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03-12-2020, 12:59   #31
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Making up excuses not to go out
Thinking more about the hangover
Music is way too loud in the pub
"Who let their daughter out dressed like that?"
In the pub and dreaming of getting home to bed
Nose and ear hairs
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03-12-2020, 13:16   #32
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Letting out a groan when getting up.
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My barber asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed!
Last time I was in the barbers, after asking if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed, he said, "I'll just give the hair in you ears a little trim while we're at it".......
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I was trained to lift with a straight back, bending my knees.

Now I find myself bending my back to take the strain off my knees.
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Last year I had to travel from Cork to Limerick by train for a sort of mini reunion. I flew into Cork and straight to train station and said to myself "Sure I can get dinner at the station and have a few pints" like I did many times up to about 2004 when I travelled from Cork-Dublin by train on a regular basis.

Got to the station and no pub/restaurant. I was informed that it shut about 15 years ago.. .so I had a long dry hungry wait for the train.
I did that about 5 years ago . I was starving going dub-cork and thought I'd eat on the train . I managed to get a sandwich
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Reading glasses
Grey beard
Checking out 40yo women
Hating most modern music
Not having an Instagram account
Not giving a shýt about 'influencers'

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Nose and ear hairs

I think it was Billy Connolly who said that no actually goes bald, the hair just turns inwards and looks for new places to come out
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When people you taught start having kids..
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I don't really know what Snapchat or Tiktok are
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I don't really know what Snapchat or Tiktok are

You'll find it on discord.


Sorry, which cord? I don't see any cord?
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When you wake up tired, thirsty and with a headache from drinking coffee the night before
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Excusing some behaviour of people young than me because "Sure I did that myself when I was their age", usually followed with "as long as they aren't harming anyone".

My friend once said he knew he was getting old when someone popped a party popper and his first thought was "Someone is going to have to clean that up..."
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When my younger brother (who is 20 years younger) informed me that I have a 'legendary' status within the soccer club for my exploits back in the mid 90s before he was born. He is sick of hearing about me but he is a far better player though...seems that tough tackling defenders are more lauded than silky midfielders.
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When you wake up tired, thirsty and with a headache from drinking coffee the night before
when you stop drinking fluids at 8pm cause you'll be getting up in the middle of the night to go pee.
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Never even hearing of the most streamed artist in Ireland on spotify this year. I don't think I've ever heard his name mentioned. I must be completely and utterly out of the loop
Artists are screaming, now. Who'd have thought.

Even further out of the loop.

Anyway, today I was reviewing my life insurance.
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