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Things that you don't give a $hit about.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,047 ✭✭✭Clonmel1000


    Rugby. Overhyped mainly supported by social climbers and people who haven’t a clue what the rules are. Way to much media coverage.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,257 ✭✭✭deiseindublin


    Bloggers and influencers - such horse****.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    Murders or violence in the news. Have to actually stop people lurching up to me in work and reeling off the latest gruesome murder anecdotes. Get a grip on yourselves.

    The current trend in anything.

    Media hype.

    My work colleagues. Except my boss, he's a good guy.

    Tale spinners. We have one in work who has a 'I can top that' story for everything. Makes half of the crap up and embellishes the other half. You know the type.

    Politics.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    How can you be specific about something you don't care about?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,695 ✭✭✭dhaughton99


    The term 'people of colour', what the hell does that even mean, aren't we all people of colour???

    BAME. The Guardian has been pushing this acronym for a while now.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,695 ✭✭✭dhaughton99


    Roller skating, the colour yellow and life.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,322 ✭✭✭Heckler


    Murders or violence in the news. Have to actually stop people lurching up to me in work and reeling off the latest gruesome murder anecdotes. Get a grip on yourselves.

    The current trend in anything.

    Media hype.

    My work colleagues. Except my boss, he's a good guy.

    Tale spinners. We have one in work who has a 'I can top that' story for everything. Makes half of the crap up and embellishes the other half. You know the type.

    Politics.

    Jesus the tale spinners. upmanship. I knew a guy, decent enough fella but if you mentioned say a sking holiday he'd let you know how he skied down Ayers Rock blindfolded with the Dali Lama on his back while getting his balls sucked by Ghandi. Its some tiresome **** having to put up with that day in and out. Threesomes all over asia and aus everynight for a year. Guy was no oil painting..

    Best I ever heard was this guy I tangently knew. Told me his brother was after being accepted into the SAS. Apparently to join the SAS you have to kill 10 serving members in a ring of death hand to hand situation. This was from a guy in his mid 20's told in utter earnest.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,990 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Woke people.

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,378 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    LGBTQxyz.. I couldn't give a crap if you're gay or if someone wants to identify as a man, woman or a unicorn, but I'd draw the line at a man identifying as a woman to use a female change room.. If that man follows my daughter into a changing room I'm identifying as the tooth fairy and kicking out all his teeth :)

    Soccer & Golf, I simply don't care.

    It sounds like you do give a ****.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,230 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    Humans.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    Woke Hogan wrote: »

    Private landlords are scum.

    Absolute Bo!!ox talk.
    I personally know plenty of private landlords who don't charge top dollar and look after their tenants very well.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭Airyfairy12


    Instagram models and social media influencers - I have friends who talk about the lives of instagram models they follow like they know them personally. Theres cafes and restaurants that are now offering free meals to people who have over a 1000 followers. What is happening.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    K.Flyer wrote: »
    Absolute Bo!!ox talk.
    I personally know plenty of private landlords who don't charge top dollar and look after their tenants very well.

    I know plenty of landlords myself. Many of them contribute nothing to society except sit on their arses collecting rent and blame “the market” for arbitrarily hiking it up whenever they feel like it.

    Fancying themselves as tycoons even though the majority of them either inherited their property or lucked into ownership when property was cheap. Suggest that they pay tax on their income and they’ll virtually choke on their cigar smoke with laughter.

    Meanwhile how many young families can barely afford to pay their rent or save up for a mortgage? I suppose that’s not the landlords fault. It’s the government or that pesky “market” again. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    I know plenty of landlords myself. Many of them contribute nothing to society except sit on their arses collecting rent and blame “the market” for arbitrarily hiking it up whenever they feel like it.

    Fancying themselves as tycoons even though the majority of them either inherited their property or lucked into ownership when property was cheap. Suggest that they pay tax on their income and they’ll virtually choke on their cigar smoke with laughter.

    Meanwhile how many young families can barely afford to pay their rent or save up for a mortgage? I suppose that’s not the landlords fault. It’s the government or that pesky “market” again. :rolleyes:

    I don't give a sh!te about about them charging what they like. It's a business not a charity. I don't know why people expect landlords to be some sort of good Samaritan types!?!

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    Feisar wrote: »
    I don't give a sh!te about about them charging what they like. It's a business not a charity. I don't know why people expect landlords to be some sort of good Samaritan types!?!

    They shouldn’t exist is what I am saying. Or they should be so heavily regulated they virtually need to beg the State if they want to raise the rent.

    As for that “it’s a business, not a charity” comment: wake up. We need to stop this envious regard for anyone who’s making money like they’re winning the game of life. People have a right for a place to live but landlords are hoarding all the property. Landlords are hurting society to fill their own pockets. Landlords, my friend, are scum.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭u140acro3xs7dm


    My career, and it goes without saying, anybody else's career. I stumbled into my career, I had no plan and it just happened. I keep getting promoted /better jobs, and I don't care for any of them. I see everyone in work and they are so into it, and I couldn't give a flying fuk.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,441 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    K.Flyer wrote: »
    Absolute Bo!!ox talk.
    I personally know plenty of private landlords who don't charge top dollar and look after their tenants very well.

    Agreed!
    The notion that private Landlords are rolling around in their profits, or indeed that they are sitting on inherited property is delusional.
    Usually spouted by someone with no clue as to the costs involved be they capital, ongoing or opportunity.

    I would be far from surprised to hear that poster screaming for class warfare and the subsuming of all private property soon enough ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,468 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    People on tv, in magazines all the so called “celebs”, don’t really watch tv at all.

    GAA, I know people live for it, I really don’t want to hear about it.

    Brands, whatever people think I are “current fashion” trends, “what’s in”, all that rubbish. I’m still wearing some clothes I bought 25 years ago.

    Homelessness, it’s a lack of personal responsibility crisis rather than a lack of homes. People were told form early school days to work hard and provide for themselves but soo many decided not to, shock horror everyone was right and they have ruined their lives by living like rats in a sewer.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    I know plenty of landlords myself. Many of them contribute nothing to society except sit on their arses collecting rent and blame “the market” for arbitrarily hiking it up whenever they feel like it.


    i know plenty of tenants myself. many of them contribute nothing to society except sit on their arses collecting welfare and blaming "the government" for arbitrarily not presenting them with all they desire.

    now, from that can i extrapolate that "all tenants are scum"?

    as far as one-notes go, your note is weak, its a weak note.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 727 ✭✭✭InTheShadows


    Trump and Brexit. People voted and that's democracy. Suck it up and move on life's too short.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    Landlords, my friend, are scum.
    Yeah every single one of them. We get it, your schtick is to be as provocative and unpleasant as possible. Don't think I've ever read a positive or non rude, non sneering post by you where you don't make yourself out to be better than others. So cool and edgy.

    And you lose the plot when people merely disagree with you (only you can be rude but not anyone else apparently) so I expect a full blown meltdown in response to this.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,991 ✭✭✭✭Fr Tod Umptious


    Climate change, or climate crisis as it's now called.

    The Earth has been heating and cooling for millions of not billions of years with and without human intervention.

    Let it

    Let species adapt as they have done for millions if not billions of years.

    We are humans are really arrogant if we think we can stop it or if we believe it's up to us to dictate what the world should look like inn the future.

    The world will look like what it looks like.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    banie01 wrote: »
    Agreed!
    The notion that private Landlords are rolling around in their profits, or indeed that they are sitting on inherited property is delusional.
    Usually spouted by someone with no clue as to the costs involved be they capital, ongoing or opportunity.

    I would be far from surprised to hear that poster screaming for class warfare and the subsuming of all private property soon enough ;)
    That reminds of P Flynn's challenge to try to run three houses on a hundred thousand pound a year sometime. Absolutely deluded.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    That reminds of P Flynn's challenge to try to run three houses on a hundred thousand pound a year sometime. Absolutely deluded.
    But of course it's not at all like what Flynn said.

    Strange you should say that. The below actually is reminiscent of what Flynn said:
    I own a property ..and thanks to the homeless crisis i and the risk of being sued for discrimination i had to show to 128 ...yes ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT PEOPLE to show i wasn't discriminating.


    I then had to ring at least half of those back to further show i was not discriminating.

    That is down the homeless crisis.

    You try showing a flat to 128 people in 12 days.
    ... to which Banie, the very poster you're sneering at, posted as follows:
    banie01 wrote: »
    It's awful to be comfortably off isn't it, goddamn plebs not appreciating the effort us of the landlord class put into avoiding risk and litigation whilst maximising the return...

    You need to be careful IMO, as over the past couple of days it's almost as if you are actively trying to fulfil a stereotypical trope that I'd never have labelled you with in your 1st 5k posts. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    Yeah every single one of them. We get it, your schtick is to be as provocative and unpleasant as possible. Don't think I've ever read a positive or non rude, non sneering post by you where you don't make yourself out to be better than others. So cool and edgy.

    And you lose the plot when people merely disagree with you (only you can be rude but not anyone else y'see) so I expect a full blown meltdown in response to this.

    Yes, every single one of them.

    As for my "shtick," it's called holding positions and convictions, a belief system. I'm under no obligation to pretend "both sides are bad" nor do I have to conform to whatever your idea of civility is. Neoliberalism, capitalism, globalisation are killing the planet and landlords hoarding property is a symptom of that.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    Yes, every single one of them.

    As for my "shtick," it's called holding positions and convictions, a belief system. I'm under no obligation to pretend "both sides are bad" nor do I have to conform to whatever your idea of civility is. Neoliberalism, capitalism, globalisation are killing the planet and landlords hoarding property is a symptom of that.

    Not even 9 bells and you are filled with so much rage

    I for one can categorically confirm my landlord is spot on. Charges us under market value, if anything goes wrong, fixed straight away, checks in to see if anything required so your assumptions or beliefs are wrong


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,441 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    That reminds of P Flynn's challenge to try to run three houses on a hundred thousand pound a year sometime. Absolutely deluded.

    Does it?
    Would you care to explain how? In something other than a soundbite?

    As a private landlord, I'm happy to discuss the economic consequences of my wife and I having the temerity to not immediately donate her house to the State/Novas/GoFundMe on our marriage.

    As for the piles of profit, I've yet to come across any of those and given I do the Tax return I am fairly certain it's also not just resting in an account somewhere.
    I've got to be managing my property wrong!
    There's no ton of money left to me after mortgage, contingency, costs and taxes are covered.

    We do have the future benefit of an appreciating (for the time being at least) asset, that will hopefully go a long way towards ensuring both a comfortable retirement for my wife and I, aswell as ensuring that come what may we have a contingency if we need it.

    We are hands off, property is in an RPZ and is managed by an agency.

    There is still a large cohort of people who are accidental landlords, who had to move for work and other reasons but couldn't bring their house with them.
    You seem to have confused 19th Century Hiberno-English absentee landlordism, with the actual reality of what being a landlord is.

    I don't know of too many grand estate owners these days, unless it's a version of a Renault Mégane!Much the opposite of your claim that many are sitting on property inherited and did nothing for it.
    I grew up on a council estate, I'm the only member of my immediate family who owns any property and I worked hard to be able to.

    Many of the "scum" landlords you refer to are landlords solely because selling a house bought in 2006/7/8 up until quite recently anywhere other than Dublin meant crystallizing a loss.

    So people moved and rented out their homes.
    Rent is driven by market forces, the market in Ireland is distorted by government supplements and this places an artificial floor on rents.
    That is a significant factor in driving rents, then couple that with the same government enacting a policy of RPZ controls that limits the maximum...

    The policy drives both an absolute minimum for a unit of rent allowance plus the minimum contribution, and a maximum in RPZ zones of versus 3 similar and 4% a year.

    Price is a function of supply v demand.
    Private landlords don't control either of those, nor are they distorting the market with subsidies.

    The market is fúcked, I am immensely lucky (and happy) I don't rent my home.
    Both as currently I am unable to work, and as I really do value the security that owning our home affords.
    But I worked very hard to be in this position and went short a lot of things to do it.

    The buck needs to stop with the policy makers rather than those who were left trying to service their debt and who made homes available for rent.
    Unless someone has no mortgage, the belief that renting a property equals a pile of risk free cash, is very, very mistaken.
    Even for mortgage free property for private landlords, the tax burden and the actual opportunity costs of locked away capital and maintenance costs do impact hugely on the returns.
    Being your own sinking fund is far from cheap.

    But I'm sure that you Woke, can explain to us all the dangers of our greedy capitalism and how we are fuelling the homeless crisis?

    Us!?
    The small private landlords, the ones struggling to ensure our bills are paid, our property maintained and our tenants happy...

    We clearly are the problem ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,441 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    But of course it's not at all like what Flynn said.

    Strange you should say that. The below actually is reminiscent of what Flynn said:

    ... to which Banie, the very poster you're sneering at, posted as follows:

    Thanks Racontuese!

    If nothing else, I'm glad at least 1 poster caught my drift with that particular post :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Except you do. Otherwise you wouldn't be fouling up threads like a stubborn pigeon in the rafters.
    this is the kind of well crafted retort i come on boards to read


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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,441 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    this is the kind of well crafted retort i come on boards to read

    On Reddit it's what known R/murderedbywords because in fairness....
    He killed her there! :pac:


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