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Why Are All Irish Birds U Meet In Pubs/clubs Stuck Up??

  • 12-04-2002 1:07pm
    #1
    Im_a_toaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭


    WHY ARE ALL IRISH BIRDS U MEET IN PUBS/CLUBS STUCK UP??


    I HAVE NOTICED THIS ALL THE TIME WHEN GO UP TO CHAT UP A BIRD


Comments

  • #2
    seamus
    Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Don't be so eager to chat them up. Half of the girls that you're going over to have boyfriends. Trust me. I don't know anyone who has scored by going straight up to a girl and slobbering all over her shoes. Just go out, get merry drunk, and have a laugh. Either the girls will come to you, or you'll 'meet' one of them by accident. Women hate random men coming up and talking to them with the look of a sex-starved rabbit in their eyes. The ones I know do anyway.

    :)

    (This should really be moved/locked/renamed)


  • #3
    Im_a_toaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭Im_a_toaster


    YEAH BUT I DONT GO UP TO EVERY GIRL IN THE PLACE LIKE A SEX STARVED RABBIT AND SLOBBER ON THERE SHOES. I AM JUST LOOKING FOR A NICE GIRL WITH BIG TITS


  • #4
    jimmy jim jim
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭jimmy jim jim


    seamus u obviously never get any either. the reason probs is ur both as ugly as a dogs b*ll*oks!!


  • #5
    ToxicPaddy
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,764 Mod ✭✭✭✭ToxicPaddy


    Originally posted by Im_a_toaster
    I AM JUST LOOKING FOR A NICE GIRL WITH BIG TITS

    good to see your needs are simple... :D


  • #6
    jimmy_the_hat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭jimmy_the_hat


    realax there seamus theres an art to chattin up u havent got it have u ?


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  • #7
    Im_a_toaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭Im_a_toaster


    YES PLAIN AND SIMPLE


  • #8
    seamus
    Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Originally posted by jimmy_the_hat
    realax there seamus theres an art to chattin up u havent got it have u ?

    Never had to chat a girl up. ;) Will never need to again, mr hat. ;)


  • #9
    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Originally posted by Im_a_toaster
    YEAH BUT I DONT GO UP TO EVERY GIRL IN THE PLACE LIKE A SEX STARVED RABBIT AND SLOBBER ON THERE SHOES. I AM JUST LOOKING FOR A NICE GIRL WITH BIG TITS

    Is your caps lock key broken???
    From the way you speak I can tell you all the girls I know would act stuck up if you approached them. D'ya ever think you might be the problem here??


  • #10
    Im_a_toaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭Im_a_toaster


    DR LOON, U CAN GO SUCK MY ASS


  • #11
    Monty - the one and only
    Registered Users Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    I have noticed a muppet problem


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