a wet sock


  • #49
    mycro2013
    Registered Users Posts: 350 ✭✭mycro2013


    Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.


  • #50
    kerryjack
    Registered Users Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭kerryjack


    Buy land because they aren't making anymore of it,I am scraping the arse of the barrel here.


  • #51
    CloughCasey1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,741 ✭✭✭CloughCasey1


    If pricks were scarce he'd make two!


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  • #52
    Say my name
    Registered Users Posts: 11,042 ✭✭✭✭Say my name


    The journey home is quicker than the journey away.

    If you milk cows you'll never be idle a day in your life.


  • #53
    kerry cow
    Registered Users Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭kerry cow


    a good job is a cheap job


  • #54
    mycro2013
    Registered Users Posts: 350 ✭✭mycro2013


    When asked how many cows a lad is milking.
    "A few more than last year"


  • #55
    kerry cow
    Registered Users Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭kerry cow


    when asked how many cow your milking ,

    answer is ,
    I am milking them all still .


  • #56
    Pkiernan
    Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭Pkiernan


    "Tax???"


  • #57
    Acquiescence
    Registered Users Posts: 278 ✭✭Acquiescence


    Nearly never bulled a cow.


  • #58
    davidk1394
    Registered Users Posts: 4,043 ✭✭✭davidk1394


    A good job is only dear the day your doing it

    A lady who might have a fine set of legs
    "Legs on her that would kick start a combine"

    A lady who might be flat chested
    "She's a farmers dream a flat field"

    Too new to need oil or too old to deserve it.


  • #59
    Bass Reeves
    Registered Users Posts: 18,140 ✭✭✭✭Bass Reeves


    Acquiescence wrote: »
    Nearly never bulled a cow.

    Nearly never bulled a cow
    Took a Bonham from a sow
    Or rode a mare

    He made a hames of it or
    He made a horse's collar of it


    She beef to the heels like the Mullingar heifer


    There is two sides to a ditch today

    Red sky in the morning is the Shepard warning
    Red sky at night is the shepards delight

    He stubborn as a mule

    Slava Ukrainii



  • #60
    john9876
    Registered Users Posts: 340 ✭✭john9876


    Dakota Dan wrote: »
    A fine looking woman, I rather have her down than a field of hay and she’d be saved a lot quicker.

    Another one was I’d rather be feeling her than feeling the cold.

    Tis easy climb a knocked tree


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  • #61
    satstheway
    Registered Users Posts: 831 ✭✭✭satstheway


    Hit skitter with a stick It'll jump high.

    (People with nothing get a bit of money they think they are above everyone)


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