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€2k to €7k in a month?how??

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  • 06-05-2012 2:21am
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    harrison fraud
    Registered Users Posts: 62 ✭✭


    Long story but i only have €2k spare at the mo and need to turn it into €7k before the end of the month or i am fcuked!!!

    How do i do it??Any ideas??


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    scudzilla
    Registered Users Posts: 11,911 ✭✭✭✭scudzilla


    harrison fraud wrote: »
    Long story but i only have €2k spare at the mo and need to turn it into €7 before the end of the month or i am fcuked!!!

    How do i do it??Any ideas??

    Just give me 1,993 and you're sorted ;)


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    JaMarcus Hustle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,929 ✭✭✭JaMarcus Hustle


    Multiply it by 3.5.


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    #4
    grindle
    Registered Users Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    scudzilla wrote: »
    Just give me 1,993 and you're sorted ;)

    Astute mathematician, I see.
    Bravo.


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    #5
    Polloloca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 684 ✭✭✭Polloloca


    Buy 2k worth of lottery tickets.


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    #6
    gpjordanf1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭gpjordanf1


    harrison fraud wrote: »
    Long story but i only have €2k spare at the mo and need to turn it into €7 before the end of the month or i am fcuked!!!

    How do i do it??Any ideas??

    Oh dear you asked in AH! God bless you!


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    Jesus Nut
    Registered Users Posts: 226 ✭✭Jesus Nut


    Place the €2Grand into a house of Mirrors. All your problems will be solved then.


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    TehDagsBass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 223 ✭✭TehDagsBass


    Two spins on black - my €1k idea commission = €7k.

    God speed.







    *Not accountable for any losses incurred.


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    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    harrison fraud wrote: »
    Long story but i only have €2k spare at the mo and need to turn it into €7 before the end of the month or i am fcuked!!!

    How do i do it??Any ideas??

    Buy some good booze and drugs, have wild night out, die. Have pre arranged your body to be sold to science. Sorted


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    harrison fraud
    Registered Users Posts: 62 ✭✭harrison fraud


    scudzilla wrote: »
    Just give me 1,993 and you're sorted ;)

    :o

    fixed it Mrs. Voderman


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    Jesus Nut
    Registered Users Posts: 226 ✭✭Jesus Nut


    Seriously though, if you do figure out how to do it!!! You will be made Minister for Finance for Ireland, so just bare that in Mind.


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    #12
    Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    Buy €2k worth of sponges and fill them with water, wait until the first warm day in june and sell to obese people at the park for 3.5 times the purchase price.


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    #13
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    Your username is the answer

    21/25



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    #14
    Gandalph
    Registered Users Posts: 1,792 ✭✭✭Gandalph


    Ponzi Scheme


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    smish
    Registered Users Posts: 8 ✭smish


    harrison fraud wrote: »
    Long story but i only have €2k spare at the mo and need to turn it into €7k before the end of the month or i am fcuked!!!

    How do i do it??Any ideas??

    You cant do it. Its like asking the holy mother to stop appearing to school girls in ballinspittle! It just cant be done!!!!!!!


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    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I give you 7k tomorrow and at the end of the month you give me 12k or else you could be swimming in the Atlantic. :pac:


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    #17
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Did you kill your wife?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ11Ws3tqP0


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    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    Get yer Mickey stuck in a train door, definite claim because they should have notices not to stick yer mickey out when the doors are closing.

    21/25



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    #19
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Rent your bum out.


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    #20
    patwicklow
    Registered Users Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    I know this guy in Nigeria that will invest it for you do you want his e-mail?:)


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    #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fulham (10/11) and Spurs (5/6) both to win tomorrow. Would work out at exactly 7k for 2k if it happens.


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    TehDagsBass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 223 ✭✭TehDagsBass


    Sounds like Ann Summers stock is about to skyrocket with Carbon Nanotube out on the prowl.

    Invest it there.


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    #23
    ConorSTF
    Registered Users Posts: 119 ✭✭ConorSTF


    Step 1) €2,000 on Tottenham to beat Aston Villa @1.83 = €3,666.67.

    Step 2) €3,666.67 on Everton to beat Wolves @1.72 = €6,333.34.

    Step 3) €6333.34 on Man United to beat Swansea @1.20 = €7,600.01.

    There is your €7,000 by tomorrow evening, and €600 commission for myself.


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    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Place €2k in pocket.

    Walk to local establishment.

    Slip precariously on absently minded placed banana in establishment.

    Take court proceedings against said establishment.


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    Lima Golf
    Registered Users Posts: 794 ✭✭✭Lima Golf


    Spill...wot do u need it for??? Could u take a loan?

    If I were u I'd take my 2k and buy a 1 way ticket to Oz...


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    Soby
    Registered Users Posts: 5,977 ✭✭✭Soby


    Bet it on ireland to win the euros


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    #27
    weemcd
    Registered Users Posts: 6,412 ✭✭✭weemcd


    Buy large amounts of a recreational drug you do not use personally

    Sell said drug in smaller amounts at a higher cost

    = profit.


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    harrison fraud
    Registered Users Posts: 62 ✭✭harrison fraud


    ConorSTF wrote: »
    Step 1) €2,000 on Tottenham to beat Aston Villa @1.83 = €3,666.67.

    Step 2) €3,666.67 on Everton to beat Wolves @1.72 = €6,333.34.

    Step 3) €6333.34 on Man United to beat Swansea @1.20 = €7,600.01.

    There is your €7,000 by tomorrow evening, and €600 commission for myself.

    OK i will do this in the morning..might aswell be hung for a sheep as a lamb

    Await for a pm for your commission


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    patwicklow
    Registered Users Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    ConorSTF wrote: »
    Step 1) €2,000 on Tottenham to beat Aston Villa @1.83 = €3,666.67.

    Step 2) €3,666.67 on Everton to beat Wolves @1.72 = €6,333.34.

    Step 3) €6333.34 on Man United to beat Swansea @1.20 = €7,600.01.

    There is your €7,000 by tomorrow evening, and €600 commission for myself.

    im gonna place this bet aswell for the craic


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    ConorSTF
    Registered Users Posts: 119 ✭✭ConorSTF


    harrison fraud wrote: »
    OK i will do this in the morning..might aswell be hung for a sheep as a lamb

    Await for a pm for your commission

    Place it as a €2,000 treble because the Everton and Tottenham matches are on at the same time.

    Good luck.


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    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    harrison fraud wrote: »
    OK i will do this in the morning..might aswell be hung for a sheep as a lamb

    Await for a pm for your commission

    I'd go with the other bet before it, the one with 2 games.


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