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04-06-2021, 21:05   #4591
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The money is always a nice little bonus.

But the real joy in robbing the Post Office is watching the staff move quickly for once.
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05-06-2021, 14:13   #4592
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If you think that your computer, laptop, and phone spying on you is scary then think again....

Because your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
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05-06-2021, 14:15   #4593
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If you think that your computer, laptop, and phone spying on you is scary then think again....

Because your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
That joke sucks...
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Did you hear about the Gay Magician???
He vanished with a Poof!!
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That joke sucks...
I finally sold my vacuum cleaner.

It was only gathering dust.
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05-06-2021, 16:38   #4596
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Actually, most people prefer vacuum cleaners to brushes, for cleaning their floors.
Bit of a sweeping generalisation, I know.
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05-06-2021, 18:53   #4597
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I finally sold my vacuum cleaner.

It was only gathering dust.
Look at you hoovering up all the thanks...
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Confucius says,
"When you clean out a vacuum cleaner,
You become a vacuum cleaner."
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05-06-2021, 21:23   #4599
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Or even a vacuum cleaner cleaner. And you'll end up with a cleaner vacuum cleaner.
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Why is it always so dirty at NATO headquarters?

Because NATO abhors a vacuum.
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Or even a vacuum cleaner cleaner. And you'll end up with a cleaner vacuum cleaner.
Could a vacuum cleaner cleaner clean a vacuum cleaner in a vacuum?
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I am going to have to return the camouflage jacket I bought yesterday.
I just can't see myself wearing it.
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07-06-2021, 21:03   #4603
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My dad always turns his head slightly away from the printer when he's using it

Apparently he can only see it in his peripheral vision.
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The wife is in a foul mood this morning. Somone stole a pair of her knickers off the line.

She's not too bothered about the knickers she just wants her 12 pegs back.
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As I was going to St Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
“Hello Boris” I said.
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