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11-06-2021, 00:21   #781
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When you wish you were the tin man in The Wizard of Oz and someone was there with the oil can to loosen your joints on a cold morning.
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11-06-2021, 00:24   #782
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Trying to score at a festival and everyone thinks your an undercover
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11-06-2021, 00:26   #783
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Trying to score at a festival and everyone thinks your an undercover
I am actually convinced someone I sort of know is an undercover police man and everyone thinks i am paranoid now.
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11-06-2021, 00:43   #784
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11-06-2021, 01:07   #785
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Recently turned 30. Had a 20 something workmate compliment me on being able to move quickly for my age
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11-06-2021, 01:09   #786
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For men, the genital profile reverses. The dick used to hang lower than the scrotum, in time the balls will droop to a lower level.
Also us poor men seem to spender longer on the toilet seat and less time in the barbers seat year on year.
I fondly look back when my dick could easily hold a wet duffel coat...Good Times..
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11-06-2021, 09:27   #788
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When you look at 'Trending' videos on Youtube, then click out of it with sense of bewilderment not have a clue what any of this stuff is supposed to mean.
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11-06-2021, 09:29   #789
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11-06-2021, 15:42   #790
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I got genuinely excited about getting a new gas boiler fitted :0
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11-06-2021, 16:26   #791
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I got genuinely excited about getting a new gas boiler fitted :0
That was me three years ago. I'm REALLY old.
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People offer you a seat on the bus....
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People offer you a seat on the bus....
People don't take the seat you offer...
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When you look at 'Trending' videos on Youtube, then click out of it with sense of bewilderment not have a clue what any of this stuff is supposed to mean.
When you don't even know how to look for 'trending' on that new YouTube thing or what that means.
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Recently turned 30. Had a 20 something workmate compliment me on being able to move quickly for my age

Ah now - 30 is still young.

Wait ‘till you’re 46, like me.... I can still move pretty quickly but it might involve joint pain or dizziness!
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