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Bank Job

  • 26-01-2019 1:05am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 8,259 ✭✭✭


    I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow.


    I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels.

    I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and,

    while in the bank,

    I'm going to shag the goat and throw the paint over the walls,

    all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off.

    After getting the money,

    I'll take a dump on the floor and pee everywhere.

    I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock.





    Let's see Crimecall stage a reconstruction of that.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



Comments

  • Site Banned Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Dakotabigone


    What will you do if the bank has no phone book?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭johnnysmack


    Sounds like a nice safe job


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,993 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    I always wondered if the actors who star in crimecall reconstructions ever get arrested?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,259 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    What will you do if the bank has no phone book?
    Good one
    headscratch.gif

    Got it,


    I'll nick one from the post office on the way to the Bank, before I go into the Bookies and get the milk ;)

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • Registered Users Posts: 320 ✭✭RichieO


    But will you escape the straight jacket you end up in?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,385 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Would you not be better getting the goat pregnant, and going into the bank when its in labour?

    In that case in court you can claim that you weren't being serious as you were only kidding.


  • Site Banned Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Dakotabigone


    How will you obtain an erection for a goat?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 2,150 Mod ✭✭✭✭Oink


    That’s big talk. I don’t know what kind of goats you have in your neck of the woods but I can introduce you to a few who’ll make a woman out of you if you’re into goaty love.

    Oink.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,259 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Oink wrote: »
    That’s big talk. I don’t know what kind of goats you have in your neck of the woods but I can introduce you to a few who’ll make a woman out of you if you’re into goaty love.

    Oink.

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    How will you obtain an erection for a goat?


    WD40

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • Site Banned Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Dakotabigone


    WD40 isn’t lube


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,259 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    WD40 isn’t lube

    Works for me :p

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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