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Final inscription

  • 16-10-2020 11:38am
    #1
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭


    If you were to put the final inscription on your headstone what would put on it. I'm torn between

    Will you Fu¢k off and leave me alone

    Have you no friends you have to bug me

    Yer man in the next grave is your father

    So if you had the last word what would you put on your headstone?


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  • #2
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,230 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    It’d be like posting your final thread.

    Don’t give Fegalian ideas...


  • #3
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,355 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Finally free ,
    From the ****e threads of AH.


  • #4
    Bob Gray
    Registered Users Posts: 64 ✭✭Bob Gray


    I'm genuinely torn between "He lived, laughed and loved," or "Died raging with everyone around him."


  • #5
    Dr. Colossus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭Dr. Colossus


    Uosdwis R Dewoh


  • #6
    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users Posts: 3,682 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    "Your Ma is in here too".


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  • #7
    ablelocks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,682 ✭✭✭ablelocks


    Only Able Locks


  • #8
    patsman07
    Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭patsman07


    Spike Milligan's headstone reads 'I told you I was sick'

    Written as gaeilge as the he was refused permission to have it in English.


  • #9
    Stovepipe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,979 ✭✭✭Stovepipe


    Well,I'm planning to be cremated so on my urn/coffee jar/paint tin/handiest container will be a list of all the instructions ever printed on containers such as "best before/stack no more than three high/may contain nuts/approved by the FDA/Reg.Pa.Dept. Agr./not suitable for infants....


  • #10
    Stovepipe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,979 ✭✭✭Stovepipe


    well, if I've just been cremated, the best one is "Caution! Filling is hot!"


  • #11
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I should have worn the mask


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  • #12
    Montage of Feck
    Registered Users Posts: 3,491 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

    🙈🙉🙊



  • #13
    giles lynchwood
    Registered Users Posts: 935 ✭✭✭giles lynchwood


    When you die, your someone else's problem


  • #14
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    patsman07 wrote: »
    Spike Milligan's headstone reads 'I told you I was sick'

    Written as gaeilge as the he was refused permission to have it in English.

    It's nice of you to reference a comedian in your own epitaph, selfless really. Could start a trend showing a piece of silly trivia on each gravestone......


  • #15
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 16,324 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Deady, deadside, dead.

    A fact and a nod to the wherers thread.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php

    >>> Staying Alive <<<



  • #16
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,109 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Stovepipe wrote: »
    Well,I'm planning to be cremated so on my urn/coffee jar/paint tin/handiest container will be a list of all the instructions ever printed on containers such as "best before/stack no more than three high/may contain nuts/approved by the FDA/Reg.Pa.Dept. Agr./not suitable for infants....

    :D

    Just add water and microwave for 4 mins (900w).

    :pac:


  • #17
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,161 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    [First name] [Surname]
    [Date born] - [Date died]


  • #18
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,526 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Quantum Erasure wrote: »
    [First name] [Surname]
    [Date born] - [Date died]

    All redacted.

    The tide is turning…



  • #19
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    All redacted.

    Haha a GDPR Privacy Notice :D


  • #20
    Ekerot
    Registered Users Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Ekerot


    So Long, Farewell and Good Luck.


  • #21
    Jaysus Christ.
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭Jaysus Christ.


    ***Removed by Mods***


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  • #22
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    Some class poetry from "China's' basest warlord" Zhang Zongchang.

    “Poem About Bastards”

    You tell me to do this
    He tells me to do that
    You are all bastards
    Go f*ck your mother

    https://thissiteisbestviewed.com/2018/11/24/the-profane-poetry-of-zhang-zongchang/


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    2020 Redo from start
    2021 GoTo Line 2020.

    Pretty BASIC really.


  • #24
    jprboy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,351 ✭✭✭jprboy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    2020 Redo from start
    2021 GoTo Line 2020.

    Pretty BASIC really.

    Did it take you long to COBOL that together?


  • #25
    .anon.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭.anon.


    They can draw a crude sketch of an ejaculating penis on it for all I care. I'll be dead.


  • #26
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    he is now closer to hell than heaven


  • #27
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    i left my wife all the money and all i got was this
    cheap headstone


  • #28
    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,454 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    What virus?


  • #29
    Graces7
    Registered Users Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    "Where I am, there you will be..."


  • #30
    Graces7
    Registered Users Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    A lovely one...

    " She loved nothing better than a good chat and a cup of tea."


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  • #31
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    i should have washed my hands better


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