General Thread

TheNog · 27-02-2009 12:23pm #1

Ive only just noticed there is no off topic thread in here. So here it is. You can post anything you want (within reason of course), post pics, slag each other off etc etc. You get the idea anyway.

Right so lets start coming together and see who is the real comedians of the forum.

/goes off in search of Deadwood

eroo · 27-02-2009 1:33pm

TheNog wrote: »

/goes off in search of Deadwood

Brown nose much??:P:D

I'm just waiting until someone comes in here and asks does anybody know if there will be a recruitment campaign in '09!!

(Just PM Nog and ask!)

TheNog · 27-02-2009 5:00pm

eroo wrote: »

Brown nose much??:P:D

Shoulda outlined one rule for this thread, never, never slag of THE NOG

I'm just waiting until someone comes in here and asks does anybody know if there will be a recruitment campaign in '09!!

(Just PM Nog and ask!)

No PMs to me please!!!! Its like everyone thinks Im Facthna

joanne30 wrote: »

Just wondering I just bought a new car, waiting for insurance disc /tax to be issued.How much time do the Gardai give you to have them?

-1 to Joanne. this is not a funny post!!!

for the disc you should have it on your windscreen within 10 days. You may also be asked to produce the certificate within 10 days at a station.

eroo · 27-02-2009 6:07pm

TheNog wrote: »

Shoulda outlined one rule for this thread, never, never slag of THE NOG

Now he's up his own behind!:D:pac:

Ok I'll stop now.. we're all very grateful and not worthy of 'THE NOG'.:D

TheNog · 27-02-2009 8:44pm

eroo wrote: »

Now he's up his own behind!:D:pac:

your on the right path to a smacked arse

deadwood · 27-02-2009 8:48pm

TheNog wrote: »

Right so lets start coming together and see who is the real comedians of the forum.
/goes off in search of Deadwood

You see, if you're going to make it that easy . . .
Yes, i'm 14.

eroo wrote: »

Brown nose much??:P:D

How do you think he became commissioner?

TheNog wrote: »

No PMs to me please!!!! Its like everyone thinks Im Facthna

But...you...said....

I feel so used.

eroo wrote: »

Now he's up his own behind!.

I'll give Biffo another 7% to see that!

TheNog · 27-02-2009 10:11pm

deadwood wrote: »

You see, if you're going to make it that easy . . .
Yes, i'm 14.

Just providing you with the material to get started.

But...you...said....

I feel so used.

You should be used to it. Your in the guards!!!

I'll give Biffo another 7% to see that!

jeez well if your earning that much you can give it to me!!!

eroo · 28-02-2009 12:03am

TheNog wrote: »

your on the right path to a smacked arse

Alias B · 28-02-2009 11:58am

Ye're all abit mad in here it seems - im waiting on that bloody call, whats yere excuse!??????

:p:p:p

Alias B · 28-02-2009 1:01pm

joanne30 wrote: »

My excuse is Im not waiting for call, waiting for recruitment..
The rest of them I'd say it has something to do with 7% gone from there earnings and the other thinks he's Fachtna Murphy....:D

HAHAAHAAAAA!!!!!!! We all have our crosses to bare!!!!

CuteStuff · 02-03-2009 2:33pm

Is this The Nogs way of getting his boots shined again? If you can hurry up my application I'll shine anything you want!!!

CuteStuff · 02-03-2009 2:45pm

joanne30 wrote: »

me too.. anything within reason!!

Haha! You have just made my innocent post seem so dirty now!!!

TheNog · 02-03-2009 8:54pm

CuteStuff wrote: »

Is this The Nogs way of getting his boots shined again? If you can hurry up my application I'll shine anything you want!!!

Are you trying to destroy my innocence????

Anyways "Canvassing will Disqualify". Learn that cos its on the bottom of the application form

:pac::P

eroo · 02-03-2009 9:00pm

TheNog wrote: »

Anyways "Canvassing will Disqualify". Learn that cos its on the bottom of the application form :pac::P

I took note of that.. that's why I wasn't polishing nuthin'!!:D

eroo · 02-03-2009 10:12pm

joanne30 wrote: »

If your not willing to oblige eroo, fire brigade are recruiting:D:D:D

But.. but.. I know what I want!:(

Feckin Dub!:p:D

eroo · 02-03-2009 10:19pm

joanne30 wrote: »

if your not a team player!!!!!!!!!

Fine joanne:rolleyes:, you've twisted my arm!:D

eroo · 02-03-2009 10:25pm

joanne30 wrote: »

damn you.. easy clare men.. You could of held out a little longer:D

That wouldn't have been very 'team player like', now would it?;):p

Just noticed that PAS have stopped recruiting for Garda Reserve! There's a couple of other things up, but none read 'Garda Trainee'..:(

eroo · 02-03-2009 10:34pm

joanne30 wrote: »

It will happen just give it a little time, keep the faith.;)

Well done on the team player thing you Passed.:D

TheNog · 02-03-2009 11:17pm

joanne30 wrote: »

easy clare men..

so true. they'd roll over for a belly rub

eroo · 03-03-2009 12:16am

TheNog wrote: »

so true. they'd roll over for a belly rub

And whats wrong with a belly rub?:D

Offaly...? Didn't know they had men.. or women there.. or anyone for that matter!

TheNog · 03-03-2009 12:42am

joanne30 wrote: »

don't get me started on men from Offaly, shine there boots and there anybodys..

Not entirely true. Sure we are all a bit of an Adonis in Offaly

eroo wrote: »

Offaly...? Didn't know they had men.. or women there.. or anyone for that matter!

Oh theres men alright, even the women look like men too

CuteStuff · 03-03-2009 9:53am

TheNog wrote: »

Are you trying to destroy my innocence????

Anyways "Canvassing will Disqualify". Learn that cos its on the bottom of the application form :pac::P

Was there any innocence to destroy?

CuteStuff · 03-03-2009 10:07am

joanne30 wrote: »

I doubt it, all Offaly men are known for one thing:D I mean one little thing

Look!!! I found the culprit, its this Joanne one, destroying our innocence!!! Boards/Joanne will corrupt me yet!!!!

:D:D:D:D

TheNog · 03-03-2009 10:59am

CuteStuff wrote: »

Boards/Joanne will corrupt me yet!!!! :D:D:D:D

Is there anything left to corrupt??

joanne30 wrote: »

Don't know what your talking about I was refering to TheNogs little boots....:p

Size doesnt matter its all about how you shine them

Jeez this thread went downhill fast :pac:

CuteStuff · 03-03-2009 11:04am

Blame Joanne!!! Lowered the tone, she has! :pac:

TheNog · 03-03-2009 12:02pm

joanne30 wrote: »

All blame the new girl.

"Size doesnt matter its all about how you shine them" I'll take your word on that...

Is this you Joanne?

:D:D:D

CuteStuff · 03-03-2009 12:20pm

I'm gonna have to stop reading this thread. My innocence won't allow me to understand the cartoon.... :rolleyes:

TheNog · 03-03-2009 1:22pm

Ok so now the two dirty minded girls are gone

her is a couple of posts I stole from the ES General thread. Funny stuff

metman wrote: »

Ah the old days of innocence and Ladybird books....

Also in the same series:

CLADA wrote: »

In the interest of assisting the careers of all uniform members on boards who aspire to be detectives I have decided to post the official DDU guide.
Here is the introduction and chapters 1&2. The remaining chapters will be posted over the coming days.

There WILL be an exam in early April, as with all Garda exams strict rules apply. PM me for the paper.

Official DDU Guide

By: D/Inspector Gravy Trainer

Mission Statement
To achieve the highest attainable level of
Overtime, Sub, Travel and Free Grub
Introduction

With reference to the above, please find the Official DDU Guide compiled by D/Inspector Gravy Trainer for issue to all new DDU members. Please destroy (by eating) this document as soon as you’ve memorised it. Under no circumstances should this document fall into the greasy hands of any wooden tops (uniform members).

Chapter 1 – Useful Phrases

• We’re on the grub

• We’re on enquiries

• We’re on files

• We’re in court

• We’re on escorts

• We’re DDU

Chapter 2 – Suitable Attire

• Tweed Jacket (patches are not optional and must be worn at all times)

• Brown Shoes

• Moustache (optional, but must be worn for court and conferences)

TheNog · 03-03-2009 1:25pm

almost forgot the ending

CLADA wrote: »

Chapters 3 & 4

Chapter 3 – Diet

• Coffee

• Full Irish (wooden tops will provide breakfast between 8am and 10pm daily)

• Biscuits (also provided by wooden tops at selected stations)

• Chicken Curry (beef and prawn also acceptable)

Note: Under no circumstances should any DDU member attempt to approach a dishwasher to avoid back problems in later life.

Chapter 4 – Equipment

• Radio (must be switched off at all times to avoid harmful radiation)

• Phone (as above)

• Gun (must be visible at all times)

• Notebook and pen (optional)

• Hair Comb

• File cover (always useful for carrying newspaper)

• Newspaper (peepholes can be cut out for surveillance)

Useful Tip:

To ensure that gun is visible at all times, purchase a suit jacket one size too small.

CuteStuff · 03-03-2009 2:31pm

TheNog wrote: »

Ok so now the two dirty minded girls are gone her is a couple of posts I stole from the ES General thread. Funny stuff

What two are you calling dirty minded?! :rolleyes:

CuteStuff · 03-03-2009 6:13pm

joanne30 wrote: »

He's refering to you and I, dirty was a mistake it's ladys he mean't..

I'm not dirty!!! I had a shower this morning!!! :pac: I feel like I'm being picked on. :rolleyes:

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