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  • #8342
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    ENDUT!
    HOCH HECH!


  • #8343
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,740 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    ENDUT!
    HOCH HECH!

    Krusty (Puffing sigarette): What the hell was that?!


  • #8344
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,821 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    It's the stingy and battery show!
    They bite, and light, and bite and light and dite!
    Ligh Ligh Ligh - yadda yadda you get the idea.


  • #8345
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,740 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Principal Skinner: Children, I couldn't help monitoring your conversation. There's no mystery about Willy. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.


  • #8346
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,375 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    pumpkin4life wrote: »
    TKzuu3b.gif

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va5_rn3vG3A


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  • #8347
    Sawyer Fit Composer
    Posts: 0 ✭ Sawyer Fit Composer


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  • #8348
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


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  • #8349
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,324 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Lisa: We’re supposed to do this without parental help.
    Homer: Sweetie, that’s orphan talk.


  • #8350
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Jimbo: Hey, you're that drunken posse. Wow! Can I join ya?
    Homer: I dunno. Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?
    Jimbo: Can I!
    Homer: You're in. Here's the sack.
    Moe: But ya gotta supply your own knobs!


  • #8351
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,740 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Principal Skinner: This orange drink is the only way to recoup our terrible losses from Fire Drill Follies. I just don't know what went wrong.

    Willie: You opened the show with a fire drill and everyone cleared out!

    Principal Skinner: (sadly) Hmm. So Mother was right. It was my fault. (pauses, then whispers) Well, go ahead. Water it down some more.

    Willie: I can't, man! I've watered her down as far as she'll go! I can'nae water no more!


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  • #8352
    pumpkin4life
    Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭pumpkin4life


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  • #8353
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,821 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    pumpkin4life wrote: »
    C8cMLk3.gif

    That's such a useful gif for when sh1t is going wrong.


  • #8354
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,821 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Announcer: The road to the Super Bowl is long, and pointless. I mean, when you think about it.

    Homer: Heh heh, football's so great.


  • #8355
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    Announcer: The road to the Super Bowl is long, and pointless. I mean, when you think about it.

    Homer: Heh heh, football's so great.

    Bronko Nagurski didn't get no bye weeks.


  • #8356
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,821 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »
    Bronko Nagurski didn't get no bye weeks.

    And now he's DEAD!
    Well, maybe they're a good thing...


  • #8357
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


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  • #8358
    dan1895
    Registered Users Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    IF YOU KIDS CAN'T KEEP
    YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELVES
    I'M GOING TO TURN THIS
    CAR AROUND AND THERE'LL
    BE NO CAPE CANAVERAL FOR
    ANYBODY!


  • #8359
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,821 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    dan1895 wrote: »
    IF YOU KIDS CAN'T KEEP
    YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELVES
    I'M GOING TO TURN THIS
    CAR AROUND AND THERE'LL
    BE NO CAPE CANAVERAL FOR
    ANYBODY!
    *Slap!*

    THAT'S IT! BACK TO WINNIPEG!!


  • #8360
    C14N
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭C14N


    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    *Slap!*

    THAT'S IT! BACK TO WINNIPEG!!

    Winnipeg: We were born here, what's your excuse?


  • #8361
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,740 ✭✭✭Rawr


    [Homer calls the real estate agent in a rage after finding an Indian burial ground in the basement]

    Homer: Mr. Pote, Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing. You didn't tell me it was built on an Indian burial ground!

    ........NO, YOU DIDN'T!

    .................Well, that's not my recollection.

    Uh-huh... okay, well all right. Good-bye.

    [hangs up the phone and turns to Marge]
    Homer: He says he mentioned it five or six times.


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  • #8362
    Los Lobos
    Registered Users Posts: 728 ✭✭✭Los Lobos


    Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister


  • #8363
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,740 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Milhouse: (as Abraham Lincoln) I thought that civil war would never end. Now to soothe my head with an evening at Ford's Theater.

    (Bart as John Wilkes Booth barges in the door behind him)

    Milhouse: Oh, no! John Wilkes Booth!

    Bart: Hasta la vista, Abey! (he and Milhouse battle it out)

    Homer: (from the seat in the audience) Come on, boy! Finish him off!

    (Kids as presidents scream and run away from Bart as John Wilkes Booth)

    Bart: You're next, Chester A. Arthur! [after Miss Hoover carries him offstage] Unhand me, Yankee!


  • #8364
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,324 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Warden: The part of the brain that remembers dance steps is also the anger centre. So Juveniles who know how to foxtrot are 10% less likely to commit a double homicide.
    Nelson: Who conducted this study!?
    Warden: The institute of SHUT YOUR FAT FACE. Now pair up.


  • #8365
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    More creamed corn, Jimbo Junior?


  • #8366
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,740 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    More creamed corn, Jimbo Junior?

    Jimbo Jr: This creamed cord tastes like creamed crap!

    Lunchlady Bart: Watch the potty mouth honey.


  • #8367
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,517 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Rawr wrote: »

    Lunchlady Bart: .


    HAHAHAHA


  • #8368
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,635 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    960.jpg


  • #8369
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    My Homer is not a communist


    http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140318045209/inciclopedia/images/b/b4/Homer_russian.jpg


  • #8370
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Japanese Worker 1: Please don't tell my supervisor I have the flu.
    Japanese Worker 2: I've been working with a shattered pelvis for three weeks.
    *both laugh*

    (They put us fat, lazy Westerners to shame!:D)


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  • #8371
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,324 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    From the Homer as Bigfoot episode;

    Reporter: Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinary pictures was most impressed by the creature's uncivilized look, its foul language and, most of all, its indescribable stench.


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