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A story in six words

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    #8522
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My breathe came in short gasps


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    #8523
    Samsonsmasher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 610 ✭✭✭Samsonsmasher


    I let go. Her scream faded..


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    #8524
    Samsonsmasher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 610 ✭✭✭Samsonsmasher


    Fired my harpoon into his middle


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    #8525
    Samsonsmasher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 610 ✭✭✭Samsonsmasher


    Pushed over the side. Concrete shoes.


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    #8526
    Samsonsmasher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 610 ✭✭✭Samsonsmasher


    Charging Japs. BANZAI!!! Lonely motel. Nightmare..


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    #8527
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Samsonsmasher wrote: »
    I let go. Her scream faded..

    The January sales turns people wild


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    #8528
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Samsonsmasher wrote: »
    Fired my harpoon into his middle

    And he's harpoon hit my middle


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    #8529
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Samsonsmasher wrote: »
    Pushed over the side. Concrete shoes.

    Proven again their not sea worthy


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    #8530
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Samsonsmasher wrote: »
    Charging Japs. BANZAI!!! Lonely motel. Nightmare..

    No cheese after eight for you


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    #8531
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,198 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The January sales turns people wild

    It resembled a big, dirty orgy


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    #8532
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It resembled a big, dirty orgy

    Naked rugby at the nudist beach


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    #8533
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,198 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Naked rugby at the nudist beach

    Who was going to play hooker?


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    #8534
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,075 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Tonight I dine in Valhalla, farewell.


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    #8535
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Who was going to play hooker?

    Leo varadkar was the first choice


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    #8536
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Tonight I dine in Valhalla, farewell.

    May odin embrace you my friend


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    #8537
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Lo, it's a morning to behold


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    #8538
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The snowmans temperature was rising quickly


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    #8539
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,198 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The snowmans temperature was rising quickly

    He had become VERY sexually aroused


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    #8540
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He had become VERY sexually aroused

    His Carrott began to slip away


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    #8541
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I viewed nothing from this grave


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    #8542
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The keyboard warriors made him angry


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    #8543
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Little people who have no courage


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    #8544
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Men... Who where not really men


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    #8545
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Fear... Kept them in the shadows


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    #8546
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The spineless creature craved the internet


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    #8547
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,198 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The spineless creature craved the internet

    He loved looking at hardcore pornography


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    #8548
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He loved looking at hardcore pornography

    The Bishop is entitled to relax


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    #8549
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I've become obsolete in my life


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    #8550
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,198 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The Bishop is entitled to relax

    He loved to read erotic novels


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    #8551
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    To the congregation at Sunday mass


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