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25-08-2014, 22:50   #8191
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Nope. I want a thing calling my auntie Sarah. GET TO WORK!
I could probably train a parrot to say it if you want...
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25-08-2014, 22:54   #8192
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Nope. I want a thing calling my auntie Sarah. GET TO WORK!
I'm pretty sure my girlfriend should have a say in this! And neither of us can afford to be parents anyway.
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25-08-2014, 22:56   #8193
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I'm pretty sure my girlfriend should have a say in this! And neither of us can afford to be parents anyway.
Condoms are 7 eur a pack where I work

I think at those prices itd be cheaper to have a few rugrats running about the place
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25-08-2014, 22:58   #8194
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Condoms are 7 eur a pack where I work

I think at those prices itd be cheaper to have a few rugrats running about the place
Boots for the win. They usually do deals where you get 2 packs of 12 for the price of one, or close enough to that.
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25-08-2014, 22:59   #8195
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Shouldn't be having sex if you don't intend to procreate.

God gets quite irate when a sperm is wasted don't you know?
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25-08-2014, 23:02   #8196
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What about periods then?
Periods are God's way of punishing those selfish girls who do not add to His divine flock.
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I think the last time I bought condoms was 4 months ago. May as well be a virgin again.
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26-08-2014, 04:24   #8198
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Just cause JP said that. doest anyone else feel like that when you spend too long not doing it. Cause i said that to someone the otherday.

I'll grab my coat
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26-08-2014, 08:57   #8199
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I'm pretty sure my girlfriend should have a say in this! And neither of us can afford to be parents anyway.
Im starting a rumour youre gonna be a daddy now.

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26-08-2014, 16:47   #8200
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Im starting a rumour youre gonna be a daddy now.

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You wouldn't!!
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I've been thinking for ages about what tattoo I wanna get. I had settled on a serotonin molecule for ages but now I'm thinking a tattoo of 'Music Is My Radar' That seems so cool to me. What do y'all think?
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My feet are in agony and I threw up in work. Today's going great! Gonna curl up and knit now
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26-08-2014, 19:09   #8203
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I've been thinking for ages about what tattoo I wanna get. I had settled on a serotonin molecule for ages but now I'm thinking a tattoo of 'Music Is My Radar' That seems so cool to me. What do y'all think?
That'll be the worst tattoo ever when you go deaf when you're caught in a horrific explosion.
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So lads if your feeling like a virgin-CONGRATZ you actually are
Wonderful news
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26-08-2014, 19:19   #8205
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Apparently female virginity is a physical thing and male virginity is a state of mind qccording to some study somewhere

So lads if your feeling like a virgin-CONGRATZ you actually are
So I guess in future if I'm asked I can just say "Well, I feel like one." and let them draw their own conclusions then.
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