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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Say Your Number


    Dismissal of all modern music based on a few sh1te songs that get played all day on TodayFM.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,716 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    "Culture boss"



    When referring to some questionable behaviour by a member/s of the traveling community.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,218 ✭✭✭deandean


    "Blast them with pi$$" used to make a regular appearance until a few years ago.
    IIRC it fell out of favour with the Mods.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Olivia2 wrote: »
    'get your big girl pants on'...anyone remember that one?

    Or

    'ive had my fun..that all that matters' ...

    None remember these?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Dismissal of all modern music based on a few sh1te songs that get played all day on TodayFM.

    Being dismissed by auld fellas who are into dad rock like Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,926 ✭✭✭mikemac2


    Judge Martin Nolan

    By this stage I reckon he drowns kittens and shot JFK

    Might be the only judge known on boards


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭boombang


    This


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭The Mighty Quinn


    boombang wrote: »
    This

    +1


  • Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭Burt Renaults


    boombang wrote: »
    This

    Wish I could thank this twice.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,645 ✭✭✭The J Stands for Jay


    Being dismissed by auld fellas who are into dad rock like Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.

    Acting as if pink Floyd and led zep were ever played on the equivalent of today FM back in their day.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    McGaggs wrote: »
    Acting as if pink Floyd and led zep were ever played on the equivalent of today FM back in their day.
    Maybe they were though. Those bands were mainstream at the time.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    You wouldn't have heard much Zeppelin on the radio. They weren't a "singles band"


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Not a phrase or line but faux shock.

    On the thread about the woman that killed her kids I made a suggestion as to what she should do with herself. One poster referred to my comment as horrific, another said shocking.
    Yer on a thread about a woman that actually killed her own children with details about a soother in the plastic bag used to smother a child and my comment was too much?

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users Posts: 17,838 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    Feisar wrote: »
    Not a phrase or line but faux shock.

    On the thread about the woman that killed her kids I made a suggestion as to what she should do with herself. One poster referred to my comment as horrific, another said shocking.
    Yer on a thread about a woman that actually killed her own children with details about a soother in the plastic bag used to smother a child and my comment was too much?

    Wow!

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭The Mighty Quinn


    silverharp wrote: »
    Wow!

    Wow, just wow!


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,702 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    "Strawman argument" I have no idea what this means.
    I never thought I'd live long enough to be able to say the constant Father Ted quotes seems to have petered off a bit too.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    "Strawman argument" I have no idea what this means.
    I never thought I'd live long enough to be able to say the constant Father Ted quotes seems to have petered off a bit too.

    Sealioning was a new one on me recently.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭The Mighty Quinn


    "Strawman argument" I have no idea what this means.
    I never thought I'd live long enough to be able to say the constant Father Ted quotes seems to have petered off a bit too.

    Without looking it up... I think it's knowingly misrepresenting your opponents argument using similar terms or appearing at first to be responding to the actual point when if fact you're not, in order to make it easier for you to knock it down.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,466 ✭✭✭bennyineire


    Wow, just wow!

    That's what she said


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Without looking it up... I think it's knowingly misrepresenting your opponents argument using similar terms or appearing at first to be responding to the actual point when if fact you're not, in order to make it easier for you to knock it down.
    So what you're saying is... you want all poor people wiped out?

    That kinda sh1t is a strawman.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,702 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    Feisar wrote: »
    Sealioning was a new one on me recently.

    Yes I like this one, because of the cartoon that explains what it is! Hasn't been used enough to be a cliche yet though

    2014-09-19-1062sea.png


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Feisar wrote: »
    Not a phrase or line but faux shock.

    On the thread about the woman that killed her kids I made a suggestion as to what she should do with herself. One poster referred to my comment as horrific, another said shocking.
    Yer on a thread about a woman that actually killed her own children with details about a soother in the plastic bag used to smother a child and my comment was too much?
    Oh yeah, more concern with a fecking comment on the Internet than the horrific incident that it relates to. That's a fun one.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,313 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I never thought I'd live long enough to be able to say the constant Father Ted quotes seems to have petered off a bit too.

    That would be an ecumenical matter.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Lurleen wrote: »
    Oh yeah, more concern with a fecking comment on the Internet than the horrific incident that it relates to. That's a fun one.

    OK my comment wasn't the nicest but the pearl clutching is funny.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Yes I like this one, because of the cartoon that explains what it is! Hasn't been used enough to be a cliche yet though

    2014-09-19-1062sea.png


    Dis me! :p


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Saying "won't someone think of the children!" when a person posts a very real concern in relation to children (the whole point of that Simpsons joke was she was getting in a tizzy over something that had nothing to do with children).


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    "I could be wrong......"

    Could you? Could you be wrong? Well no not really because the phrase 'I could be wrong' is preceded nearly always by something they know for a fact to be true.

    "I could be wrong but I think Dublin is the capital of Ireland."
    "I could be wrong but I think the mattress goes on top of the bed and not the other way around. Could be wrong though."
    "I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure Michael O'Leary owns Ryanair, not Qantas. I'd have to double check and I could be wrong as I said."


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Feisar wrote: »
    OK my comment wasn't the nicest but the pearl clutching is funny.


    Can't figure this out on boards; when someone says that another carried on with their "fake pearl clutching".

    Do they mean that the "pearls" are fake, or the "clutching"?


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,838 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    "So what you're saying is..." a tell that whatever follows is generally going to be gibberish and the one clear thing is that it wasnt what the other person was saying

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Kaybaykwah wrote: »
    Can't figure this out on boards; when someone says that another carried on with their "fake pearl clutching".

    Do they mean that the "pearls" are fake, or the "clutching"?

    Pearl Clutching - "a very shocked reaction, especially one in which you show more shock than you really feel in order to show that you think something is morally wrong"

    There's no need to add fake, the phrase refers to disingenuous shock.

    First they came for the socialists...



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