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  • 27-06-2000 7:30pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 771 ✭✭✭


    Ok,

    Hi, my name is Daniel.
    I have not (as yet/as far as I know) been assimilated.
    Theses are the cats that I love & care for...
    intheloo.jpg

    I started a new topic because of the obscure/ambiguous replies to my initial introductory post.
    If It offended certain people, then I apologise...

    hehehe...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    Never apologise, and never explain. Cute cats.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 599 ✭✭✭ThunderingMike


    My cat jumped of the roof last night. When I went to scrape his body off the ground , there was nothing there. Now I hear a strange voice all the time whispering : 'meeeeoooowww....meeeeeoooowwww you let me fall , now you will never sleep aaaagggggggaaaiiiinnnn. BUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH'.I think it is just the pipes but I am going to check them out tomorrow after I finish following this trail of destruction which has appeared since the cat fell. Poor little fella frown.gif

    So the pope puts down the Badger and leans over to me and says , 'At TFC my son , I 0wnz j00'. Before I could speak in walks Dustin Hoffman in a giant Silk Worm costume and just then...it started to get weird...


  • Registered Users Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Sir Random


    Thanx Castor,

    I love my cats...


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    WTF are ya on abut child


  • Registered Users Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Sir Random


    Lump,

    Are you talking to me?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭Pretence


    What are the cats called??


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,469 Mod ✭✭✭✭BossArky


    I'd say that the one on the table is called Ralf.


  • Subscribers Posts: 4,419 ✭✭✭PhilipMarlowe


    Originally posted by BossArky:
    I'd say that the one on the table is called Ralf.

    .....table?

    You ain't never been in a bathroom, have you son...




    www.licksy.net
    info@licksy.net


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭Pretence


    biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif heh heh


  • Registered Users Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Sir Random


    hehehe,

    The one on the floor is called "thatsit" (female)
    & the one on the "table"? is "oimouttahere" (male)

    Anyone got any pets? (non-virtual)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭GreenHell


    Cats mmmmm. You there was a chipper in Bandon
    busted for using cats in there burgers.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭Pretence


    How did they find out, was the meat content too high? wink.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭GreenHell


    I think they were napped when people started reporting missing cats.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭bubbles


    Cute toilet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    as a matter of fact i have 2 cats aswell


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    My cats breath smells like cat food.


  • Registered Users Posts: 332 ✭✭spod


    woof


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,639 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    I like cats too, lets swap recipes. Seriously, I have one cat, who is twisted, mercyless and utterly psycotic, the feline equivalent of a TFC player. smile.gif
    "Lord, let me be pure and chaste, just not yet."
    St Augustine of Hippo



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    Your usually assimilated by the second or third post. Post 31 times to become a lieutenant.

    Post here regulary and keep away spam and youll always be welcome here

    [This message has been edited by Monty - the one and only (edited 28-06-2000).]


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭Illkillya


    Greenhell - the green chipper uses cats still.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    /me 's cat smeels fullstop.


    John


  • Registered Users Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Sir Random


    Monty,

    these people are discussing the eating of cats (albeit dead & processed)

    *jeez* what the phuck do they put in spam?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    *well seeing as no one else has taken this view yis can leave it up to me, to take it*

    i ownz! many pussies, all of varying colours, shapes and sizes. BUT!!!! i like every1 of them in there own nice and special way........

    mind u their all dogs?????????????


    Wyv


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭GreenHell


    /me keeps away the temptation to take the ****.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    my cat has liver cancer and will soon be dead frown.gif
    mind you, ive had her for 17 years, so i suppose it had to happen eventually.
    doesnt make me feel better though....


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,469 Mod ✭✭✭✭BossArky


    Least you'll get a free dinner out of it WWW.


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