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Dumb/Great Facebook Status [No Names] - Part III

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  • #392
    Princess Calla
    Registered Users Posts: 5,769 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    Mollyb60 wrote: »
    Whats an Amara commotion?

    I presume amara is daughter's name. Commotion is communion.

    Communions are happening at the last minute, with very little notice....my friend got a weeks notice... coming up this close to Christmas is just ridiculous, but that's another thread :)


  • #393
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    "Van for sale 06 going 1000 percent needs ingerter out its stuck needs cum out new one der to go in to it ready for test other Dan dat quick sale $$$"


    From one of our brethren in the, ahem, 'unsettled' community.


  • #394
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    It's rare I come across one even I can't translate ...


    #LISTOWEL Fair 2020 My #LOVELy Dada gbh ur. Old #HABBITS Die Hard A veryyy #HEALTHYHAPPy Man dz moring gbh off ztOf to Thr Fair
    #PASSAWSYTHEDSYMYMARY
    #DONTLIKEBEGININDOORS gbh He isn't half #DELIGHYRDbWith Himself gbh #YOUEOULDGOMADINTHESELONESUMHOUSE
    #ENJOYPGXBRUNO
    72 YEARS OF AGE AND AS #FRESH
    AS A #DAISY
    Tg x bruno gbh


  • #395
    fritzelly
    Registered Users Posts: 17,230 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Utter gibberish - did they just throw the scrabble tiles in the air and write how they landed?


  • #396
    as_mo_bhosca
    Registered Users Posts: 217 ✭✭as_mo_bhosca


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    It's rare I come across one even I can't translate ...


    #LISTOWEL Fair 2020 My #LOVELy Dada gbh ur. Old #HABBITS Die Hard A veryyy #HEALTHYHAPPy Man dz moring gbh off ztOf to Thr Fair
    #PASSAWSYTHEDSYMYMARY
    #DONTLIKEBEGININDOORS gbh He isn't half #DELIGHYRDbWith Himself gbh #YOUEOULDGOMADINTHESELONESUMHOUSE
    #ENJOYPGXBRUNO
    72 YEARS OF AGE AND AS #FRESH
    AS A #DAISY
    Tg x bruno gbh

    Listowel fair 2020. My lovely dad, good bless him. Your old habits die hard. A very healthy and happy man this morning, god bless him, of to the fair.
    Pass away the day.. Something something
    Doesn't like being indoors, god bless him. He isn't half delighted with himself, god bless him.
    You'd go mad in the lonesome house. Enjoy??? Bruno. 72 years of age and as fresh as a daisy, thank god. X Bruno, god bless him.


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  • #397
    SineadSpears
    Registered Users Posts: 2,645 ✭✭✭SineadSpears


    as_mo_bhosca wrote: »
    Listowel fair 2020. My lovely dad, good bless him. Your old habits die hard. A very healthy and happy man this morning, god bless him, of to the fair.
    Pass away the day.. Something something
    Doesn't like being indoors, god bless him. He isn't half delighted with himself, god bless him.
    You'd go mad in the lonesome house. Enjoy??? Bruno. 72 years of age and as fresh as a daisy, thank god. X Bruno, god bless him.

    Everyone say hello to the owner of that FB post


  • #398
    SineadSpears
    Registered Users Posts: 2,645 ✭✭✭SineadSpears


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    It's rare I come across one even I can't translate ...


    #LISTOWEL Fair 2020 My #LOVELy Dada gbh ur. Old #HABBITS Die Hard A veryyy #HEALTHYHAPPy Man dz moring gbh off ztOf to Thr Fair
    #PASSAWSYTHEDSYMYMARY
    #DONTLIKEBEGININDOORS gbh He isn't half #DELIGHYRDbWith Himself gbh #YOUEOULDGOMADINTHESELONESUMHOUSE
    #ENJOYPGXBRUNO
    72 YEARS OF AGE AND AS #FRESH
    AS A #DAISY
    Tg x bruno gbh

    That actually hurt my eyes


  • #399
    Princess Calla
    Registered Users Posts: 5,769 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    Well I was reading gbh as grievous bodily harm.

    God bless him, puts a totally different slant on it


  • #400
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Tired tA cook sum noodles in the Michael wave but frogrot ta add the gide damn water


  • #401
    fritzelly
    Registered Users Posts: 17,230 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    I can actually interpret that


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  • #402
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,102 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    fritzelly wrote: »
    I can actually interpret that

    you have been blessed with a great gift. Make sure to only use it for good.


  • #403
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Tired tA cook sum noodles in the Michael wave but frogrot ta add the gide damn water

    Apart from the complete bastardisation of the English language here, the thought that they ended up with just hot freeze dried noodles, covered in a flavour sachet is brilliant :D


  • #404
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Eddie Stones was in Waterford Thursday night last and said the warning is soon he also said Ireland is in a bad state that 5 cities in Ireland will be hit possibly by a comet, 7 states in America will also be hit... soon the cross will appear in the sky and the Lord will appear for everyone to see for a week.. people need to go to confession to prepare for what's coming... there will be 6 weeks darkness.. only blessed candles will light. He said get medals crucifix say the rosary get enough food and fuel and water for the time of darkness.. many suicides are occuring because of abortion...but he said many will turn back and be saved..he also said get the scapulars, there's protection in that from what's coming to the world.. many will awaken and turn back to God which is a great thing..


  • #405
    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,575 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Eddie Stones was in Waterford Thursday night last and said the warning is soon he also said Ireland is in a bad state that 5 cities in Ireland will be hit possibly by a comet, 7 states in America will also be hit... soon the cross will appear in the sky and the Lord will appear for everyone to see for a week.. people need to go to confession to prepare for what's coming... there will be 6 weeks darkness.. only blessed candles will light. He said get medals crucifix say the rosary get enough food and fuel and water for the time of darkness.. many suicides are occuring because of abortion...but he said many will turn back and be saved..he also said get the scapulars, there's protection in that from what's coming to the world.. many will awaken and turn back to God which is a great thing..

    2020 can't get any worse so bring it on I say....

    God will be focusing his laser eyes on Ireland first as he doesn't like abortion.... :D


  • #406
    Bredabe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,993 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Eddie Stones was in Waterford Thursday night last and said the warning is soon he also said Ireland is in a bad state that 5 cities in Ireland will be hit possibly by a comet, 7 states in America will also be hit... soon the cross will appear in the sky and the Lord will appear for everyone to see for a week.. people need to go to confession to prepare for what's coming... there will be 6 weeks darkness.. only blessed candles will light. He said get medals crucifix say the rosary get enough food and fuel and water for the time of darkness.. many suicides are occuring because of abortion...but he said many will turn back and be saved..he also said get the scapulars, there's protection in that from what's coming to the world.. many will awaken and turn back to God which is a great thing..

    Does this person or their family/friends sell these items I wonder?


  • #407
    Ivefoundgod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,431 ✭✭✭Ivefoundgod


    Who's Eddie Stones?


  • #408
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Everyone keep your children out of school tomorrow all traveller children are geting micer chipped it’s the mark of the devil it says it on bible there doing it so they can track children that are be being stolen do not leave your children to school keep them out this world is going Rong between the coronavirse and traveling children geting stollen keep close eye on your children at all times there sick people out there


  • #409
    RLF71
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ✭RLF71


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Everyone keep your children out of school tomorrow all traveller children are geting micer chipped it’s the mark of the devil it says it on bible there doing it so they can track children that are be being stolen do not leave your children to school keep them out this world is going Rong between the coronavirse and traveling children geting stollen keep close eye on your children at all times there sick people out there

    As if someone would kidnap a Travellers child. They would be bringing them back in 15 minutes. And that microchipping mark of the beast nonsense wasn't that started in America? The Westboro Baptist Church group I think.


  • #410
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users Posts: 12,350 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Ivefoundgod wrote: »
    Who's Eddie Stones?

    Some dude probably.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #411
    Thepillowman
    Registered Users Posts: 243 ✭✭Thepillowman


    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.emmanuelhouse.ie/&ved=2ahUKEwis1sv4ot3tAhWNZxUIHX2nAsIQFjAMegQIHBAB&usg=AOvVaw1LaMw4XfiiYq5MBFrp8alD
    There ye go


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  • #412
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,102 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Everyone keep your children out of school tomorrow all traveller children are geting micer chipped it’s the mark of the devil it says it on bible there doing it so they can track children that are be being stolen do not leave your children to school keep them out this world is going Rong between the coronavirse and traveling children geting stollen keep close eye on your children at all times there sick people out there

    why are traveller children getting delicious fruit bread and I'm not?


  • #413
    silliussoddius
    Registered Users Posts: 3,701 ✭✭✭silliussoddius


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Eddie Stones was in Waterford Thursday night last and said the warning is soon he also said Ireland is in a bad state that 5 cities in Ireland will be hit possibly by a comet, 7 states in America will also be hit... soon the cross will appear in the sky and the Lord will appear for everyone to see for a week.. people need to go to confession to prepare for what's coming... there will be 6 weeks darkness.. only blessed candles will light. He said get medals crucifix say the rosary get enough food and fuel and water for the time of darkness.. many suicides are occuring because of abortion...but he said many will turn back and be saved..he also said get the scapulars, there's protection in that from what's coming to the world.. many will awaken and turn back to God which is a great thing..

    So all Irish cities will be hit. Nice of the comet to give the culchies a break.


  • #414
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Everyone keep your children out of school tomorrow all traveller children are geting micer chipped it’s the mark of the devil it says it on bible there doing it so they can track children that are be being stolen do not leave your children to school keep them out this world is going Rong between the coronavirse and traveling children geting stollen keep close eye on your children at all times there sick people out there

    I read that as minceir chipped


  • #415
    Mollyb60
    Registered Users Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mollyb60


    If I'm worried about my kids being stolen, then surely I would want them to be microchipped?


  • #416
    knucklehead6
    Registered Users Posts: 6,734 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    Mollyb60 wrote: »
    If I'm worried about my kids being stolen, then surely I would want them to be microchipped?

    It all depends. If it’s a bog standard Tracking Device microchip or the more advanced Brain and Thought Control models that are available nowadays.

    No one in their right mind wants their sistercousindaughter having one of those brain and thought control ones implanted.


  • #417
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Ivefoundgod wrote: »
    Who's Eddie Stones?

    I think Eddie needs a kick in the Stones. :D


  • #418
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    "Hate it wen ppl try ta manippleate me, I b havin nun of it"


  • #419
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    "Hate it wen ppl try ta manippleate me, I b havin nun of it"

    I see the teachers didn't get much chance to 'manippleate' that person in school.


  • #420
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    The ultimate passive aggressive status :D

    "Merry Christmas Shane , From Your (baby's name), Thanks 4 Payin 1/3 Of Her New Ipad From Mommy && Daddy.. She Loves You , #happyholidays Daddy"


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  • #421
    Princess Calla
    Registered Users Posts: 5,769 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    The ultimate passive aggressive status :D

    "Merry Christmas Shane , From Your (baby's name), Thanks 4 Payin 1/3 Of Her New Ipad From Mommy && Daddy.. She Loves You , #happyholidays Daddy"

    Well didn't she leave Shane for his second cousin or something :D


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