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Mild insults (but which were total burns in the schoolyard)

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  • #32
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    Sissy


  • #33
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Farmer


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    tuareg (toerag)


  • #35
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    Gobdaw
    Skinnymalinks


  • #36
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 12,990 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Pizza face.

    (acne skin)

    To thine own self be true



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  • #37
    Yer Da sells Avon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    You're a spahole.


  • #38
    randd1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,779 ✭✭✭randd1


    When somebody refuses to touch something of yours like a pencil case, book or coat - "I'm not touching that, I'll catch something off it".

    Response - "yeah, your mothers perfume".

    Always a good one, and usually a winning insult as well.


  • #39
    mikeymouse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 568 ✭✭✭mikeymouse


    Your mum shaves her minge on the bus
    Sunday Sport1 Jul 2018

    FAMILY: Tasha, Findlay & Sean THE mum of a boy who allegedly made a rude minge-shaving comment to his teacher has hit out after the six-year-old was put on the “naughty step” at school. c** t but he’d never use bad f** king language. Never in a million f** king years.

    “Where the f** k would he pick up f** king words like ‘ minge’? That teacher’s got it in for our Findlay, just because his f** king dad’s straight out of nick.”

    The boy’s father, Sean, is recently released from prison where he served 18 months after battering a 90- year- old man who asked him to stop the then- toddler Findlay shouting the word “c** t” in a Wrexham graveyard.

    Last night a spokesman for the school said: “Sorry but we can’t comment as there’s been threats to burn down the school.”


  • #40
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    I was once asked my a rotund ‘bogger’ if I could cover my teeth with my lips. Having somewhat large front teeth at the time, I was eager to prove him wrong and successfully showed him that I could. He said ‘cock sucker’, and went back to talking to his chums.


  • #41
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Ya scuttery duck ....


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  • #42
    dhaughton99
    Registered Users Posts: 1,695 ✭✭✭dhaughton99


    “You got no ice cream coz yo momma on da welfare”.


  • #43
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    You’re as bent as Michael Barrymore. This was years before I found out bent meant homosexual.


  • #44
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Have you got a match?

    Ya. Your face and my arse.


  • #45
    Perifect
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Perifect


    Ya whore's handbag.


  • #46
    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users Posts: 3,682 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    Kid 1- "Are you an 'ABC' or a 'BMW'?"

    Kid 2- "Um, why?"

    Kid 1- "Just pick which one you are!".

    Kid 2- "I'm an "ABC".

    Kid 1- "LOL, you're an African Bum Cleaner...LOLOLOL look at the African Bum Cleaner!!!"

    Kid 2- "OK OK, im not an ABC I'm a BMW".

    Kid 1- "LOL, you're a Black Mans Willy...LOLOLOL look at the Black Mans Willy".

    Kids are fcuking idiots.


  • #47
    Alf Veedersane
    Registered Users Posts: 24,550 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Ya big ham


  • #48
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    Dale Doback wrote: »
    Kid 1- "Are you an 'ABC' or a 'BMW'?"

    Kid 2- "Um, why?"

    Kid 1- "Just pick which one you are!".

    Kid 2- "I'm an "ABC".

    Kid 1- "LOL, you're an African Bum Cleaner...LOLOLOL look at the African Bum Cleaner!!!"

    Kid 2- "OK OK, im not an ABC I'm a BMW".

    Kid 1- "LOL, you're a Black Mans Willy...LOLOLOL look at the Black Mans Willy".

    Kids are fcuking idiots.

    All valid q’s imo


  • #49
    Muckka
    Registered Users Posts: 498 ✭✭Muckka


    You curr


  • #50
    Lisha
    Registered Users Posts: 8,693 ✭✭✭Lisha


    ‘You don’t even have a birth cert, just an apology from the condom factory’....

    Still hurts


  • #51
    Giveaway
    Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Giveaway


    More camponile than schoolyard but
    ,"you are so thick you belong in BESS(or orts)"


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  • #52
    The Crowman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 991 ✭✭✭The Crowman


    Farty pants.


  • #53
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    mong


  • #54
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,159 ✭✭✭Archeron


    eviltimeban wrote: »
    Does anyone remember "Are you a benny tied to a pole?"

    Are you a benny tied to a pole?
    No.
    So you're a benny on the loose.

    Cue the benny on the loose song :D


  • #55
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,258 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Ya little milky licker

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • #56
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    Meanie


  • #57
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    In my school we went for the jugular. One girl got suspended for calling another girl a whore’s abortion.


  • #58
    delricyo
    Registered Users Posts: 447 ✭✭delricyo


    I once got a slagging in 5th or 6th class after saying that I might get married and have kids some day.
    Didn't make sense at all


  • #59
    super_furry
    Registered Users Posts: 27,320 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    retro:electro wrote: »
    In my school we went for the jugular. One girl got suspended for calling another girl a whore’s abortion.

    I remember whore-master used to be a big insult around our way. You don't hear that anymore.


  • #60
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,055 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Can you climb glass?
    No.
    Well then, how did you get out of your test tube.


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  • #61
    super_furry
    Registered Users Posts: 27,320 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Is that jumper itchy?

    No why?

    It was when I threw it out.


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