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06-02-2019, 18:15   #1
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Funny/C*ap Nicknames you've come across

My mate's nickname was "Shanks" of the bathroom business.....

He fell when taking a wee and smashed his head off the jacks and left him scarred for life after many many beers.

What's your fav's..... & maybe obviously the ones that were that bit on the tripe side?
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My old boss used to call me The House Elf.

I'm small.

I knew a guy who'd suffered terrible alopecia from when he was a young child, he'd lost every hair and eyelash and pube on his body. His nickname was Fuzzy.
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A guy I used work with was called Zero, could never find out why.


Anyway, his younger brother started work at the same company and, being a little bit slower than his brother, was immediately named Minus One.
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06-02-2019, 18:21   #6
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Friend of mine works with a girl who has one hand that is smaller than the other.

They have christened her "The Clock".

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father and son, starvin & peckish
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My mate's nickname was "Shanks" of the bathroom business.....

He fell when taking a wee and smashed his head off the jacks and left him scarred for life after many many beers.

What's your fav's..... & maybe obviously the ones that were that bit on the tripe side?

Wouldn't call it a "favourite" - first name of a lad I worked with was "majella". .
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A lad who used to work with us was called Thrush.
He was an irritating c***.
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Tommy 2 gloves. Because he used to wear 2 gloves.
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Professional footballer Fitz Hall:


He had a decent career with clubs including Crystal Palace, Wigan, QPR and Watford, but he’s undoubtedly remembered most because of his nickname.

The defender is known as One Size because, y’know, One Size Fitz Hall.
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Friend of mine works with a girl who has one hand that is smaller than the other.

They have christened her "The Clock".

Fine work.
I could die a happy if I came up with that!
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My dear grandmother christened me Maggie Thatcher as a pet name.
I was 4.
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The Lion King, for a chap who wasn't adverse to bending the truth.
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