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My first go - title "The Madman?"

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  • #62
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Probably the greatest thread ever created.


  • #63
    Frisbee
    Registered Users Posts: 23,561 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Dave! wrote: »
    Probably the greatest thread ever created.

    Without a doubt


  • #64
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,715 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    It's a pity that due to boards.ie's new Terms & Conditions the OP won't see a penny from this and Dev and his buddies will take all the credit.


  • #65
    Moneymaker
    Registered Users Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Moneymaker


    Epic thread is epic.


  • #66
    padraiggg
    Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭padraiggg


    wow a good thing i looked on here today thanks for the things you said, dave i like your picture and good idea not to put his face on there i see you drew him in his killing hat good choice sorry for not writing more i have been busy but will trya nd write some more soon as i want to know what happens!


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  • #67
    Paul Tergat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,732 ✭✭✭✭Paul Tergat


    padraiggg wrote: »
    wow a good thing i looked on here today thanks for the things you said, dave i like your picture and good idea not to put his face on there i see you drew him in his killing hat good choice sorry for not writing more i have been busy but will trya nd write some more soon as i want to know what happens!

    Brilliant, we want more Trent!


  • #68
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    padraiggg wrote: »
    Trent asked him about what had happened and then killed him just then the ambassadors wife came in. You could tell she fancied trent "Your a woman.Normally i would either have sex with you or kill you" siad trent "but i'm out of bullets". She smiled and started walking towards him. CRACK! Trent broke her neck with a sickening karate chop that probably would of even killed a man or any animal you can think of, a lion easily. not an elephant lets not be silly but it was a hard chop.

    I think I just broke a laughing bone....:D


  • #69
    Mr Velo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭Mr Velo


    padraiggg wrote: »
    wow a good thing i looked on here today thanks for the things you said, dave i like your picture and good idea not to put his face on there i see you drew him in his killing hat good choice sorry for not writing more i have been busy but will trya nd write some more soon as i want to know what happens!

    Great to see you back... looking forward to the next installment.
    Legendary stuff! :D:D


  • #70
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,774 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    There probably was logs in the stream thought Trent, but I'm not touching them with my eyes! "haha thought Trent. Trent sat on a log. Because of his legs were tired. CRACK! A noise went. CRACK! Like a mouse's spine breaking. Trent turned round at mouse height expecting to see one with a broke back. It was a broken twig though with a foot on it. Trent thought that was probably what broke it. He looked up the foot and up the leg the foot was on and then up again until he saw the face of a beautiful woman. Then Trent had sex with her " hahaha" Thought Trent.
    bravo.jpg

    Just superb stuff... looking forward to more!


  • #71
    Lazare
    Registered Users Posts: 4,412 ✭✭✭Lazare


    padraiggg wrote: »
    will trya nd write some more soon as i want to know what happens!

    LOL, I love you padraiggg.


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  • #72
    Lazare
    Registered Users Posts: 4,412 ✭✭✭Lazare


    It's funny but post #1 makes heaps more sense now that I've gotten to know Trent.

    It seems to make better sense towards the end of the story than the beginning, what y'all think?


  • #73
    Moneymaker
    Registered Users Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Moneymaker


    All I can say is;

    MOAR.jpg


  • #74
    Rekop dog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,584 ✭✭✭Rekop dog


    Lazare wrote: »
    It's funny but post #1 makes heaps more sense now that I've gotten to know Trent.

    It seems to make better sense towards the end of the story than the beginning, what y'all think?

    Yeah he's definitely misunderstood!


  • #75
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    padraiggg wrote: »
    "hmmm a bit too easy a guard dog with a malady of discontent and a henchman on his first day" Trent was even more on his guard than usual which is a lot.

    Amazing...So glad I found this thread...


  • #76
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    Thanked 110 Times in 12 Posts

    Shall we announce padraiggg as winner of boards or give it a few days?


  • #77
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    electrogrimey wrote: »
    Shall we announce padraiggg as winner of boards or give it a few days?
    Why wait?


  • #78
    mia1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 51 ✭✭mia1


    padraiggg wrote: »
    Trent looked at his trousers a bit of mud was on them. Now he was really mad someone was going to pay. €3.50 for dry cleaning and a karate chopped face.

    :D


  • #79
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Dave! wrote: »
    Why wait?


    :eek:

    Can I have that signature!!!??????

    :eek:

    The awesomeness of Trent needs to be spread!


  • #80
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Also subscribing. Funny shit.


  • #81
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    The awesomeness of Trent needs to be spread!

    I tried in AH but Zohan wasn't having any of it.


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  • #82
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    :eek:

    Can I have that signature!!!??????

    :eek:

    The awesomeness of Trent needs to be spread!

    Work away !


  • #83
    jiltloop
    Registered Users Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    Brilliant! Glad this was stickied in AH otherwise I would never have come across it. I think he might have a career opportunity in this.


  • #84
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    jiltloop wrote: »
    Brilliant! Glad this was stickied in AH otherwise I would never have come across it. I think he might have a career opportunity in this.

    Ah he stickied my thread! I take back my previous comment. I wonder why he changed his mind...or maybe someone else stickied it. Either way, result for Trent!


  • #85
    Reginald P. DuM
    Registered Users Posts: 1,316 ✭✭✭Reginald P. DuM


    Trent, what a guy!!

    Fair play to ya Padraiggg your entertaining us.. I'm just wondering who would be best to play Trent when he gets onto the big screen...

    Sean Penn.
    Johnny Depp maybe.. Or Ricky Gervais.. A chubby English Trent.. :D

    Don't change anything!!


  • #86
    namloc1980
    Registered Users Posts: 18,064 ✭✭✭✭namloc1980


    padraiggg wrote: »
    "can i see your invitation" said one of the men. This was a silly thing to say firstly Trent obviasly didnt have an invitation, secondly he wouldnt of gone to that party and thirdly it made Trent say "yes heres my invitation" and kill them all with his gun.
    padraiggg wrote: »
    "Your a woman.Normally i would either have sex with you or kill you" siad trent "but i'm out of bullets".


    This is just absolute gold......Trent is a legend!! :D

    I actually haven't laughed this much at something on the net in a long, long time. Can't wait for the next instalment!


  • #87
    m83
    Registered Users Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    Good work electrogrimey! Best thread EVER!
    Yet...


  • #88
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    This should be made into a book Its brilliant Im loving the cliffhangers.............cant wait to see what happens to trent next

    /eagerly awaits next installment :D


  • #89
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    Reginald P. DuM wrote: »
    Trent, what a guy!!

    Fair play to ya Padraiggg your entertaining us.. I'm just wondering who would be best to play Trent when he gets onto the big screen...

    Sean Penn.
    Johnny Depp maybe.. Or Ricky Gervais.. A chubby English Trent.. :D

    Don't change anything!!

    No no, has to be someone like Sylvester Stallone, or Daniel Craig. Except more bad-ass.


  • #90
    yaaaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 188 ✭✭yaaaboy


    only found this thread today but its brilliant - i keep on getting the feeling of 'man its so good i would never have thought of that, i can never be a writer now'!
    Its riveting, just when you seem to be able to second guess Trent, Bam! he breaks you're neck and has sex with you're wife - what a hero


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  • #91
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Dave! wrote: »
    Work away !


    Ammmm so talk me through how too >.<

    I right clicked and saved the picture to my laptop....
    I know how to embed text (see my own for Nocturnal one)...but how do you make it so that when you click on picture it takes you to the thread?*

    PM me with what all to do! Please and thank you :p



    *I know it's been stickied now so loads of folks will finally discover the greatness anyway


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