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Big Arse?

  • 16-11-2019 5:45pm
    #1
    frosty123
    Registered Users Posts: 565 ✭✭✭


    Is a big fat arse on a lady a dealbreaker or dealmaker for you?

    *This is important research


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  • #2
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,055 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    How big are we talking?


  • #3
    Addle
    Registered Users Posts: 4,812 ✭✭✭Addle


    Big or fat?
    Big difference.


  • #4
    holy guacamole
    Registered Users Posts: 348 ✭✭holy guacamole


    Big, firm and phat = dealmaker.

    Big, wobbly and fat = dealbreaker


  • #5
    frosty123
    Registered Users Posts: 565 ✭✭✭frosty123


    The girl im seeing is...plump. .very pretty face, nice boobs, nice hair, nice clean skin
    ......BUT...a big arse, that makes a three seater sofa a two seater :-(

    ...she's also got a jelly belly


  • #6
    BENDYBINN
    Registered Users Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭BENDYBINN


    Marry her ...she’s probably a great cook!


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  • #7
    Gonad
    Registered Users Posts: 654 ✭✭✭Gonad


    Big ass is good. Ever since my dad left his video in the VCR when I was a young fella .

    Phatt Ass Hood Rats

    I was hooked ever since .


  • #8
    Tell me how
    Registered Users Posts: 21,517 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Show her this thread and let her go find someone she deserves.

    You're not at fault for not being physically attractive to a particular body shape, it's pretty insulting and moronic though to ask strangers on the internet to guide you in determining what is attractive or not.


  • #9
    frosty123
    Registered Users Posts: 565 ✭✭✭frosty123


    Its sciencetific research ok


  • #10
    Jurgen The German
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,220 ✭✭✭Jurgen The German


    Op, is it because your penor looks titchy in the presence of her booty and you are feeling insecure?


  • #11
    Oasis1974
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Oasis1974




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  • #12
    Good jib!
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭Good jib!


    Only you can say. If it’s something you find unattractive about your OH then you should probably end the relationship. It’ll only get more unattractive after the initial lovey-dovey period wears off.

    Unless of course you don’t think you can do any better, in which case hold on to her.


  • #13
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,683 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Jurgen The German wrote: »
    Op, is it because your penor looks titchy in the presence of her booty and you are feeling insecure?

    "Senor penor and the case of the massive rump"
    If that isn't a great movie name I dunno what is!


  • #14
    Eircom_Sucks
    Registered Users Posts: 3,193 ✭✭✭Eircom_Sucks


    Best rides from chunky birds


  • #15
    corks finest
    Registered Users Posts: 8,627 ✭✭✭corks finest


    frosty123 wrote:
    Is a big fat arse on a lady a dealbreaker or dealmaker for you?

    Walk


  • #16
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,065 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Oasis1974 wrote: »

    Jesus..

    10c65289-c4ef-4c3a-8c98-488ea6bf4d21.jpg

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #17
    frosty123
    Registered Users Posts: 565 ✭✭✭frosty123


    Is there anyway a woman's bum can be made ...less wide?

    Excercise, diet.....a vice?


  • #18
    noby
    Registered Users Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭noby


    I feel like I've stumbled into After Hours by mistake...


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    The sooner the whole big arse phenomenon is over the better though, really like..


  • #20
    AG041
    Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭AG041


    Instagram seems to be pushing the huge ass thing (Kardashians etc).
    Not for me . . .


  • #21
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,065 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    This stuff comes and goes with fashion. Hourglass was the thing in the 40's and 50's, thin was in by the 60's with Twiggy and all that. In the 80's and for much of the 90's it was all about the legs, then the focus went to the belly, or lack thereof, all toned four packs to the fore(Jennifer Lopez' arse being an exception, but she still sported the toned tum), then it went to the photoshopped arse awkwardly thrust out on instagram which is where we are now.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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  • #22
    nkl12xtw5goz70
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭nkl12xtw5goz70


    Don't get this obsession myself, which seems to be a product of American hip-hop culture.


  • #23
    magic_murph
    Registered Users Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭magic_murph


    frosty123 wrote: »
    Is there anyway a woman's bum can be made ...less wide?

    Excercise, diet.....a vice?

    Buy her a few pairs of spanks.


  • #24
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    First they came for the socialists...



  • #25
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Wibbs wrote: »
    This stuff comes and goes with fashion. Hourglass was the thing in the 40's and 50's, thin was in by the 60's with Twiggy and all that. In the 80's and for much of the 90's it was all about the legs, then the focus went to the belly, or lack thereof, all toned four packs to the fore(Jennifer Lopez' arse being an exception, but she still sported the toned tum), then it went to the photoshopped arse awkwardly thrust out on instagram which is where we are now.

    It might come and go in popular media however will the nurture of being told one thing is more attractive override the nature that tells me big breasts and big asses are epic?

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    Feisar wrote: »
    It might come and go in popular media however will the nurture of being told one thing is more attractive override the nature that tells me big breasts and big asses are epic?

    Dude, it's just fat chick propaganda that has you thinking that in the first place..

    Bloody Kardashians..and that one that was all about the bass..
    Between that, the lip filler and the eyebrow situation, I dunno..no wonder I'm single..

    (It's definitely the women's fault and not down to social ineptitude like..)


  • #27
    The Satanist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭The Satanist


    Cute and shapely.


  • #28
    The Satanist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭The Satanist


    OH HELLO MIRROR


  • #29
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,037 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    I like a woman with a big ass but I don't like a big ass woman.


  • #30
    lawred2
    Registered Users Posts: 24,258 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    frosty123 wrote: »
    The girl im seeing is...plump. .very pretty face, nice boobs, nice hair, nice clean skin
    ......BUT...a big arse, that makes a three seater sofa a two seater :-(

    ...she's also got a jelly belly

    So she's a fattie?


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  • #31
    pablo128
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,221 ✭✭✭pablo128


    You want an arse that you could bounce pennies off.


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