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The perfect sandwich

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    #122
    chrissb8
    Registered Users Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭chrissb8


    Sliced pan bread is for people who don't know how to enjoy life.


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    #123
    Filmer Paradise
    Registered Users Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    Lucyfur wrote: »
    Good jesus I love sandwiches.

    White bread, butter, mayo, cheddar, red onion, tomato. Salt and white pepper on the tomato. And salt and vinegar tayto.

    The Christmas night sandwich is my favourite meal of the year. Poppy seeded crusty bread, butter, small but of turkey, plenty of ham and stuffing and some sprouts. The sprouts must be sliced thinly andstir fried with a bit of onion and sesame seeds.

    You were going well there..... and then you mentioned Sprouts!😮


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    #124
    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    The perfect sandwich depends on your mood and the time of day. But fresh bread and proper butter are the essential groundwork for having one.

    If it was a last meal/sandwich type of situation I'd go with grilled Turkey, Pastrami, mozzarella cheese, a 2nd stronger cheese, rocket, some diced peppers, tomato, potato salad, garlic mayo, a little hot sauce with cheese and onion crisps. :)

    But if going for something quick it'd be 1 meat, 1 cheese, 1 salad, 1 sauce.


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    #125
    Snow Garden
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Snow Garden


    JayZeus wrote: »
    Avocado is not a common foodstuff. Show me any shop in Ireland selling locally grown avocados and I’ll dip my hat in mashed avocados and eat it in a sandwich.

    It’s food for posers and hipsters.

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/aug/12/hispters-handle-unpalatable-truth-avocado-toast
    Can hipsters stomach the unpalatable truth about avocado toast?


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    #126
    BeepBeep67
    Registered Users Posts: 8,079 ✭✭✭BeepBeep67


    Has anyone mentioned the 2 slices of buttered batch, 6 fish fingers with hollandaise and a bucket of tea?


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    igCorcaigh
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 11,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭igCorcaigh


    https://twitter.com/DylanTeeBH/status/1173584657474043904?s=19


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    #128
    igCorcaigh
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 11,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭igCorcaigh


    BeepBeep67 wrote: »
    Has anyone mentioned the 2 slices of buttered batch, 6 fish fingers with hollandaise and a bucket of tea?

    This, but with bearnaise


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    #129
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    igCorcaigh wrote: »
    This, but with bearnaise

    Chrxst we've lost the run of ourselves with hollandaise, bearnaise sauce and the like :pac:

    What's wrong with red or brown sauce...


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    marcbrophy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    BeepBeep67 wrote: »
    Has anyone mentioned the 2 slices of buttered batch, 6 fish fingers with hollandaise and a bucket of tea?

    Sounds amazing!
    At 36, I only recently discovered that I like hollandaise.
    All those wasted times I could have ordered the eggs Benedict :D


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    #131
    Steve F
    Registered Users Posts: 1,852 ✭✭✭Steve F


    Guy Person wrote: »
    White bread, butter and King crisps. Walkers Ready Salted Anything else is just notions.

    FYP :D


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    #132
    Steve F
    Registered Users Posts: 1,852 ✭✭✭Steve F


    BeepBeep67 wrote: »
    Has anyone mentioned the 2 slices of buttered batch, 6 fish fingers with hollandaise and a bucket of tea?

    Tae!


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    #133
    MetzgerMeister
    Registered Users Posts: 19,854 ✭✭✭✭MetzgerMeister


    BeepBeep67 wrote: »
    Has anyone mentioned the 2 slices of buttered batch, 6 fish fingers with hollandaise and a bucket of tea?

    Don't hate me but add cripsy bacon to this and it's immense!!!


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    #134
    tayto lover
    Registered Users Posts: 51,485 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Another fav of mine is ham, cheese, iceberg lettuce, tomato, red onion and a little coleslaw on thick granary bread.


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    #135
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Few years ago had myself a BAT sandwich whilst visiting Spain - but not the flying type rather the Spanish equivalent of Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato.

    Rustic type bread with Spanish Bacon, locally grown Avocados and Tomatoes

    Just thinking about it is making me hungry ;)


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    #136
    Ryath
    Registered Users Posts: 3,372 ✭✭✭Ryath


    A proper Double Decker Toasted Club Sandwich on Johnson Mooney and O'Briens Doorstep bread, Real chicken breast pieces, Crispy Bacon, Egg, Lettuce, Tomato and red onion. I'm hungry now after writing that will have to go shopping for ingredients later!


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    #137
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Crisp iceberg lettuce cool mayo and cucumber offset by hot habanero spicy meatballs and molten cheese. It’s the thunberg melt


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    #138
    the beer revolu
    Registered Users Posts: 16,757 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    Just had epic sandwiches for lunch with my mum.
    White bread (proper, traditional white burnt top pan), freshly roast chicken(still warm), butterhead lettuce, Rebel Chilli barrel aged hotsauce, bit of mayonnaise.


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    #139
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,695 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The shape of a sandwich is important

    some people think triangles taste better, others think you should trim the edges


    they are wrong

    the best shape is circular

    some unleavened bread covered in special tomato sauce and topped with four types of cheese, stick it in wood fired oven until its ready

    serve with copious quantities of beer



    but if you can't wait then a sandwich is good

    fresh batch loaf with crusty edges and make a chip butty with proper chipper chips


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    #140
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,695 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    dxhound2005 wrote: »
    Clean out your toaster.
    That's what the crumb tray is for.


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    #141
    MadYaker
    Registered Users Posts: 12,140 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    At Electric Picnic a few years ago I got a sandwich on sour dough toasted bread, smoked duck fillet thinly sliced with a horseradish and tomato relish and some sort of smoked cheese as well. I think there some strange type of red lettuce on it too. Hands down one of the best sandwiches that has ever passed my lips. I still remember it. That place doesn't have a stall at the festival anymore unfortunately.


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    #142
    Peatys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭Peatys


    MadYaker wrote: »
    At Electric Picnic a few years ago I got a sandwich on sour dough toasted bread, smoked duck fillet thinly sliced with a horseradish and tomato relish and some sort of smoked cheese as well. I think there some strange type of red lettuce on it too. Hands down one of the best sandwiches that has ever passed my lips. I still remember it. That place doesn't have a stall at the festival anymore unfortunately.

    Drugs are an excellent aperitif


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    #143
    Neames
    Registered Users Posts: 951 ✭✭✭Neames


    BDI wrote: »
    Twins

    Friend of mine had sex with twins.

    How do you tell them apart? I asked.

    Well Barbie has a small tattoo and Brian has a moustache.


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    #144
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Two slices of heavily buttered toast with 8 cheap sausages and a load of brown sauce.


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    #145
    Yamanoto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    Slice pan bread with a lasagne filling.

    The lasagndwich.


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    #146
    LirW
    Registered Users Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    Grilled cheese all day long. Extra nice with a little bit of berries or berry jam in it.


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    #147
    bitofabind
    Registered Users Posts: 939 ✭✭✭bitofabind


    Lightly toasted multi-seed bread, mayo, roast chicken fresh out of the oven, avocado, streaky bacon, plum tomatoes with a side of hunky dorys and a big glass of cold orange juice.

    I'm so turned on.


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    #148
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    A sandwich is supposed to be uncomplicated, handheld, and convenient -- not some culinary farce that requires a selection of cutlery and protective wear to consume.


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    #149
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Stilton and crisp bacon with mustard leaf greens


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    #150
    MadYaker
    Registered Users Posts: 12,140 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    Peatys wrote: »
    Drugs are an excellent aperitif

    Took me a while to get the words out alright


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    #151
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No salad, it’s all good from there.


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