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Dumb/Great Facebook Status [No Names] - Part III

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    #362
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,130 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    tea and coffee wrote: »
    Hang on. Her partner,, the father of her unborn child, had sex with someone else and she's pissed off at the woman?!

    Of course. He wouldn't have strayed if the other woman hadn't tempted him. He is only human for giving in to temptation


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    #363
    tea and coffee
    Registered Users Posts: 1,823 ✭✭✭tea and coffee


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    Of course. He wouldn't have strayed if the other woman hadn't tempted him. He is only human for giving in to temptation

    Ah yes , of course. The poor chap. Sure what was he to do in such circumstances ;-)


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    #364
    thesandeman
    Registered Users Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭thesandeman


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    How does that work?

    You either have a dirty mind or are a grammar nazi.
    It's quite obvious that she just forgot to capitalise the first letter of the name of her forthcoming child.


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    #365
    conor_ie
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 1,809 ✭✭✭conor_ie


    EMKJbCxl.jpg


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    #366
    AndyBoBandy
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,891 Mod ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    This thread usually turns to gold in December, as the drama in these peoples lives increases exponentially the closer we get to December 25th.

    Add in a global pandemic, and it's a recipe for absolute mayhem..


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    #367
    secondrowgal
    Registered Users Posts: 1,056 ✭✭✭secondrowgal


    fussyonion wrote: »
    'The youngone me fella got giggy wit last week i no ho you are and see if u come near me in the shop il brake ur neck wit a sweeping brush ya smelly geeyed goggly eyed trollip im sick n tried of youngones going after (name) and me preg wit bayb anal'


    Yay, you're back!! :D I missed your pearls of wisdom!


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    #368
    Gun_Slinger
    Registered Users Posts: 212 ✭✭Gun_Slinger


    conor_ie wrote: »
    EMKJbCxl.jpg

    Anyone else read this in Dr. Nicks voice???


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    #369
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    NOW TO LET THE HOLE OF BALLYMUN NO I DIDNT ROB ANY BIKE AS I WASNT EVEN ÎN SANTRY YESTERDAY ANVEITH NO PROFF KEITH JUMPED OUT OF A CAR AND ATTACKED ME AND LEFT MY FACE LIKE DIS IV BEINVIN THE GARDA STAYSION AND HAVE DEMANDED THE CCTV FROM DEALS AND THeY ONLY CAN DEAL WIth MY ATTACK THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN GET THE CCTV IS HIM HE HAS TO REPORT IT ROBBED AND THEN THE GARDA can GET THE CCTV TO SEE WHO THE REAL PERSON IS AND THEY WONT EveN DO DAT NO PROFF WHATS SO EVER JUST TAKING SOMEONES WORD THAT I DID IT WELL IM NOt letting THIS GO TILL MY NAME IS CLEARDED DISGRESFULL CĂRRY ON OUT OF HIM WITH ONLY ROMURES IT WAS ME WELL WEN THE REAL PERSON IS CAUGHT I WONT BE TAKING ANY SORRYS OR ANYTHING LIKE IT SHAME ON YOUS ATTACKNG A GIRL WEN I DONE NOTING they HAVE NO PROFF THAT I DID IT GARDA ARE NOW INVOLVED ON MY PART I WILL GET THE REAL THRUTH


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    #370
    as_mo_bhosca
    Registered Users Posts: 217 ✭✭as_mo_bhosca


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    NOW TO LET THE HOLE OF BALLYMUN NO I DIDNT ROB ANY BIKE AS I WASNT EVEN ÎN SANTRY YESTERDAY ANVEITH NO PROFF KEITH JUMPED OUT OF A CAR AND ATTACKED ME AND LEFT MY FACE LIKE DIS IV BEINVIN THE GARDA STAYSION AND HAVE DEMANDED THE CCTV FROM DEALS AND THeY ONLY CAN DEAL WIth MY ATTACK THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN GET THE CCTV IS HIM HE HAS TO REPORT IT ROBBED AND THEN THE GARDA can GET THE CCTV TO SEE WHO THE REAL PERSON IS AND THEY WONT EveN DO DAT NO PROFF WHATS SO EVER JUST TAKING SOMEONES WORD THAT I DID IT WELL IM NOt letting THIS GO TILL MY NAME IS CLEARDED DISGRESFULL CĂRRY ON OUT OF HIM WITH ONLY ROMURES IT WAS ME WELL WEN THE REAL PERSON IS CAUGHT I WONT BE TAKING ANY SORRYS OR ANYTHING LIKE IT SHAME ON YOUS ATTACKNG A GIRL WEN I DONE NOTING they HAVE NO PROFF THAT I DID IT GARDA ARE NOW INVOLVED ON MY PART I WILL GET THE REAL THRUTH

    Yeah, but no, but yeah, but shu' up. Don't be givin' me no evils!


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    #371
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    'Iv never met anyone as ego testicle as my boss'.


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    #372
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    https://twitter.com/JaneyGodley/status/1334131256506920961


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    #373
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Can ye say a pray for my husband cooler and his cuz tom that there court goes well tomorrow and they get no jail help of God xx


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    #374
    Demonique
    Registered Users Posts: 2,803 ✭✭✭Demonique


    "Do all the adults who've managed to get a PS5 for themselves not feel bad that it probably means a child won't be able to open one on Christmas Day? You're pretty much snatching it straight from Santa's sack."


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    #375
    fritzelly
    Registered Users Posts: 17,245 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Demonique wrote: »
    "Do all the adults who've managed to get a PS5 for themselves not feel bad that it probably means a child won't be able to open one on Christmas Day? You're pretty much snatching it straight from Santa's sack."

    LMAO - they sure as hell wouldn't feel any regret if they got it first


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    #376
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,130 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Can ye say a pray for my husband cooler and his cuz tom that there court goes well tomorrow and they get no jail help of God xx

    is cooler the name of her husband?


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    #377
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    is cooler the name of her husband?

    Her Facebook name is "Coolers Bridget*", so yes I think so.

    *Or something similar


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    #378
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,130 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Her Facebook name is "Coolers Bridget*", so yes I think so.

    *Or something similar

    sweet suffering divine jesus


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    #379
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    sweet suffering divine jesus

    Because an awful lot of them have the same surname, there's no other way travellers can tell who's who without nicknames.

    eg. Big Joe's Joe, Cowboy's Michael, Hotdog Tom, Paddy's Bridget's Mary etc.


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    #380
    Mollyb60
    Registered Users Posts: 6,550 ✭✭✭Mollyb60


    In fairness, there's an awful lot of stupid nicknames in my hometown too. Speedy, Hoppy, Flea (pronounced flay), Spuddy, Bubbles, Fester, Bus.....the list is endless. So Coolers isn't actually the worst I've heard.


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    #381
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    When a tramp of a child calls you gay don’t worry doll your father offered to snort bags of coke off my diddys doll with his cocktail sausage


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    #382
    fritzelly
    Registered Users Posts: 17,245 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    The imagery that conjures up


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    #383
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Why do people put this crap on Facebook! :D

    "Look at Our Princess Shane, she Had a good weekend wit my family bless her... See Yu in a Bit Shane we go Mc Donnalds nd watch few Movies n D Match and haters we goin make a go of it i know i ****ed up when i left u for ur 2nd cousin but u shagged my best friend & worst enemy and we were 2gethr 7 years i defo broke a mirror but ****it me n ur cousin only lasted 4 years and i dont care if im giving ppl d full of der mouths whats meant t be will be"

    God love her though, she's got quite a few tattoos with the other fellas name on her, that's gotta be awkward!

    All deleted now, because she's back with the second cousin. That didn't last long!!!


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    #384
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,130 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    All deleted now, because she's back with the second cousin. That didn't last long!!!

    any chance of a translation of this?
    i dont care if im giving ppl d full of der mouths


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    #385
    It wasnt me123
    Registered Users Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭It wasnt me123


    fritzelly wrote: »
    The imagery that conjures up

    I was also trying to work out what she was describing - with his cocktail sausage


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    #386
    Quazzie
    Registered Users Posts: 28,812 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    any chance of a translation of this?

    She's giving people something to talk about?


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    #387
    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users Posts: 3,682 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    Jesus this thread is gold.

    What type of world are these fcuktards living in.


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    #388
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Signore Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Jesus this thread is gold.

    What type of world are these fcuktards living in.

    Social welfare land under the protection of Pavee Point I'd imagine.


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    #389
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Anybody doing make up an hair I need an appointment asap for Saturday morning for Amara commotion pls xx


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    #390
    conor_ie
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 1,809 ✭✭✭conor_ie


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Anybody doing make up an hair I need an appointment asap for Saturday morning for Amara commotion pls xx

    Must have been some commotion! :P


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    #391
    Mollyb60
    Registered Users Posts: 6,550 ✭✭✭Mollyb60


    Whats an Amara commotion?


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