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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,991 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    From the Homer as Bigfoot episode;

    Reporter: Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinary pictures was most impressed by the creature's uncivilized look, its foul language and, most of all, its indescribable stench.
    "HEY, THAT'S A HALF TRUTH!"

    Wait...wrong episode.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,743 ✭✭✭P.Walnuts


    Homer: Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don’t tell me where they go. It’s like a conspiracy.

    Bart: 'A conspiracy, eh? Do you think they might be involved in the Kennedy Assassination in some way?'

    Homer: I do..........now


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  • Posts: 0 Ulises Dead Cub


    You've saved Itchy and Scratchy!


  • Posts: 0 Ulises Dead Cub


    You've save Itchy and Scratchy!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭pumpkin4life


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,712 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Martin: OK, piglet, start squealing. Where'd you get the lemons for
    this lemonade?

    Boy: Uh...this is Country Time lemonade mix. There's never been
    anything close to a lemon in it, I swear!

    Brother: Hey, nobody hassles my little brother.

    Martin: Hey! And no one manhandles the bosom chum of Nelson Mundt.
    Spring forth, burly protector, and save me!

    [long pause; the kids look around]

    Nelson: Aw, jeez. I never hang out with him, normally.
    [throws the brother off Martin]

    Martin: [skipping around Nelson and singing]
    Hark to the tale of Nelson,
    and the boy he loved so dear.

    [Nelson takes a swipe at him but misses]
    They remained the best of friends For years and years and years.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,743 ✭✭✭P.Walnuts


    Rawr wrote: »
    Martin: OK, piglet, start squealing. Where'd you get the lemons for
    this lemonade?

    Boy: Uh...this is Country Time lemonade mix. There's never been
    anything close to a lemon in it, I swear!

    Brother: Hey, nobody hassles my little brother.

    Martin: Hey! And no one manhandles the bosom chum of Nelson Mundt.
    Spring forth, burly protector, and save me!

    [long pause; the kids look around]

    Nelson: Aw, jeez. I never hang out with him, normally.
    [throws the brother off Martin]

    Martin: [skipping around Nelson and singing]
    Hark to the tale of Nelson,
    and the boy he loved so dear.

    [Nelson takes a swipe at him but misses]
    They remained the best of friends For years and years and years.

    Put a sprig of sage in your boots and all day it's spicy scent is your reward


  • Registered Users Posts: 392 ✭✭strawdog


    Homer: Lurleen, wait.
    Lurleen Lumpkin: Yeah?
    Homer: I just wanted to say your song touched me deeply in a way I've never felt before... and which way to the can?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Lemonade?

    Please.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 18,058 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Shoe and Shoelace one is meaningless without the other.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 507 ✭✭✭...__...


    So I'm the reason they have security phones in all the dorm rooms


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,712 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Bart: Wet cement! Is there any sweeter sign? Well, maybe High voltage.

    Frink: Hello, son. You want to try the flying motorcycle I just invented?

    Bart: No time.

    Frink: OK

    Bart: This is for the ages.

    (flash to futuristic city with people crowded around the word Bart in the concrete)

    Woman: Like Stonehenge, this site will forever be a mystery. Who was Bart? And how did he manage to write his name in solid cement?

    Man 1: He must have been much smarter than his sister Lisa - about whom we know nothing.

    Man 2: Say, let's bring him back to life by using technology! (shoots a ray; Bart materializes)

    Bart: Ay, Caramba! (yoyo's)

    Man 1: What's normal to him amazes us.

    Man 2: He will be our new god.

    Everyone:
    Yay!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,513 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Rawr wrote: »
    Bart: Wet cement! Is there any sweeter sign? Well, maybe High voltage.

    Frink: Hello, son. You want to try the flying motorcycle I just invented?

    Bart: No time.

    Frink: OK

    Bart: This is for the ages.

    (flash to futuristic city with people crowded around the word Bart in the concrete)

    Woman: Like Stonehenge, this site will forever be a mystery. Who was Bart? And how did he manage to write his name in solid cement?

    Man 1: He must have been much smarter than his sister Lisa - about whom we know nothing.

    Man 2: Say, let's bring him back to life by using technology! (shoots a ray; Bart materializes)

    Bart: Ay, Caramba! (yoyo's)

    Man 1: What's normal to him amazes us.

    Man 2: He will be our new god.

    Everyone:
    Yay!

    I love this. Such a good reference to when you watched a documentary and they explained a big back story, yet couldn't prove any of it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    Top of the morning to ye on this gray, grizzly afternoon. Kent O'Brockman live on Main Street, where today everyone is a little bit Irish, except, of course, for the gays and the Italians.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,812 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,647 ✭✭✭elefant


    Everybody get naked!




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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,368 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Uh oh, my heart just stopped..... oh, there it goes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,173 ✭✭✭VonLuck


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,712 ✭✭✭Rawr


    ...and this cute little cuddlebug is Pancreatic Cancer!


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    Rawr wrote: »
    ...and this cute little cuddlebug is Pancreatic Cancer!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,812 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Watch it chowda head!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,368 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!!!
    Whoops I said the silent part loud and the loud part silent.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Mayor Quimby supports revolving-door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob - a man twice convicted of attempted murder. ... Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,400 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Gas, break, honk. Gas, break, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas, gas.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭Suryavarman


    Homer Simpson: Now son, on your first day of school, I'd like to pass on the words of advice my father gave me.

    Grampa Simpson: [in Homer's mind, as he remembers] Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly! If a strange man offers you a ride, I say, take it!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,991 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Homer Simpson: Now son, on your first day of school, I'd like to pass on the words of advice my father gave me.

    Grampa Simpson: [in Homer's mind, as he remembers] Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly! If a strange man offers you a ride, I say, take it!
    "LOUSY TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    Marge: You're being ridiculous.
    Homer: Am I, Marge? Am I? Think of the property values. Now we can never say only straight people have been in this house.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,743 ✭✭✭P.Walnuts


    Marge: Homer that crazy lady who lives in the trash pile attacked me again.

    Homer: That's not how she tells it


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