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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    Your willy needs a vagina cuddle, OP.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,526 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Your willy needs a vagina cuddle, OP.

    Not much use if he needs the help of a “splint” or has to “fold” it in.

    He needs rest. If he continues on this path he’s looking at mental degeneracy, “grip” marks and a semi at best for the rest of his life.

    Wouldn’t go near a partner without leaving “it” alone for, at least, 2 weeks. At least.

    The tide is turning…



  • Registered Users Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    An expertly turned lump of Scandinavian spruce fresh off the lathe.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 652 ✭✭✭DanielODonnell


    I enjoy **** but I only can ejaculate once or twice a day so my body regulates my porn intake itself, some men could ejaculate 10 days a day and get nothing else done.

    I have my own personal collection of videos that I bought off amateur girls, I must have at least 60 of them from all around the colonies. I've seen it all, big asses, hairy armpits, squirting, two girl videos and many many pretty girls urging me to **** to their face on a vertical screen, that is under rated. It is all very enjoyable but is addictive, I am trying to cut down on my purchases.
    Recently I've been enjoying "tit drops" on porn hub, girls with big tits dropping their tits out of their bra, I love big natural tits on a thin girl. Maybe watching these will help me cut down on my porn buying. It isn't even the money that's the problem, the problem is I have too many videos and the more you have the less time you get to use the ones you have, a bit like a woman buying hand bags I suppose. If I stopped buying videos I could actually book 5 escorts per year with the money.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    I enjoy **** but I only can ejaculate once or twice a day so my body regulates my porn intake itself, some men could ejaculate 10 days a day and get nothing else done.

    I have my own personal collection of videos that I bought off amateur girls, I must have at least 60 of them from all around the colonies. I've seen it all, big asses, hairy armpits, squirting, two girl videos and many many pretty girls urging me to **** to their face on a vertical screen, that is under rated. It is all very enjoyable but is addictive, I am trying to cut down on my purchases.
    Recently I've been enjoying "tit drops" on porn hub, girls with big tits dropping their tits out of their bra, I love big natural tits on a thin girl. Maybe watching these will help me cut down on my porn buying. It isn't even the money that's the problem, the problem is I have too many videos and the more you have the less time you get to use the ones you have, a bit like a woman buying hand bags I suppose. If I stopped buying videos I could actually book 5 escorts per year with the money.

    You a virgin, dude?


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