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22-11-2020, 18:41   #4186
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Upon seeing my new tattoo, my angered spouse retaliated by getting a breast reduction; it was tit for tat.
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Played scrabble with the wife yesterday, it's the only way i can get a word in.
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Not a one liner joke per say but, didn't know where else to put it...Read the entire thread

https://twitter.com/MangoDassle/stat...21397039783936
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I asked a few people to explain LBGTQ, but no one could give me a straight answer.
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Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.
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I only ever managed to reverse park successfully once, which was on my driving test, and I haven’t looked back since.
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Decked the halls today, other halls better watch out
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Not a one liner joke per say but, didn't know where else to put it...Read the entire thread

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One of the best nicknames I ever heard was a local Cork gaa team. Two brothers were playing and the older one was nicknamed Chilli. The reason was that the brothers name was Con and their surname was Carnet.... Chilli Con Carney.

Another one was the corner back was nicknamed Shergar. Thought it was to do with speed or pedigree... Nope, simply was when needed he was never to be found.
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After 14 failed job interviews, I'm beginning to think that my lucky tracksuit isn't so lucky.
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Ryan Tubridy deserves his €500,000 a year salary.
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The bug-eyed boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Dad, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'.
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