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Accidentally on purpose

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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,327 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    85603 wrote: »
    jealous?

    its not like cock is hard to get.

    hunky dories are probably more difficult to get than several flavors of cock.

    Tell that to weasel, she said it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Tell that to weasel, she said it.

    Is weasel The Nidge?


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,327 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Is weasel The Nidge?

    :eek:

    Plot twist!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,402 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    I was shafted out of a job in order for one of the directors to parachute their dullard son into management role in the company. I found out the day I arrived back from holidays.

    Move on 7 years and I'm in Burger King in the airport departure lounge and spot the guy sitting with his family (thick son there too) at a table.
    I ordered the biggest Coke they had, loosened the lid and popped it onto a tray and wandered over to his direction...."Ah Jim! Long time no see...!!!Oooopsss!!" Splash! Every drop tipped straight onto his lap.

    Poor fooker died about 6 months later. I thought he was looking a bit peaky.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,327 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    humberklog wrote: »
    I was shafted out of a job in order for one of the directors to parachute their dullard son into management role in the company. I found out the day I arrived back from holidays.

    Move on 7 years and I'm in Burger King in the airport departure lounge and spot the guy sitting with his family (thick son there too) at a table.
    I ordered the biggest Coke they had, loosened the lid and popped it onto a tray and wandered over to his direction...."Ah Jim! Long time no see...!!!Oooopsss!!" Splash! Every drop tipped straight onto his lap.

    Poor fooker died about 6 months later. I thought he was looking a bit peaky.

    So ... you accidentally on purpose killed your ex boss? I hope you went back for the dullard son too!


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,402 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    So ... you accidentally on purpose killed your ex boss? I hope you went back for the dullard son too!

    It was him told me about his dad dying. He said his dad came back from Spain in a coffin 6 months after I met them. Never even mentioned the coke incident.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,327 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    humberklog wrote: »
    It was him told me about his dad dying. He said his dad came back from Spain in a coffin 6 months after I met them. Never even mentioned the coke incident.

    I was only taking the piss, I didn't think you'd actually killed him.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,526 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    I was only taking the piss, I didn't think you'd actually killed him.

    I guess we’ll never know for sure.

    The tide is turning…



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,002 ✭✭✭JoChervil


    I guess we’ll never know for sure.

    Yeah, it might have been coke cock poisoning... or e.coli


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,327 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I guess we’ll never know for sure.

    Very strange.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Details?

    Oh I dare not for fear of the dreaded ban hammer.


    :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,327 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Oh I dare not for fear of the dreaded ban hammer.


    :p

    I'm disappointed. :(


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I'm disappointed. :(

    I could make something up? Like a bedtime story?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,526 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    I could make something up? Like a bedtime story?

    Bedtime tales by Fonda Cox

    The tide is turning…



  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,010 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Mod:

    Can we move on folks, don't be bringing up things that happened in other forums please. Thanks


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,402 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Please don’t tell us you were working in the Burgerking? Maybe he died of mortification for you.

    Nah, but nothing wrong with working there or anywhere in my opinion. I wouldn't be embarrassed to work in BK. You're indoors, easy public transport to and from work and good job security with potential. What's not to like?

    But no, I was heading off on a well earned holiday from my Contacts Manager job in a Civil Engineering firm.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Closed for review


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